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#50676
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gif fight!

 

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Mmm. Boobies.



#50677
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Pfft. Wuss getting Hulk to fight all your battles. ;) Come on.. you're a templar FFS!!

 

*Readies Andraste's Phallus for battle*

 

Well... yes.  Every time I have ever gotten into a fight with one of you ladies of the DQ, I've gotten my backside kicked all the way to the Anderfels.


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#50678
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Well... yes.  Every time I have ever gotten into a fight with one of you ladies of the DQ, I've gotten my backside kicked all the way to the Anderfels.

 

Or you just end up a fried heap on the floor..


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gif fight!

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Yes, I often keep spare ammo in my boobs so I can reload faster.....
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#50680
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Well... yes.  Every time I have ever gotten into a fight with one of you ladies of the DQ, I've gotten my backside kicked all the way to the Anderfels.

 

Not always... I recall duelling you for Rivaini's affections. I believe it was a tie? Or did I beat you?

I cannot recall. :wacko:



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Yes, I often keep spare ammo in my boobs so I can reload faster.....

 

And Staches can do that too ;)


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#50682
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Not always... I recall duelling you for Rivaini's affections. I believe it was a tie? Or did I beat you?
I cannot recall. :wacko:

I was the one that won big that day. Everything went according to plan.

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Or you just end up a fried heap on the floor..

 

:lol: Yes, or that.  Okay, it's Bedtime for Bonzo Beren.  Goodnight, everybody. 

 

*Beren heads to his corner to crash for the night, looks over his shoulder, thinks better of it, and heads out the door into the shadows of Skyhold instead*



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And Staches can do that too ;)

:lol: Nah, his well defined pecks are large enough for that kind of control.
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#50685
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I was the one that won big that day. Everything went according to plan.

 

Oh yeah!!! That's right. It was all a set up. You conniving little ****. (.. hope Beren doesn't see that as a Cassandra mating call)

 

 

:lol: Yes, or that.  Okay, it's Bedtime for Bonzo Beren.  Goodnight, everybody. 

 

*Beren heads to his corner to crash for the night, looks over his shoulder, thinks better of it, and heads out the door into the shadows of Skyhold instead*

 

Little does he know.. a sewed up MaryDen is waiting for him in the darkness ;)

 

Goodnight buddy.


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#50686
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I'm bored. And at work. So naturally i went looking for gifs how i would want a p***ed off inquisitor make an entry in to the winter palace.

Warrior:

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Mage:

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Rogue:

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(Because rogues give exactly zero f***s about some royal p***holes and their courts :ph34r: Time to go Anders on the oxygen thieves!)


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#50687
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So much looking forward to Kyrrah in a trial. bahaha, I'm hoping there's lots of angry dialogue options, she's so going to ****** off everyone in the Winter Palace.


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#50688
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So much looking forward to Kyrrah in a trial. bahaha, I'm hoping there's lots of angry dialogue options, she's so going to ****** off everyone in the Winter Palace.

I really want to be able to tell all the nobles to go f*ck themselves. Those bastards were terrible to my Inky at the Winter Palace, they can all go to hell. lol. 

 

It would be so great to finally be able to be a b*tch back to them.


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So much looking forward to Kyrrah in a trial. bahaha, I'm hoping there's lots of angry dialogue options, she's so going to ****** off everyone in the Winter Palace.

 

I'm curious.. during one of 60 something playthroughs I never completed, I played as a human. Now in the court, you didn't have to do much to gain approval -- it was much more difficult for other races. I.E Qunari got "nobles think they're nothing but ogres" :lol:
Is there any difference if you're a Trevelyan mage?

 

 

I'm bored. And at work. So naturally i went looking for gifs how i would want a p***ed off inquisitor make an entry in to the winter palace.

Warrior:

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Mage:

well_well_maleficent.gif

 

 

Rogue:

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(Because rogues give exactly zero f***s about some royal p***holes and their courts :ph34r: Time to go Anders on the oxygen thieves!)

 

I wish we could blow up the winter palace.

 

I find myself getting irritated at the ridiculous masks and the stupid ****** pants they wear. My hatred has only intensified since reading The Stolen Throne.


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#50690
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Of course, I'm all hyped and worked up over the trial thing over just what we see in the trailer. they may have some very good reasons to ask us to go to a trial let alone disband. Still glad the fate of the Inquisition is a choice made by us though. Mike using Wrex - genophage as a comparison makes me a bit excited over the arguments either side has hehe. Though the whole: Save Orlais, they're angry. Save ferelden and they're angry thing is hypey



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Staches will, as usual, seem not to take the whole thing seriously. That is of the dialogue allows for that to happen.

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So much looking forward to Kyrrah in a trial. bahaha, I'm hoping there's lots of angry dialogue options, she's so going to ****** off everyone in the Winter Palace.

 

An artist concept of what happened when that one p***hole asked Enna "How long will it be till you drag us in to another war?"

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(I dragged your worthless carcasses  OUT of two wars and facilitated the negotiations that pre-empted a third you insufferabe twit! :angry: )



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I'm curious.. during one of 60 something playthroughs I never completed, I played as a human. Now in the court, you didn't have to do much to gain approval -- it was much more difficult for other races. I.E Qunari got "nobles think they're nothing but ogres" :lol:
Is there any difference if you're a Trevelyan mage?

 

I wish we could blow up the winter palace.

 

I find myself getting irritated at the ridiculous masks and the stupid ****** pants they wear. My hatred has only intensified since reading The Stolen Throne.

 

Little one, there's a 5 approval taken off at the very start of the Palace because you're a mage. But not any comments about it after that since those comments were mostly for race differences not class ones.

 

I also don't like the masks Orlesians wear. Also want to blow up the Winter Palace, sadly that's the hub for the new DLC lol.


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#50694
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Staches will, as usual, seem not to take the whole thing seriously. That is of the dialogue allows for that to happen.

 

Yeah, the dialogue I actually want, other then yelling at people, (in tone) probably won't be there :( . we'll see



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I just hope we don't get crappy dialogue options, yes I'm looking at you In Your Fart Shall Burn.


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#50696
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I'm curious.. during one of 60 something playthroughs I never completed, I played as a human. Now in the court, you didn't have to do much to gain approval -- it was much more difficult for other races. I.E Qunari got "nobles think they're nothing but ogres" :lol:
Is there any difference if you're a Trevelyan mage?

 

I wish we could blow up the winter palace.

 

I find myself getting irritated at the ridiculous masks and the stupid ****** pants they wear. My hatred has only intensified since reading The Stolen Throne.

I hate that it is harder to gain approval for any race that isn't human. And the nobles treat your Inky like crap the whole mission. Some lady called my Inky "Rabbit" and I wanted to punch her in the t*t. lol. The servants are nicer if you are an elf, though. 

 

And I am totally on board for blowing up the Winter Palace. ;)


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#50697
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I just hope we don't get crappy dialogue options, yes I'm looking at you In Your Fart Shall Burn.

 

So, odd question I bet but do you actually have a save of a character that's finished the game yet? xD



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Only one way to enter the Winter Palace in style...

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#50699
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DQ planned Heist for when most of us finish the final DLC : blow up the Winter Palace.


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#50700
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DQ planned Heist for when most of us finish the final DLC : blow up the Winter Palace.

Yes! I am so there. I'll bring the traps and explosives. 


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