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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#5001
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 01:44

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Hahaha!  I took Sera to look for Rainier yesterday and she was like 'where's the buffet?'  I half expected you to come running in and knock my incy over to get to her  ;)

 

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LMAO.

 

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You know... I'm glad I have Cole in my party now. And have him trained up just right so he won't die so fast... cause today, while taking out some rival carta thugs in the Hinterlands, he made a comment about Sera's nickname for me. "Inky"...

 

Her reaction was priceless. "No, no, no, no!! I have to change it... it's teetness now. Yes, I'm thinking about teetness. You don't like it? Blame THAT thing!!"

 

Why, oh why does she have to be the dictionary meaning of perfection? :wub:

 

The best part is returning to Skyhold, giving her a kiss and then asking her to kindly change the nickname. "Teetness? Really?" Died laughing because that is my exact irl reaction... so she changed it to Buckles. My favourite!!!! :wub:

 

*Coughs*

 

Um yeah.. That scene in Val Royeaux. "Poor bastards... anyway, let's get food." :lol: :lol:

 

And again... perfection.

 

 

 

One simply just logs onto the BSN...


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#5002
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:04

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LMAO.

 

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You know... I'm glad I have Cole in my party now. And have him trained up just right so he won't die so fast... cause today, while taking out some rival carta thugs in the Hinterlands, he made a comment about Sera's nickname for me. "Inky"...

 

Her reaction was priceless. "No, no, no, no!! I have to change it... it's teetness now. Yes, I'm thinking about teetness. You don't like it? Blame THAT thing!!"

 

Why, oh why does she have to be the dictionary meaning of perfection? :wub:

 

The best part is returning to Skyhold, giving her a kiss and then asking her to kindly change the nickname. "Teetness? Really?" Died laughing because that is my exact irl reaction... so she changed it to Buckles. My favourite!!!! :wub:

 

*Coughs*

 

Um yeah.. That scene in Val Royeaux. "Poor bastards... anyway, let's get food." :lol: :lol:

 

And again... perfection.

 

 

 

One simply just logs onto the BSN...

 

Oh HB, you've got it bad!

 

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#5003
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:07

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I found the Badonkadonk / Sera romance theme song...

 

 

*drinks and dreams of his own superfreak someday... who who who??*


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#5004
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:11

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Oh HB, you've got it bad!

 

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God. I'm making myself sick.

 

Anyway.. to another level of sick.

 

Is it wrong I'm turned on at all of these braindead bitches fighting each other on Jerry Springer?

 

Oh goody. Lesbians coming up later in the show... "I slept with my mum."

 

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#5005
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:12

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#5006
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:13

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Ah yes, Arkansas lesbians, where the family that lays together stays together.  God bless 'em!

 

*drinks and drinks and drinks*

EDIT: Maker forgive me if any of y'all are from Arkansas....


#5007
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:14

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I found the Badonkadonk / Sera romance theme song...

 

 

*drinks and dreams of his own superfreak someday... who who who??*

 

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Hasn't this already been established, btw Volus?

 

*Coughs* ANTIVAN SWORD *Coughs*


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#5008
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:14

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Ah yes, Arkansas lesbians, where the family that lays together stays together.  God bless 'em!

 

*drinks and drinks and drinks*

EDIT: Maker forgive me if any of y'all are from Arkansas....

 

Made 1000000000000000 times funnier cause you said "y'all."


#5009
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:16

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Incest, a game the whole family can play  :P


#5010
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:17

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*cries into his mug in frustration*

GIVE ME  SOME FRIGGIN' LIKES, YOU CRAPTASTIC LIKE SYSTEM PIECE OF NUGCRAP!


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#5011
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:17

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If you could somehow power lightbulbs or cars with your sexual energy, we'd be golden as a race. We'd just have to invest 100% of all science budget into insuring your immortality.

 

Absolutely unrelated to and uninspired by anything that was posted previously, I wonder what large doses of alcohol taste like.


#5012
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:20

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#5013
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:21

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 I wonder what large doses of alcohol taste like.

Water?


#5014
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:23

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Incest, a game the whole family can play  :P

 

The mum is smokin hot though :blink:

 

I mean, I don't blame her for cheating on her gf...

 

 

If you could somehow power lightbulbs or cars with your sexual energy, we'd be golden as a race. We'd just have to invest 100% of all science budget into insuring your immortality.

 

Absolutely unrelated to and uninspired by anything that was posted previously, I wonder what large doses of alcohol taste like.

 

What would you call that, though?

 

"The Penis Project"?


#5015
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:24

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*cries into his mug in frustration*

GIVE ME  SOME FRIGGIN' LIKES, YOU CRAPTASTIC LIKE SYSTEM PIECE OF NUGCRAP!

 

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#5016
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:26

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*Roly slams one more jagerbomb and falls over.  Gets up and haltingly makes his way over to a nearby coat rack that he drunkenly mistakes for Lysette and starts crooning...*

 

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love
Darlin if I live without you
I live without love

And if I had the sun and moon
They were shinin'
You know I would give you both night and day
Love satisfyin'

I feel like makin'
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you

 

*passes out cold, drooling from his enviro-filter port*


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#5017
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:27

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*Roly slams one more jagerbomb and falls over.  Gets up and haltingly makes his way over to a nearby coat rack that he drunkenly mistakes for Lysette and starts crooning...*

 

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love
Darlin if I live without you
I live without love

And if I had the sun and moon
They were shinin'
You know I would give you both night and day
Love satisfyin'

I feel like makin'
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you

 

*passes out cold, drooling from his enviro-filter port*

 

Lysette?

Really?

I thought she was a man... :rolleyes:

 


#5018
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:32

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*Roly slams one more jagerbomb and falls over.  Gets up and haltingly makes his way over to a nearby coat rack that he drunkenly mistakes for Lysette and starts crooning...*

 

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love
Darlin if I live without you
I live without love

And if I had the sun and moon
They were shinin'
You know I would give you both night and day
Love satisfyin'

I feel like makin'
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you

 

*passes out cold, drooling from his enviro-filter port*

 

Quick, someone help me.  Zaps Maryden's crispy remains together.  We need to get them both upstairs, in bed.  Ugh, where is the Dame when you need her!


#5019
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:35

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Quick, someone help me.  Zaps Maryden's crispy remains together.  We need to get them both upstairs, in bed.  Ugh, where is the Dame when you need her!

 

Eh?

 

Maryden the remix 3.0, or the coat rack? :blink:


#5020
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:42

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*Roly slams one more jagerbomb and falls over.  Gets up and haltingly makes his way over to a nearby coat rack that he drunkenly mistakes for Lysette and starts crooning...*

 

Had to do a double take with the name because it is one letter off from my name IRL. :blink: 

Well Volus is passed out...again. What are we going to do?


#5021
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:43

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Eh?

 

Maryden the remix 3.0, or the coat rack? :blink:

 

Maryden and Volus.  Hur hur hur, can't you just see his face when he wakes up next to her?  I know I want to see it.  In fact someone should take pictures!


#5022
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:43

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Quick, someone help me.  Zaps Maryden's crispy remains together.  We need to get them both upstairs, in bed.  Ugh, where is the Dame when you need her!

Weekend at Bernie's  style?


#5023
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:44

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Maryden and Volus.  Hur hur hur, can't you just see his face when he wakes up next to her?  I know I want to see it.  In fact someone should take pictures!

I'll get my camera!
*drink*


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#5024
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:47

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Had to do a double take with the name because it is one letter off from my name IRL. :blink: 

Well Volus is passed out...again. What are we going to do?

 

 

Maryden and Volus.  Hur hur hur, can't you just see his face when he wakes up next to her?  I know I want to see it.  In fact someone should take pictures!

 

 

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Great idea!!

 

I think we should do her up Mr Potatohead style, though...

 

Put body parts in places where they aren't supposed to be, etc.

 

Just an idea. I will not be participating in this prank. ;)

 

*Fucks off to fade to get super freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaky*


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#5025
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Posté 11 mars 2015 - 02:50

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I'll get my camera!
*drink*

 

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