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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#4926
ravenesse
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 07:55

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Hrhrhr, everything's better with pirates!


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#4927
the Dame
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 08:21

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Hrhrhr, everything's better with pirates!

snip

 

:D Damn right =)

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#4928
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 08:49

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:D Damn right =)

 

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(Just because Norringtion is ******' hot! ;))

 

 

Also, I found that and kind of had to think about a certain someone ;)

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#4929
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 08:51

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#4930
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 10:26

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 I'm just gonna spoiler this whole thing...

Spoiler


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#4931
Orian Tabris
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 10:54

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Hrhrhr, everything's better with pirates!

 

Where can I buy this game!?


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#4932
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 11:11

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www.dirtypiratehooker.edu


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#4933
Orian Tabris
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 11:41

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www.dirtypiratehooker.edu

 

Yeah... I'm not even going to attempt to look at that URL...


#4934
ThreeF
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 11:44

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Yeah... I'm not even going to attempt to look at that URL...

 

    1 part Rum, spiced (Captain Morgan's)
    1 part Grand Marnier
    1 part Schnapps, peach
    1 splash Pineapple Juice
    1 whole Cherries/Maraschinos

 

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Add Cherry to shot glass or old fashioned glass. Strain into glass


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#4935
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 01:03

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(Just because Norringtion is ******' hot! ;))

 

 

Also, I found that and kind of had to think about a certain someone ;)

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<3

 

 

 I'm just gonna spoiler this whole thing... [spoiler]

 

It immediately made me think of our one and only Badonkadonk!

 

 

Which, imho, fits nicely with Doc's latest post :D

 

LOL.

 

Hey it's...... hump day!!!!

 

And no, for once I'm not being dirty.

 

I mean it's halfway through the week... 2 down, 3 to go.

 

 

    1 part Rum, spiced (Captain Morgan's)
    1 part Grand Marnier
    1 part Schnapps, peach
    1 splash Pineapple Juice
    1 whole Cherries/Maraschinos

 

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Add Cherry to shot glass or old fashioned glass. Strain into glass

 

Mmmm Captain Morgan.

 

Ha that just reminded me of that thread months ago, "too many females", where people started posting recipes.

 

Damn... looked at that link. "Server not found".

 

*Disappointed*

 

Looks like I'm gonna have to find other ways to get frisky before work...


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#4936
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 01:05

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Really?

 

Another sexuality thread... man it's too early. Oh well.

 

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#4937
lynroy
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 01:50

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*enters the bar*
Good evening? DrinkQuisiton! No smart*ss comments, plz, I insist it's eve..

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Mou...
Mous..
But... but moustache...
Why??!

*slowly looks around*
*them again at Iron Roy*

very calmly: Did we forgave the malefactors, lynroy? Or, maybe, some kind of "debt collection" still topical issue?? Hmm...
...
*looks away*

cute-animated-japanese-kitten-grey-17.gi : ....but, you still very charming... even after your mustache was desecrated. *sternly looks around*

I still have not forgotten WHO was responsible. I'll have my revenge. *flashes dame charming smile and wink*

See HB, told you I'm still charming without the stache.

Goood evening, dear Dame. As it is evening *nods wisely while checking the clock*

And well... Roy That Doesn't Look That Iron anymore...
*looks around*
*whispers*
I'm sorry, but I can't stand how ridiculous you look.
Take this:

Spoiler

I pinned two fennecs together to make your face look less naked. Just for you! Please accept it as a token of my gratitude. And please, man up again!

ROFL Thanks Rivaini! I shall put this to use immediately. :D I owe you a drink or twenty. This should work just fine until the stache grows back proper.

HB, another one was bound to pop up right? *drink*
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#4938
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:05

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*Roly slowly rolls up to the bar and lets out a pathetic *sigh**

 

I've just been reading the Cassie thread.  I think, if I am understanding some of the posts properly, that I, a straight white male, am apparently being discriminated against.  I guess I've been too stupid to see it all my life.  This saddens me deeply.  Well, I know I can count on my girlie horde for moral support!

 

Cabot, something surly!


#4939
Lewie
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:20

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I have to say hello before I fade into oblivion. 

 

*Drinks*

 

*hopes the quisition keeps things rolling*


#4940
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:38

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Volus, stop trying to make sense where there is none to be had. I thought as a straight white male everything was your fault. Did that change while I was sleeping?

Lewie, hello! Don't fade away!

Oh going to need something strong tonight. CABOT!

#4941
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:51

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Umm... if I admit nothing changed and I was just being a drama, er, king, will I be punished?  Cuz if there is spanking involved, particularly spanking by Jennifer Connelly, I'll admit to anything.

 

*Roly sips on a Thessian Temple and daydreams*


#4942
lynroy
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:51

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Ya know, Roy, this is an opportunity for you to embrace the whole facial hair thing and grow a beard as well. Here's some inspirational music for you in case you're wavering.

*snip*

Maintaining the stache is hard enough, what with it not being natural for an elf. I don't want to know how many fennec sacrifices and questionable potions I'd have to take to grow one. Blackwall has a beard monopoly anyway.

*drink*

Also, I am OOL! *drink*

#4943
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:53

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Lewie!!!!! ****** autocorrect nearly called you Lewis.

Volus is discriminated against Because it's all his fault... That makes sense right?

Oh God. Lmao. Ahahahahahahaha. So apparently Badonkadonk is a recognised word on my phone.. It popped up as I started writing this sentence.

#4944
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:54

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Did somebody say spanking?

Grr the ****** dragon keeps breathing down my neck...

#4945
Lewie
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:55

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Volus, stop trying to make sense where there is none to be had. I thought as a straight white male everything was your fault. Did that change while I was sleeping?

Lewie, hello! Don't fade away!

Oh going to need something strong tonight. CABOT!

I should have came in sooner. I will remember next time, i do only come in here when I drink.  :lol:


#4946
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 03:56

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Oh God. Lmao. Ahahahahahahaha. So apparently Badonkadonk is a recognised word on my phone.. It popped up as I started writing this sentence.

 

Well we gotta celebrate that with song!

 

 

(alternate link if you can't see that one)

 

Left, left, spank, right, left!


#4947
Lewie
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 04:02

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Badonkadonk tea party. 

 

Jeez at least I get a teapot pistol that shoots acid.


#4948
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 04:05

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I'm so not blasting that song at work.. How embarrassing lmao.

Badonkadonk tea party. I like the sound of that.. Teacups filled with rum.. Splints.. And lots of boobs and arse.

#4949
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 04:09

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*Spliffs.

Fucks sake... I'm gonna smash this thing

#4950
lynroy
Posté 11 mars 2015 - 04:15

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I should have came in sooner. I will remember next time, i do only come in here when I drink. :lol:

That's probably a very good idea. :D
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