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#50276
Ashaantha

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I need to friend request Serza still.  You... you guys know I suck, right?  I am just now to the point where I  typically run on hard, and I still lower to normal for some fights.

 

I'm an mp noob, it may take us quite a few tries to get a dragon down on routine. I can't carry anyone. but even if there's only 2 or 3 people in it we'll get exp and each time will get easier until we get him. Mostly for time of day, not many people on my friendslist are online haha. but good time to try.



#50277
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Wel lthat sucked.  I'm bled out and totally not helping my teammates at all.  My motherfrakking mic, which was testing fine in the origin test wasn't working.  I could hear them fine, but I wasn't transmitting my voice.  I sucked.  My damned guy was swinging in directions at times totally 180 from where I was telling him to swing, and I suck.

 

*Drinks and goes outside to have a fecking cigarette*

ETA:  Well the mic works now.  Turns out there's a setting in DAI itself for it as well as the origin settings.  Can I get a derp derp???

 

Also, ALL HAIL SERZA AND STORMY!!!   XXX OOO GUYS!!

 

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#50278
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you died less then I did every match I've played, you did absolutely fine for a then-lvl 1 Beren!



#50279
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Wel lthat sucked.  I'm bled out and totally not helping my teammates at all.  My motherfrakking mic, which was testing fine in the origin test wasn't working.  I could hear them fine, but I wasn't transmitting my voice.  I sucked.  My damned guy was swinging in directions at times totally 180 from where I was telling him to swing, and I suck.

 

*Drinks and goes outside to have a fecking cigarette*

ETA:  Well the mic works now.  Turns out there's a setting in DAI itself for it as well as the origin settings.  Can I get a derp derp???

 

Also, ALL HAIL SERZA AND STORMY!!!   XXX OOO GUYS!!

 

*snip*

Don't feel too bad, I was terrible when I first tried MP too. Did you guys beat the dragon, yet?

 

I would join you but I am a filthy console peasant :P


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#50280
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Well -I- didn't defeat jack :D  Serza and Stormy carried my bloodied and torn carcass back to HQ after they whacked the dragon.

 

A;lso, second round:  I'm standing there going "Oh hey, this guy looks like Samson" and Stormy is going "Yeah, RUN!"  *dead*


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#50281
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On the subject of bloodied and torn carcass..

 

*pulls out healing pultices and gets to work cleaning Beren up*



#50282
Beren Von Ostwick

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*Ber grabs poultice from sis and chugs it*

 

Bull says they work better  this way.  Thanks!  *burps*


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#50283
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*smacks Beren's hand*

 

Don't do that again Bro



#50284
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What is that over there? I need to sharpen my totally OP two handed battleaxe and fix the occasional dent in my armor that is so OP you might as well call it Plot Armor!

 

:D

 

(Seriously, you did fine. I was somewhere in the 10-6 levels range of overlevelling every enemy but the Dragon, which was a lvl10)



#50285
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And I ended up battered and bruised too, you're not alone Beren! you just kept trying to hug the big end bosses.


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#50286
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*Cries tears of joy*  This is all because of you two.  Thank you!  (I'm OOL or I'd have liked those last posts btw)

 

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Oddly, I still have one option in most of the decoration catagories that is locked.  I had assumed it was the dragon decor, but obviously I'm missing something else.  That's perplexing.  I suppose maybe some pre-sale gated special that was vendor specific...  *shrugs*


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#50287
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Nothing like going to sleep while being given a back and foot massage. Must do that again. *drink* Serza was kind enough to inform me that I missed out on the MP fun. Night shift can kiss my ass.

If I switch mic on I never shut up.. just like in here, but slightly less key tapping! :lol:

Do I ever shut up? 

 

I mean, what is he doing with that extra pair of hands anyway?  Dubious.

I know! Such a creeper.


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#50288
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*ponders decor list*

 

Only thing I can think of is did you purchase (with gold) the Avvar set from joH?

 

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#50289
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Nothing like going to sleep while being given a back and foot massage. Must do that again. *drink* Serza was kind enough to inform me that I missed out on the MP fun. Night shift can kiss my ass.

Do I ever shut up? 

 

I know! Such a creeper.

 

you have awesome timing. and hey at least you are entertaining to lsiten to! I just ramble about stupid stuff. haha



#50290
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So do I. :lol:


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#50291
Beren Von Ostwick

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*smacks Beren's hand*

 

Don't do that again Bro

 

:lol:   Missed this one earlier.  But it tastes SOOO good!  Must be the vegemite...

 

*ponders decor list*

 

Only thing I can think of is did you purchase (with gold) the Avvar set from joH?

 

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Well it's obviously "Avvar."   Okay, guess she needs to go buy that in the Frostback Basin.  Gah.

 

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Oh, and finally got this recoded and uploaded.  I know you said you got them all, but I just like to watch it and revel in one of my Inkys having gotten them all :)

 


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#50292
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:lol:   Missed this one earlier.  But it tastes SOOO good!  Must be the vegemite...

 

 

Well it's obviously "Avvar."   Okay, guess she needs to go buy that in the Frostback Basin.  Gah.

 

-snip-

 

Oh, and finally got this recoded and uploaded.  I know you said you got them all, but I just like to watch it and revel in one of my Inkys having gotten them all :)

 

-snip vid-

 

yup, definitely Avvar haha, go buy it!

 

Damn us completionists haha



#50293
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*randomly bursts into song*
Eeeeeeeeemanuel Kant was a real ****** ant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wriiiiiiiiiist
Socrates, himself, was permanently piiiiiiiiiissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his draaaaam
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly miiiiiiiiiiissed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

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#50294
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*falls off barstool in fright and cautiously peeks over the top of it at lynroy*

 

This woman worries me sometimes..


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#50295
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Don't feel too bad, I was terrible when I first tried MP too. Did you guys beat the dragon, yet?

I would join you but I am a filthy console peasant :P


I feel your pain. Pity most of these fucker are PC master race cause it would be a blast.

That's the price I pay.. For console laziness I guess.

#50296
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Well it sounds like Descartes would fit right in here, but a lot of those others strike me as arrogant pisspots.  Fry 'em, Stormy!

 

ETA:  DONK!  *Terrorist fist bump*



#50297
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*randomly bursts into song*
Eeeeeeeeemanuel Kant was a real ****** ant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wriiiiiiiiiist
Socrates, himself, was permanently piiiiiiiiiissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his draaaaam
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly miiiiiiiiiiissed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed


Did you make that up?

#50298
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Well it sounds like Descartes would fit right in here, but a lot of those others strike me as arrogant pisspots. Fry 'em, Stormy!

ETA: DONK! *Terrorist fist bump*


Terrorist?

Oh yeah.. Cause we like Sera. Damn those filthy bigotted "tarrot" cards.

BSN terrorists assemble.

#50299
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*rolls on the ground laughing before she can get back on her barstool*

 

Damn Donk in that other thread. he Divine huh :lol:

 

I think I'll just camp on the floor while you lot are around, less far to fall when I start laughing my ass off.



#50300
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*rolls on the ground laughing before she can get back on her barstool*

Damn Donk in that other thread. he Divine huh :lol:

I think I'll just camp on the floor while you lot are around, less far to fall when I start laughing my ass off.


I couldn't contain myself. The older the joke gets, the funnier it becomes.
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