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#50226
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SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction.  Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?

 

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I'm too tired to give a damn. :lol:

 

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#50227
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SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction.  Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?

 

-snip-

 

But... I only have two hands, and Dame requires both of them right now! You can't ask me to have Dame wait around.


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#50228
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Aw Beren, I won't be able to play with you (console peasant), I feel left out  :crying:

 

S'okay IR this guy said he'd do you

 

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#50229
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I'd let him do me any time.


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#50230
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*takes your foot in his hands and starts rubbing up and down the top of it with his thumbs*

 

 

Sorry, Lyn. You're gonna have to wait for a bit. I'm sure someone else will give you one though.

 

*softly moans from pleasure and, couldn't help herself, but triumphantly glance at Lyn*

 

SO wait... first yesterday you disparage Verse and somehow manage to escape destruction.  Now today you're telling THE WILL herself that she has to wait in line?

 

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After.

 

But... I only have two hands, and Dame requires both of them right now! You can't ask me to have Dame wait around.

 

Yup, thou shalt not make The Grand Dame wait.

 

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#50231
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You go, Dame. 

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*drink*


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#50232
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Aw Beren, I won't be able to play with you (console peasant), I feel left out  :crying:

 

S'okay IR this guy said he'd do you

 

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Paragon...

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*triumphant glance revoked*


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#50233
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*drink* Getting loopy tired now. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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#50234
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*drink* Getting loopy tired now. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me too.



#50235
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Paragon...

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*triumphant glance revoked*

 

What? I'm not good enough for you now? ... *sets your foot down and leaves to go and do something else*

 

:P


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#50236
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Yup, thou shalt not make The Grand Dame wait.

 

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:angry:  And I'm out of likes again!  

 

As far as Alistair goes, Royness just yesterday was bragging about how you ladies share...



#50237
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One of the most annoying of all! :lol: Good times.

 

Go for it. It was my nightmare playthrough I started rolling an all ranged party. I thought they'd be slaughtered. We totally kicked ass. Things will go wrong for me if I have a warrior in my party. :lol:

 

I'll go ask Solas. Access to stash revoked.

 

Oh, I missed this.  Funny you should say that, this is my nightmare playthrough and I'm getting my ass handed to me on a regular basis after a good start.  Today, I wandered into a Vint camp and I probably wouldn't have had a problem if a herd of wandering gurn being shepherded by poisonous bastard spiders hadn't got involved.  It was so much fun, but I barely survived (thank you Solas) and I'm trying to hurry along as it is.

 

*softly moans from pleasure and, couldn't help herself, but triumphantly glance at Lyn*

 

 

After.

 

 

Yup, thou shalt not make The Grand Dame wait.

 

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You minx  :lol:


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#50238
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Well I gotta go get back to my DAIMP playthrough, drink 'til you puke DQ.


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#50239
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Oh, I missed this.  Funny you should say that, this is my nightmare playthrough and I'm getting my ass handed to me on a regular basis after a good start.  Today, I wandered into a Vint camp and I probably wouldn't have had a problem if a herd of wandering gurn being shepherded by poisonous bastard spiders hadn't got involved.  It was so much fun, but I barely survived (thank you Solas) and I'm trying to hurry along as it is.

Ooph, rampaging wild life. That always makes things messy, but can be entertaining. I still remember being charged by a druffalo during a dragon fight. :lol:


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#50240
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What? I'm not good enough for you now? ... *sets your foot down and leaves to go and do something else*

 

:P

 

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Fine! Thank you for massage anyway! 

 

*mumbling something about traitorous dogs, pats barefoot behind a counter to fill her mug* 

 

:angry:  And I'm out of likes again!  

 

As far as Alistair goes, Royness just yesterday was bragging about how you ladies share...

 

I'm bad at sharing... *sigh* but we'll work it out, I know..

*discreetly checks if her staff at arm length and her daggers in place*

 

You minx  :lol:

 

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Well I gotta go get back to my DAIMP playthrough, drink 'til you puke DQ.

 

Bye, Paragon! Have fun! :D


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#50241
Beren Von Ostwick

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I'm bad at sharing... *sigh* but we'll work it out, I know..

*discreetly checks if her staff at arm length and her daggers in place*

 

:blink:   *Ber quickly packs a picnic basket and heads out the door, deciding now might be a good time to, you know, be somewhere else*

 

You ladies play nice!


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#50242
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-snip-

 

Fine! Thank you for massage anyway! 

 

*mumbling something about traitorous dogs, pats barefoot behind a counter to fill her mug* 

 

You're the one who was ungrateful! I don't give out foot rubs lightly!

 

...As a matter of fact, I find feet gross. And you didn't appreciate it!  :crying: *runs to cry in a corner*


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#50243
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:blink:   *Ber quickly packs a picnic basket and heads out the door, deciding now might be a good time to, you know, be somewhere else*

 

You ladies play nice!

 

..We'll be nice, Ber, I'll make sure of that..

 

You're the one who was ungrateful! I don't give out foot rubs lightly!

 

...As a matter of fact, I find feet gross. And you didn't appreciate it!  :crying: *runs to cry in a corner*

 

You just insulted my feet?

You dare to insult ma' feet?!

Me and my feet are done here!

 

*storms out, then returns for a moment*

 

I'll find some other canine to spoil and pat! Hmm!

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#50244
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..We'll be nice, Ber, I'll make sure of that..

 

 

You just insulted my feet?

You dare to insult ma' feet?!

Me and my feet are done here!

 

*storms out, then returns for a moment*

 

I'll find some other canine to spoil and pat! Hmm!

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:o

 

:crying:

 

No! Don't leave! Please don't leave! I'm sorry! *bursts into tears*


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#50245
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#50246
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:o

 

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No! Don't leave! Please don't leave! I'm sorry! *bursts into tears*

 

I don't know..

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I was burned many times in my life.. I don't believe in words.. True men prove themselves in action..

 

*suggestively wiggles her toes*

 

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#50247
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I don't know..

-snip-

 

I was burned many times in my life.. I don't believe in words.. True men prove themselves in action..

 

*suggestively wiggles her toes*

 

 

-snip-

 

...

 

*gets on his knees and begins massaging your feet again*



#50248
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*A chuckle comes from a dark corner where there's actually Dienne, chugging a mug of mead*

You rock, Dame!

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#50249
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...

 

*gets on his knees and begins massaging your feet again*

 

*scratches Poodle affectionately behind the ear*

 

Get up, sir Sparkles, treats for you on my tab tonight! :D


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#50250
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*scratches Poodle affectionately behind the ear*

 

Get up, sir Sparkles, treats for you on my tab tonight! :D

 

Thank you, your Grace.

 

*bows before the Dame and goes to get some treats*


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