SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction. Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?
I'm too tired to give a damn. ![]()
ToP: Haven Defense Squad: The Three Amigos.

SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction. Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?
I'm too tired to give a damn. ![]()
ToP: Haven Defense Squad: The Three Amigos.

SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction. Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?
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But... I only have two hands, and Dame requires both of them right now! You can't ask me to have Dame wait around.
Aw Beren, I won't be able to play with you (console peasant), I feel left out ![]()
S'okay IR this guy said he'd do you
I'd let him do me any time.
*takes your foot in his hands and starts rubbing up and down the top of it with his thumbs*
Sorry, Lyn. You're gonna have to wait for a bit. I'm sure someone else will give you one though.
*softly moans from pleasure and, couldn't help herself, but triumphantly glance at Lyn*
SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction. Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?
After.
But... I only have two hands, and Dame requires both of them right now! You can't ask me to have Dame wait around.
Yup, thou shalt not make The Grand Dame wait.

You go, Dame.

*drink*

*drink* Getting loopy tired now. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*drink* Getting loopy tired now. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me too.
Paragon...
*triumphant glance revoked*
What? I'm not good enough for you now? ... *sets your foot down and leaves to go and do something else*
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Yup, thou shalt not make The Grand Dame wait.
And I'm out of likes again!
As far as Alistair goes, Royness just yesterday was bragging about how you ladies share...
One of the most annoying of all!
Good times.
Go for it. It was my nightmare playthrough I started rolling an all ranged party. I thought they'd be slaughtered. We totally kicked ass. Things will go wrong for me if I have a warrior in my party.
I'll go ask Solas. Access to stash revoked.
Oh, I missed this. Funny you should say that, this is my nightmare playthrough and I'm getting my ass handed to me on a regular basis after a good start. Today, I wandered into a Vint camp and I probably wouldn't have had a problem if a herd of wandering gurn being shepherded by poisonous bastard spiders hadn't got involved. It was so much fun, but I barely survived (thank you Solas) and I'm trying to hurry along as it is.
*softly moans from pleasure and, couldn't help herself, but triumphantly glance at Lyn*
After.
Yup, thou shalt not make The Grand Dame wait.
You minx ![]()
Well I gotta go get back to my DAIMP playthrough, drink 'til you puke DQ.
Oh, I missed this. Funny you should say that, this is my nightmare playthrough and I'm getting my ass handed to me on a regular basis after a good start. Today, I wandered into a Vint camp and I probably wouldn't have had a problem if a herd of wandering gurn being shepherded by poisonous bastard spiders hadn't got involved. It was so much fun, but I barely survived (thank you Solas) and I'm trying to hurry along as it is.
Ooph, rampaging wild life. That always makes things messy, but can be entertaining. I still remember being charged by a druffalo during a dragon fight. ![]()
What? I'm not good enough for you now? ... *sets your foot down and leaves to go and do something else*

Fine! Thank you for massage anyway!
*mumbling something about traitorous dogs, pats barefoot behind a counter to fill her mug*
And I'm out of likes again!
As far as Alistair goes, Royness just yesterday was bragging about how you ladies share...
I'm bad at sharing... *sigh* but we'll work it out, I know..
*discreetly checks if her staff at arm length and her daggers in place*
You minx

Well I gotta go get back to my
DAIMPplaythrough, drink 'til you puke DQ.
Bye, Paragon! Have fun! ![]()
I'm bad at sharing... *sigh* but we'll work it out, I know..
*discreetly checks if her staff at arm length and her daggers in place*
*Ber quickly packs a picnic basket and heads out the door, deciding now might be a good time to, you know, be somewhere else*
You ladies play nice!
-snip-
Fine! Thank you for massage anyway!
*mumbling something about traitorous dogs, pats barefoot behind a counter to fill her mug*
You're the one who was ungrateful! I don't give out foot rubs lightly!
...As a matter of fact, I find feet gross. And you didn't appreciate it!
*runs to cry in a corner*
*Ber quickly packs a picnic basket and heads out the door, deciding now might be a good time to, you know, be somewhere else*
You ladies play nice!
..We'll be nice, Ber, I'll make sure of that..
You're the one who was ungrateful! I don't give out foot rubs lightly!
...As a matter of fact, I find feet gross. And you didn't appreciate it!
*runs to cry in a corner*
You just insulted my feet?
You dare to insult ma' feet?!
Me and my feet are done here!
*storms out, then returns for a moment*
I'll find some other canine to spoil and pat! Hmm!

..We'll be nice, Ber, I'll make sure of that..
You just insulted my feet?
You dare to insult ma' feet?!
Me and my feet are done here!
*storms out, then returns for a moment*
I'll find some other canine to spoil and pat! Hmm!
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No! Don't leave! Please don't leave! I'm sorry! *bursts into tears*

No! Don't leave! Please don't leave! I'm sorry! *bursts into tears*
I don't know..

I was burned many times in my life.. I don't believe in words.. True men prove themselves in action..
*suggestively wiggles her toes*
snip

I don't know..
-snip-
I was burned many times in my life.. I don't believe in words.. True men prove themselves in action..
*suggestively wiggles her toes*
-snip-
...
*gets on his knees and begins massaging your feet again*
*A chuckle comes from a dark corner where there's actually Dienne, chugging a mug of mead*
You rock, Dame!


...
*gets on his knees and begins massaging your feet again*
*scratches Poodle affectionately behind the ear*
Get up, sir Sparkles, treats for you on my tab tonight! ![]()
*scratches Poodle affectionately behind the ear*
Get up, sir Sparkles, treats for you on my tab tonight!
Thank you, your Grace.
*bows before the Dame and goes to get some treats*