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#50126
LightningPoodle

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Sonofabitch! Why did I choose to play as a Mage! I want to be a Rogue! Yes! A rogue. *goes back into the character creator*



#50127
Tragedienne of Heavens

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Ash look! Bob is famous!

http://www.dailymail...lls-backup.html

*Drinks to Bob*



#50128
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bahahaha

 

Bob's still better! he doesn't call for backup!



#50129
Tragedienne of Heavens

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True, he doesn't even need us.



#50130
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Ash look! Bob is famous!

http://www.dailymail...lls-backup.html

*Drinks to Bob*

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Bob is what happens when people have more time and money than brains.



#50131
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Dude in PVP: "Up for reenacting The Viper And The Mountain?"

Me: "You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children."


*duel ensues*

It's so rare to find people in Dark Souls PVP that aren't jackasses and even rarer still when one thinks similarly.
Naturally though, I won quite comfortably. B)

Speed > Power.
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#50132
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Dude in PVP: "Up for reenacting The Viper And The Mountain?"

Me: "You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children."


*duel ensues*

It's so rare to find people in Dark Souls PVP that aren't jackasses and even rarer still when one thinks similarly.
Naturally though, I won quite comfortably. B)

Speed > Power.

 

Did you bring him down to an eighth of his health, and then had him kill you in a most gruesome fashion?



#50133
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Dude in PVP: "Up for reenacting The Viper And The Mountain?"

Me: "You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children."


*duel ensues*

It's so rare to find people in Dark Souls PVP that aren't jackasses and even rarer still when one thinks similarly.
Naturally though, I won quite comfortably. B)

Speed > Power.

Speed and deviousness ftw :P

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#50134
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Did you bring him down to an eighth of his health, and then had him kill you in a most gruesome fashion?


Hell no, greatsword users are the easiest fights for me.

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Dark Souls scares me. I played the predecessor "Demon's Souls" and sucked major MileyChicken.



#50136
LightningPoodle

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Hell no, greatsword users are the easiest fights for me.

 

But then... how did you reenact it?



#50137
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 I woke up OOL :(  I am sorry, people, y'all have had some great stuff overnight.

 

Oh god.. no.. no.. please no.. I'll stay this time.. I promise!!

 

You said that before!!  Be warned, I will take extreme measures if you do it again.  EXTREME measures.

 

Yes yes yes! play with us! Add me: Oceanborn93

Done :)

 

I wonder how reinstalling DA2 and ME1-2 is going to work dlc-wise since the dlc's for those were bought from the old Bioware site for the most part....I am going to riot if i can't get them to work again without repaying through origin. They are right there on the hard-disk, only the install registry was wiped not the games themselves >.<

 

Believe it or not, that page is still live.  You just need to know the url for it:  https://social.biowa...ntitlements.php

 

If, however, you have issues there, just let me know, okay?  My hoarding pays off sometimes:

 

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#50138
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Dark Souls scares me. I played the predecessor "Demon's Souls" and sucked major MileyChicken.


The thing with Dark Souls is that finding a weapon that suits you makes the game far less frustrating.

For me it was swapping the rapier and dagger I was trying to use in favour of a spear.

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But then... how did you reenact it?


I didn't offer to reenact s***, I was just pleasantly surprised to come across someone in Souls PVP that wasn't a dick.
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#50140
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 I woke up OOL :(  I am sorry, people, y'all have had some great stuff overnight.

 

 

You said that before!!  Be warned, I will take extreme measures if you do it again.  EXTREME measures.

 

 

Does that extreme measure involve synthesizing Tony Abbott and Ducklips?

If so.. I will swear on Andraste's Phallus that I will never go away again.. well that is unless.. you know, I die :P



#50141
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The thing with Dark Souls is that finding a weapon that suits you makes the game far less frustrating.

For me it was swapping the rapier and dagger I was trying to use in favour of a spear.

 

And you need to be actually.. you know, skilled right?

 

Cause truth be told.. I suck. I've never played anything above casual/medium setting. :blush:



#50142
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1) Does that extreme measure involve synthesizing Tony Abbott and Ducklips?

2) If so.. I will swear on Andraste's Phallus that I will never go away again.. well that is unless.. you know, I die :P

 

(numbering added to quote by me)

 

1)  :o  Wow, it didn't, but it will now!  Thanks, that's a lot better than what I had planned!  (purges plan to flood Donk inbox with penis pics...)

2) Miss T is a necro, so yeah, that's unacceptable reason.


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#50143
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(numbering added to quote by me)

 

1)  :o  Wow, it didn't, but it will now!  Thanks, that's a lot better than what I had planned!  (purges plan to flood Donk inbox with penis pics...)

2) Miss T is a necro, so yeah, that's unacceptable reason.

 

Oh mate.. if you dare flood my inbox with... that, I will do what I do best: write a smutty "friendfic" involving Beren the templar, and Christopher Pentaghast, with a little Iron Bull thrown in for good measure ;)



#50144
Beren Von Ostwick

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Well wtf am I going to do with the 7 zettabytes of penis pics I scrounged up?

 

*Sighs, pauses, has inspirational flash, drinks and looks up url for Witcher forums...*



#50145
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How I spend half my mp matches :D

thanks for putting up with the run, Serza haha

 

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No problem. It was actually fun...

 

And the Reaver seriously is OP.

I wonder if it's because she can spam a FOCUS ability.

Yes. The thing the Bull and a Reaver Inquisitor get as a FOCUS ability, she can use much more often, as it only consumes the majority of the stamina bar.

Plus, sheh as Devour, which is a damage-heal kind of thing. Ring of Pain to buff yourself even further, and Mighty Blow if you need to put something on the ground...

 

*shrug*

Much better than the Katari, says I.



#50146
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Well wtf am I going to do with the 7 zettabytes of penis pics I scrounged up?

 

*Sighs, pauses, has inspirational flash, drinks and looks up url for Witcher forums...*

 

Try the Steam forums. I couldn't get into the official CDPR boards. Could be just an efftard moment on my part though.. Last time I looked on TW3 Steam it was very familiar.. almost like the BSN.. "gay agenda" this, "romance sucks" that..



#50147
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Well wtf am I going to do with the 7 zettabytes of penis pics I scrounged up?

*Sighs, pauses, has inspirational flash, drinks and looks up url for Witcher forums...*

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New fetish?
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#50148
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And you need to be actually.. you know, skilled right?

Cause truth be told.. I suck. I've never played anything above casual/medium setting. :blush:


It's mostly about recognising attack patterns although patience, a bow, a position where you can't be hit (there's almost always one) and plenty of arrows will see you through much of the game.

I'm an OK player but an expert at cheating.

#50149
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Guys, gals, let us drink to games.tiscali.cz.

 

I told them about Trespasser and provided the link two hours after announcement (as soon as the initial super-hype wore off) and it only took them two days to put up news of the DLC.



#50150
Beren Von Ostwick

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New fetish?

 

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Guys, gals, let us drink to games.tiscali.cz.

 

I told them about Trespasser and provided the link two hours after announcement (as soon as the initial super-hype wore off) and it only took them two days to put up news of the DLC.

 

Trust but verify, as The Gipper would say!  Verification takes time, you know, what with Bioware having official youtube channels, twitter feeds, etc. ;)