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#50326
Beren Von Ostwick

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*slides up to beren*

 

I'll trade you 10 Daiquiri's for some lyrium.

I need it for.. stuff..

 

:huh:  Daiquiris?  Eh, give those to Dazzle.  Here, you can have some on credit until you find some bourbon...

 

*Slides a few vials of lyrium over, no questions asked*

 

ETA:  Gorramit, I don't... no, I'm not doing it again.  Someone take ToP.



#50327
Ashaantha

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Contrary to popular belief I am no God.. ;) so this is the best I can do.

*dacks self, sucks in cold air through the anus and farts in your general Direction*

 

 

TOO FAR *pinches nose from the smell and heads up to the battlements with her lyrium*



#50328
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TOO FAR *pinches nose from the smell and heads up to the battlements with her lyrium*


Then my mission for the day has been accomplished.

#50329
Ashaantha

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Mission was to chase me out of the tavern? how cruel :crying:



#50330
Inverse_Twilight

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Contrary to popular belief I am no God.. ;) so this is the best I can do.

*dacks self, sucks in cold air through the anus and farts in your general Direction*

Lol. Wtf?! 

 

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#50331
Ashaantha

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*sings loudly from the top of the battlements*

 

In glory we return, our destination's end

We slay the dragon

no more living in fear, it's time to raise our king queen

We made it happen!

WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!

 

We sacrifice our blood, we kill for honor.

We are the holy ones, our armour stained in blood

We kill the dragon

WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!


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#50332
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Mission was to chase me out of the tavern? how cruel :crying:


No, the mission was to stir you up and get a funny reaction :P

#50333
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Lol. Wtf?!

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Must I explain?

Okay. I will.

StormQueen was feeling hot, over on the other side of the country. Tis cold here, so I did a benevolent thing in sucking up the cold air through my pooper chute, only to fart it back in her direction for some relief.

I had to use much force.. And while there are side effects, she has cooled down. :)
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#50334
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Are you flirting with me? :lol:

No. :lol:

#50335
Ashaantha

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like me caterwauling from the battlements :P

hahaha

 

DAMMIT I JUST WANT THIS DLC ALREADY!!

 

*sits down in a huff of impatience*



#50336
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No. :lol:


Well.. Good. I consider you an Fbro!
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#50337
Beren Von Ostwick

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*Beren smiles quietly to himself*  Yep, Donk's back.

 

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*Drinks*



#50338
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Oh gosh, I don't even want to know what else is going on in here.

#50339
Ashaantha

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Donk could have just stuck with the mind in the gutter stuff, that was awkward enough :lol:

 

lynroy still gets me with her random comments.


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#50340
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like me caterwauling from the battlements :P
hahaha

DAMMIT I JUST WANT THIS DLC ALREADY!!

*sits down in a huff of impatience*

I don't think I'm ready for it.

#50341
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Well what do you know.. I've blown my like load. Need time to rejuice.

#50342
Ashaantha

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I don't think I'm ready for it.

 

because of the big bad wolf? you'll be fine.



#50343
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Must I explain?

Okay. I will.

StormQueen was feeling hot, over on the other side of the country. Tis cold here, so I did a benevolent thing in sucking up the cold air through my pooper chute, only to fart it back in her direction for some relief.

I had to use much force.. And while there are side effects, she has cooled down. :)

I didn't really need the explanation, but thanks...? I think...

 

I was more confused about why you did that. Couldn't you just mail her a fan?



#50344
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because of the big bad wolf? you'll be fine.

He's only part of it, but I guess it is the confrontation I am not ready for.
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#50345
Ashaantha

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He's only part of it, but I guess it is the confrontation I am not ready for.

 

He's only a friend of Kyrrah's and I'm dreading that chat. Hopefully, basing on the trailer, Kyrrah can embrace her inner pissed off self finally in regards to everything else though.

 

Honestly, I'm on the fence about it. Extremely excited for new content, but dreading the fact that this is it.. it'll be all over once I finish it.



#50346
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He's only a friend of Kyrrah's and I'm dreading that chat. Hopefully, basing on the trailer, Kyrrah can embrace her inner pissed off self finally in regards to everything else though.

Honestly, I'm on the fence about it. Extremely excited for new content, but dreading the fact that this is it.. it'll be all over once I finish it.

Exactly. A game that I've spent the better part of the year playing and it's going to end.

#50347
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I didn't really need the explanation, but thanks...? I think...

I was more confused about why you did that. Couldn't you just mail her a fan?


The mail service here is incompetent. My way was more effective ;)

And don't worry I'm just ****** with you :lol:

#50348
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Hey guys.. Isn't Flemeth possessing Solas now? So by proxy.. You are in love with Flemeth?

Dat gay agenda.

#50349
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No.

#50350
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The mail service here is incompetent. My way was more effective ;)

And don't worry I'm just ****** with you :lol:

More effective and also gross, but sure, lets say it worked. Lol. 

 

He's only a friend of Kyrrah's and I'm dreading that chat. Hopefully, basing on the trailer, Kyrrah can embrace her inner pissed off self finally in regards to everything else though.

 

Honestly, I'm on the fence about it. Extremely excited for new content, but dreading the fact that this is it.. it'll be all over once I finish it.

Solas is my Inky's mentor/good friend and I want to punch him when I see him.