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#5026
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"Dark Couslands Mod"

 

"White Isabella"

 

"Double Standards"

 

*drinks vehemently*



#5027
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*with every last ounce of strength and willpower she could gather, drags her numb from fatigue body through a front door*
*leaning on a door frame for support, starts to impatiently tug the end of a long rein, which was clamped in her hands*
 
Cabot, mead!
..ahem..
...I'm not doing this very often, and truth be told, I'm suck at cooking...
 
*pulls stronger the rein while holding the door open*
 
..and I'm sorry I couldn't been here when it happend..
 
*sigh*
 
..even so, It's very important to me.. thank you, Cabot. 
 
*takes and rises her mug in salute*
 
Happy 200th page, dear DrinkQuisition!
You've grown so large and become so awesome!
Stay true to your spirit and purpose, DrinkQuisition!
CHUG A MUG!
 
*signals with the rein for a poor creature to enter through the  front door while taking a big gulp of a mead*
 
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#5028
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*enters bar*wears appropriate party hat*

*looks around in bloody empty tavern*

I... I... I missed the 200 pages celebration?

Was it really that short?

Well then...

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I still have not forgotten WHO was responsible. I'll have my revenge. *flashes dame charming smile and wink*

See HB, told you I'm still charming without the stache.
ROFL Thanks Rivaini! I shall put this to use immediately. :D I owe you a drink or twenty. This should work just fine until the stache grows back proper.

HB, another one was bound to pop up right? *drink*

*inspects iron roy closely* What happened to that beautiful fennec fur? Did you hardcore-comb it? O.O


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#5029
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Oh my and just as I thought I had to celebrate alone, in comes the Grand Dame with her present.

A tasty pony! Thank you so much!

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[edit]Ugh! *drinks to 'sexuality' and 'norm'*[/edit]


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#5030
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In the war room Paragon's nose twitches.  Cake, I smell cake.  Sets off at a run, powers through the doors BAM, BAM, BAM (I love doing that in Skyhold  ^_^)  Flies down the steps, trips, gets up and reaches the door to the tavern.  Dusts self off.

 

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Did someone say cake?  :lol:


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#5031
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I still have not forgotten WHO was responsible. I'll have my revenge. *flashes dame charming smile and wink*

 

*an incoherent fangirling mess*

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Oh my and just as I thought I had to celebrate alone, in comes the Grand Dame with her present.

A tasty pony! Thank you so much!

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^_^ 

Why I'm not surprised?

Thank the Maker, it wasn't me who was asking Dennet for this pony...
RIP Inquisition sergeant #16 
Your bravery won't be forgotten (at least not until next toast, it will be in your honor after all).
Show must go on and ect.... 
*takes a gulp*

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#5032
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In the war room Paragon's nose twitches.  Cake, I smell cake.  Sets off at a run, powers through the doors BAM, BAM, BAM (I love doing that in Skyhold  ^_^)  Flies down the steps, trips, gets up and reaches the door to the tavern.  Dusts self off.

 

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Did someone say cake?  :lol:

 

Yeaaaaas..

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#5033
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In the war room Paragon's nose twitches.  Cake, I smell cake.  Sets off at a run, powers through the doors BAM, BAM, BAM (I love doing that in Skyhold  ^_^)  Flies down the steps, trips, gets up and reaches the door to the tavern.  Dusts self off.

 

-snip-

 

Did someone say cake?  :lol:

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^_^

Why I'm not surprised?

Thank the Maker, it wasn't me who was asking Dennet for this pony...
RIP Inquisition sergeant #16 
Your bravery won't be forgotten (at least not until next toast, it will be in your honor after all).
Show must go on and ect.... 
*takes a gulp*

 

It... was a sergeant? *for an instant stops chewing*

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Vivienne seems to disapprove.

*starts to chew again*

Not bad!

*toasts too*


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#5034
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*Roly awakens to the succulent aroma of cake wafting up through the rafters.  Grasping his head suddenly, he mutters "Maker.. no jagerbombs ever again" before suddenly realizing he has no idea where he is.  Turning over he... *

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Paragon:  *snickers into her mug*  Guess Roly woke up...


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#5035
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*Sera runs upstairs at the sound of mysterious screams coming from her room*

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#5036
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[edit]Ugh! *drinks to 'sexuality' and 'norm'*[/edit]

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*Roly calmly and with as much dignity as possible, descends the steps to the main floor of Cabot's*

 

*cough*  We will never speak of this.  Ever.  Now hand me some cake and let's just celebrate 200 pages, eh?

 


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#5038
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I really wonder if some people would talk to other people like that face to face... without getting smacked at some point.

Basically all these threads feel like 'You are stupid! - No, you are stupid' to me.

*drinks*


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#5039
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*Roly awakens to the succulent aroma of cake wafting up through the rafters.  Grasping his head suddenly, he mutters "Maker.. no jagerbombs ever again" before suddenly realizing he has no idea where he is.  Turning over he... *

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Paragon:  *snickers into her mug*  Guess Roly woke up...

 

Ahahahahahahahahah!  Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .... gasp, choke  spits out a wad of cake .... ahahahahahah!!  Oh that's brilliant.

 

I salute you, Ser!

 

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#5040
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*Roly calmly and with as much dignity as possible, descends the steps to the main floor of Cabot's*

 

*cough*  We will never speak of this.  Ever.  Now hand me some cake and let's just celebrate 200 pages, eh?

 

 

Heh heh heh.  Winks at the rest of the regulars behind Roly's back.  Mouths words exaggeratedly Iron Roy took pictures.


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#5041
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*MaryDen struts down the stairs looking completely restored*

 

MaryDen:  Biotic God indeed!  Whoo baby, those biotic (whatever that means) pulses you sent through my body did a bang up job on me.  Better than that Necromancer even.

 

Roly:  eye_twitch_01.gif

 

 

 

Heh heh heh.  Winks at the rest of the regulars behind Roly's back.  Mouths words exaggeratedly Iron Roy took pictures.

 

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Just kidding!  Still love all y'all! :wub:   MORE CAKE!

 


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#5042
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*MaryDen struts down the stairs looking completely restored*

 

MaryDen:  Biotic God indeed!  Whoo baby, those biotic (whatever that means) pulses you sent through my body did a bang up job on me.  Better than that Necromancer even.

 

Roly:  eye_twitch_01.gif

 

 

 

 

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Just kidding!  Still love all y'all! :wub:   MORE CAKE!

 

Boss, you're alright.

 

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#5043
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Thanks, but I'll be wanting those pictures...

 

(btw, I am totally OOL... will flood you with them later :) )


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#5044
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Thanks, but I'll be wanting those pictures...

 

(btw, I am totally OOL... will flood you with them later :) )

 

Can't make aaaaaany promises  ;)

 

Spoiler

 

Chugs  :lol:



#5045
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"FECK OFF!"  :lol:   That should become the DrinkQuisition official toast or something.


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#5046
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I'll drink to that

 

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Feck off!



#5047
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Talking of drinks:

 



#5048
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I may be late, but Merry 200th Drinkiquisition page!

 

*raises glass and pours it all over myself*

 

This, my friends, is one of the BEST THREADS in the forum. We have drinks, we have jokes, we have sass, we have it all.

We even have our occasionally healthy porn. Because life without porn is not life, is just a dull existence.

 

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*BURP*

 

Amen to that.


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#5049
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But most of all we have lurve.  And, as I typed that in the googlegifometer some rather interesting gifs came up early on.  This one is especially for HB because she needs to be distracted from Sera (once in a while at least).

 

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On that note (looks around, DrinkQuisition looks a bit empty), I shall take my leave.  Flips a coin ... Michel or Cully, Michel or Cully, Michel or .....  (Yells) Michel, où êtes-tu?  J'ai pour tu - gâteau!  This is going to get stickeh!  Runs out into the night.


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#5050
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we still don't have diagrams.


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