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#49276
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Since this DLC is going to be coming so soon, I figure I better take Artemis through the other DLC so she can work out some post break up stress.

Yup, and level her up for a stronger punch!

 

I wonder if, if in a romance with Solas, you get to slap him upon meeting him again.

I want this. So much.

 

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...I think those female elves unlucky enough to fall victim to his iambic pantemeter want to do more then slap him.  :lol:

Kinky. Can't say I wouldn't say no myself.


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#49278
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Kinky. Can't say I wouldn't say no myself.

I was thinking shooting him...with *points to Sera* arrows

yes arrows. 



#49279
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New DLC. 

 

OH MY-!

 

Can I still see it??? How was it! Tell me all about it!!!



#49280
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OH MY-!

 

Can I still see it??? How was it! Tell me all about it!!!

Its still up in the discussion thread for the Pax event, but alas...Spanish. 



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...I think those female elves unlucky enough to fall victim to his iambic pantemeter want to do more then slap him.  :lol:

I hope. 

Actually I wanted to romance him with my human mage since the early conversations in Haven, too bad.

 

OH MY-!

 

Can I still see it??? How was it! Tell me all about it!!!

You can't see it yet, but they'll release it in 2 and a half hours. It was AMAZING. I don't want to spoiler anything.



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Kinky. Can't say I wouldn't say no myself.

 

Lavallen walks up to him, all serious and determined. Upon coming face to face with him, she slaps him so hard, it knocks him back. Then goes in for the snog. They lock lips. She pulls back. They look at each other. Solas rushes back in. Takes her on the carpet, in front of your companions. Boom. Job done.

 

:lol:


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#49283
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Lavallen walks up to him, all serious and determined. Upon coming face to face with him, she slaps him so hard, it knocks him back. Then goes in for the snog. They lock lips. She pulls back. They look at each other. Solas rushes back in. Takes her on the carpet, in front of your companions. Boom. Job done.

 

:lol:

I was grinning at this post...and now I feel dirty.  

 

*yawn*


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#49284
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Lavallen walks up to him, all serious and determined. Upon coming face to face with him, she slaps him so hard, it knocks him back. Then goes in for the snog. They lock lips. She pulls back. They look at each other. Solas rushes back in. Takes her on the carpet, in front of your companions. Boom. Job done.

 

:lol:

 

*Beren rummages around in his pack, calmly pulls out Paragon's patented P.E.N.I.S. kit and injects himself right in the eyeball*

 

Ahhh, blind.  So much better.  *sips lyrium*


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I was grinning at this post...and now I feel dirty.  

 

*yawn*

 

As you should.  :lol:  :P


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#49286
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*Beren rummages around in his pack, calmly pulls out Paragon's patented P.E.N.I.S. kit and injects himself right in the eyeball*

 

Ahhh, blind.  So much better.  *sips lyrium*

 

Oh come on. It's not that bad!  :lol:



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*light bulb* I could make a smutty fan fiction out of that!


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Lavallen walks up to him, all serious and determined. Upon coming face to face with him, she slaps him so hard, it knocks him back. Then goes in for the snog. They lock lips. She pulls back. They look at each other. Solas rushes back in. Takes her on the carpet, in front of your companions. Boom. Job done.

 

:lol:

Actually that is EXACTLY what Artemis would do!


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I was thinking shooting him...with *points to Sera* arrows

yes arrows. 

And I was thinking exactly what Lightning wrote out.


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#49290
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you people are sick.  :P


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#49291
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Oh come on. It's not that bad!  :lol:

*light bulb* I could make a smutty fan fiction out of that!

 

Oh fine.  Here, I'll help you.  When you fan fiction gets made into a movie, use this for the soundtrack.

 

 

*Beren shudders and drinks, kit at hand in case its needed*


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#49292
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Dienne!  :lol:

 

Yes, EA Spain released DLC trailer early (hence the spanish inquisition joke). It was up long enough to make the BSN explode.

 

Since this DLC is going to be coming so soon, I figure I better take Artemis through the other DLC so she can work out some post break up stress.

 

I'm thinking to abandon my lady Trevelyan and bring back my Lavellan too  :D  


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#49293
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you people are sick.   :P

Don't be jealous we're getting some.


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#49294
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Don't be jealous we're getting some.

*arches eyebrow*  I will have you know Cassandra and Cullen are most proficcient.  

 

Anyways Foley is gonna try going to bed.  He has work.  Despite BioWare injecting him with adrenaline.  Also annoying ceiling fan.  Nighty night. 


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#49295
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I was grinning at this post...and now I feel dirty.  

 

*yawn*

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#49296
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What's that?



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*arches eyebrow*  I will have you know Cassandra and Cullen are most proficcient.  

 

Anyways Foley is gonna try going to bed.  He has work.  Despite BioWare injecting him with adrenaline.  Also annoying ceiling fan.  Nighty night. 

Mmmhmmm ;)

 

I wish you luck with that endeavor.



#49298
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What's that?

Click on it.



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Its still up in the discussion thread for the Pax event, but alas...Spanish. 

 

Well, that's no problem for me ahahah I can translate if you wish.



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Click on it.

Click it good.

 

....I'll show myself out.


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