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[LightningPoodle]

happy birthday! If you'd said sooner I'd have thrown you a themed birthday like my high tea!

I didn't want to put you out or anything.

[Lady Luminous]

You hosted a high tea?

I volunteered for one of those once. I wanted to further my career.. (brownie points) it was a fund-raiser. Ended up smashing a ridiculous amount of glasses and mugs so I just stuck to dish duty where nobody could see me

Never again!!

it was brilliant and girly and I loved every second of it. We all wore sun dresses and pearls...

Ouch though, tragic for the glasses!

[LightningPoodle]

Mine go in the bin. Then there is my first ex.. Who had hoarding issues and kept every damn thing she ever received. She even put mine and her best friend's pubic hair in a jar.
Needless to say, I dodged a bullet.

That's messed... Yeah. You definitely dodged a bullet there.

Though... it begs the question. Why did she have your pubic hair?

[Lady Luminous]

Mine go in the bin. Then there is my first ex.. Who had hoarding issues and kept every damn thing she ever received. She even put mine and her best friend's pubic hair in a jar.

Needless to say, I dodged a bullet.

is anyone else wondering how and why she got her friend's pubic hair??

[LightningPoodle]

is anyone else wondering how and why she got her friend's pubic hair??

Yes.

[Ashaantha]

Sparkles birthday! *drinks*

 

Because.. that's all i do for birthdays, sorry. I'm not big on them and a chat with mates is better then presents etc anyway!

 

 

 

is anyone else wondering how and why she got her friend's pubic hair??

 

I don't really want to know.

[Donk]

Lmao. Before my ex got with me.. She was in love with her best friend and they used to boink.

It was rather difficult to deal with, especially when you have jealousy issues like me.

[Donk]

Sparkles birthday! *drinks*

Because.. that's all i do for birthdays, sorry. I'm not big on them and a chat with mates is better then presents etc anyway!

https://www.youtube....h?v=-Fulz4ytZ54



I don't really want to know.

Too late

[Ashaantha]

Too late

 

*sighs*

 

CABOT!! apple cider.. make it with a triple shot..

[Donk]

*sighs*

CABOT!! apple cider.. make it with a triple shot..

*Tries not to laugh*

[LightningPoodle]

Lmao. Before my ex got with me.. She was in love with her best friend and they used to boink.
It was rather difficult to deal with, especially when you have jealousy issues like me.

That still doesn't really answer the question. Did it all get stuck around her mouth and she had to scrape it off or what?

[Roamingmachine]

Morning DQ

 

 

Welp, windows had apperntly decided that "OS refrehs" means wiping out every godsdamned thing in the "program files" folder. And steam decided that since it didn't recognize the stuff in its folder it was just going to wipe the files already there (thus wiping saves of any and all older games). Oh, and my working day has started with me staring down a belligerent douchebag who didn't quite cross the line to get the "express exit" from the building.

So in short....

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

is anyone else wondering how and why she got her friend's pubic hair??

I'm ignoring it. Ignorance is bliss. *drink*

[Ashaantha]

SPARKLES STOP!!

 

We really, really don't need to know the details!

 

Roaming, wow that really sucks mate, you are having incredibly bad luck the last couple of days! *pours him a shot*

[Donk]

That still doesn't really answer the question. Did it all get stuck around her mouth and she had to scrape it off or what?

Dead.

No she pulled it out. Hurt like a ******.

As for the best friend well.. I try to block that out as much as possible so I dunno that story.

[Donk]

Morning DQ



Welp, windows had apperntly decided that "OS refres" means wiping out every godsdamned thing in the "program files" folder. And steam decided that since it didn't recognize the stuff in its folder it was just going to wipe the files already there (thus wiping saves of any and all older games). Oh, and my working day has started with me staring down a belligerent douchebag who didn't quite cross the line to get the "express exit" from the building.
So in short....

Must be the time of the year.

[LightningPoodle]

Intuition... begging me to get more details...

[Ashaantha]

Must be the time of the year.

 

It so is. this past week has been horrible for many of us. ergh

[Donk]

Intuition... begging me to get more details...

And I don't wish to reveal more but sadly I have left everyone with the impression I sport an afro between my legs. So I have to clarify this: I trim the pubic bone and shave the um.. Lower regions.

And there I stop. StormQueen will have a heart attack. But there was no way I was letting people believe I was the female Chewbacca..

Err.. So what were we talking about? Solas? High teas?

[Duelist]

Are we doing crazy ex stories now?

Because I've got a few across two countries.

[Ashaantha]

StormQueen hasn't had a heartattack already?

 

*is hiding in a corner under a blanket*

[Donk]

It so is. this past week has been horrible for many of us. ergh

Past two months for me. Kinda wishing the year would just end already.

I've been to the doctor three times already today getting fucked around. I've had next to no sleep and I've been in town all day sorting out bullshit.

Thank **** this DQ has kept me sane in the meantime.. While simultaneously driving everyone else insane probably

[Donk]

Are we doing crazy ex stories now?

Because I've got a few across two countries.

Please do..

[Inverse_Twilight]

And I don't wish to reveal more but sadly I have left everyone with the impression I sport an afro between my legs. So I have to clarify this: I trim the pubic bone and shave the um.. Lower regions.

And there I stop. StormQueen will have a heart attack. But there was no way I was letting people believe I was the female Chewbacca..

Err.. So what were we talking about? Solas? High teas?

Lol. Donk, don't ever change. I did really miss your random inappropriate comments. 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*sigh*