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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#4826
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:35

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*Steals all of the rum while nobody is watching, then fucks off to the loony bin section*


#4827
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:39

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Whistling hey?

 

I see the spring in your step... you were canoodling in the bushes with Fairbanks and Michel again, weren't you? ;)

 

Speaking of which. :whistle:

 

Finally sealed the deal with my baby girl. :wub: She really is the definition of perfection... in every way. There really is no way to describe the sickening love in this black void heart of mine, that I must resort to corny music to express it. :blush:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope got me a bit of Cullen lovin'

 

Raises glass to HB.

 

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#4828
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:49

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I found the "There's no instructions" thread and this may quite possibly be the most perfect thing ever written:

 

"all you clowns get all but hurt."

 

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#4829
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:02

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*Opens door, strolls in jovially*

 

Hey folks, how is everybody doing to-SOMEONE MADE A CASSANDRA FEMALE ROMANCE MOD?! brb giving crap to modder


#4830
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:02

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Nope got me a bit of Cullen lovin'

 

Raises glass to HB.

 

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LMAO.

 

Bit of Cullen lovin', eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge. Lovin, eh? Know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge?

 

Glad to see we both got our rocks off. I'll drink to that.

 

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(Perhaps MaryDen will survive today... wait. Her innards are still everywhere, right? If I'm correct.. nobody bothered patching her up.)

 

 

I found the "There's no instructions" thread and this may quite possibly be the most perfect thing ever written:

 

"all you clowns get all but hurt."

 

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Mate that **** was pure gold.


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#4831
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:03

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*Opens door, strolls in jovially*

 

Hey folks, how is everybody doing to-SOMEONE MADE A CASSANDRA FEMALE ROMANCE MOD?! brb giving crap to modder

 

I know right?

 

How dare they make Cassandra a female.


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#4832
lynroy
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:05

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Thank you.

 

I mean.. I've romanced her about 5 times already but anyway... :lol:

 

The beauty about the latest patches is that I'm hearing new lines from her and they are just pure gold. Oh man, psychic orgasms all over. Every time she opens her mouth I become more and more smitten.. I've even taken a million screenshots like the creepy motherfucker I am.

 

*snip*

 

Oh well as long as the ladies still dig it, right?

 

I think Dame may be heartbroken, though. ;)

LOL I'll drink every time you romance Sera. Hooray for new lines! I'll drink to that too!
As far as the 'stache...well, Dame will understand...right?

 

*Steals all of the rum while nobody is watching, then fucks off to the loony bin section*

Let me know if you find anything good!

 

Nope got me a bit of Cullen lovin'

 

Raises glass to HB.

 

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So Cullen is useful for two things.

 

I found the "There's no instructions" thread and this may quite possibly be the most perfect thing ever written:

 

"all you clowns get all but hurt."

 

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That was one of my favorite parts! 

@Dieb, have fun! Make sure you throw in some crazy threats.


#4833
Dieb
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:06

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If only someone shared the science behind the reasoning of her not being female.

 

 

So, making equal amounts of sense, I would like to share this with all of you without further ado:

 

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#4834
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:10

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LOL I'll drink every time you romance Sera. Hooray for new lines! I'll drink to that too!
As far as the 'stache...well, Dame will understand...right?

 

Let me know if you find anything good!

 

So Cullen is useful for two things.

 

That was one of my favorite parts! 

@Dieb, have fun! Make sure you throw in some crazy threats.

 

Better yet. Drink every time I mention Sera. That should give you a good alco hit. ;)

 

Wait. Two things.. what's the other one? Making giant magical trebuchets to nuke the **** out of Orlais?

 

 

If only someone shared the science behind the reasoning of her not being female.

 

 

So, making equal amounts of sense, I would like to share this with all of you without further ado:

 

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The science?

 

Well.. she has short hair. And a manly jawline. And a scar.

 

Those things on her chest?

They're just pillowy man bosoms.

 

The blatant outline of her crotch?

That's um... she has a small wang?


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#4835
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:10

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EDIT: Yes, HB, the magical trebuchets is the second.


#4836
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:15

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*Roly stirs and comes to life.  Reads last few posts...*

 

Oh, that kinda day, eh?  Cabot, Ryncol, and hold the bloody umbrella.


#4837
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:17

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*Roly stirs and comes to life.  Reads last few posts...*

 

Oh, that kinda day, eh?  Cabot, Ryncol, and hold the bloody umbrella.

 

Hey buddy.

 

Yes one of those days...

 


#4838
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:21

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*squees* Glorious 80s rock!  I'll drink to that!

 

Btw, congrats re: Sera, good buddy!  :wizard:     Love... it's a...

 

 

Or... alternate 80s answer


#4839
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:25

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*squees* Glorious 80s rock!  I'll drink to that!

 

Btw, congrats re: Sera, good buddy!  :wizard:     Love... it's a...

 

 

Or... alternate 80s answer

 

Mmm.

 

20/10 would bang that chick in the vid. (Don't tell Sera) :lol:

 

Love is just a disease full stop. :sick:

 

I am not entirely comfortable with these feelings that I feel but who am I to blame?

 

She's just so perfect. I am doomed to forever be alone, as no woman will ever measure up to her... but it's all good, innit?

Bitches are overrated.

 

On the topic of 80's metal, and nothing comparing to Sera:

 


#4840
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:27

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You don't 80s rock me like that. Because y'all know...

 

 


#4841
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:29

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SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUG A MUCH OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND TURN UP THE FREAKIN VOLUME!!


#4842
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:30

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You don't 80s rock me like that. Because y'all know...

 

 

 

Another fitting song. :lol:

 

I got one.

 

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


#4843
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:31

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SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUG A MUCH OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND TURN UP THE FREAKIN VOLUME!!

 

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#4844
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:36

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*wakes up*

 

*remembers he his Italian*

 

*grabs a glass of wine*

 

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#4845
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:39

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*wakes up*

 

*remembers he his Italian*

 

*grabs a glass of wine*

 

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Saluto!

 

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#4846
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:40

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*wakes up*

 

*remembers he his Italian*

 

*grabs a glass of wine*

 

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#4847
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:42

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Okay, I just accidentally broke into one of my humorous borderline psychotic deviations again (without swearing/insulting and in a post that also thoroughly adresses the topic)

 

If I don't post for a while, you know what's up.

 

*takes big gulp, bangs mug on table*

 

 

@lynroy

Damn son, you stached your moushave?!! *sniffs mug* Was there booze in that? Please tell me there was booze in that.


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#4848
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:44

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#4849
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:44

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Okay, I just accidentally broke into one of my humorous borderline psychotic deviations again (without swearing/insulting and in a post that also thoroughly adresses the topic)

 

If I don't post for a while, you know what's up.

 

*takes big gulp, bangs mug on table*

 

Mate you're safe.

 

You only get banned if you diss the following:

 

1. Politics

2. Religion

3. Anita Sarkeesian

 

Swearing, deviant psychosis and discussions about rape and tying up women are accepted. :)


#4850
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:45

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Hey doc. ;)

 

Glad you could visit us.. so I think we should discuss the locking in of our romance.


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