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[Donk]

Lol. You know it!

 

And one of my readers was asking for a steamy sex scene last week, so I should probably write one soon. 

 

Get on it... umm.. innuendo not intended, but now it is

[Paragonslustre]

*Meanwhile, somewhere in the Hinterlands*

 

Is there a Donktor in the house?!

 

Spoiler

 

editing ..... is that running smoother now?

[Inverse_Twilight]

Get on it... umm.. innuendo not intended, but now it is

Haha, yeah, I'll get working on it soon. I have just had a bit of a writer's block lately. I need to wait until I am in the right state of mind for me to write anything good. 

 

Edit: I am Out Of Likes, have a upvote gif

 

[Donk]

*Meanwhile, somewhere in the Hinterlands*

 

Is there a Donktor in the house?!

 

Spoiler

 

Holy **** mate that is brilliant!!

 

 

Haha, yeah, I'll get working on it soon. Just had a bit of a writer's block lately. I need to wait until I am in the right state of mind for me to write anything good. 

 

I know how that goes. Sadly that's me all the time now. Thankfully smut is easy to write.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Morning in this part of the world, my lovelies

Get ready for TRAGEDIENNE'S MORNING MULTIQUOTE POST^TM

Spoiler

She's just... WOOOOOOOOOW *¬*

*Obligatory lip-bite because of that Staches...(DAYUM!)*
Hahahahahahahaha In my defense I'll say it was not my canon playthrough, just this silly templar girl who thought she could change him

Spoiler

Aahaha I'd never punch her for something like that...
... and less after that Garrus gif WOOF!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! It worked


*Waves* don't forget to say hi to my necro buddy!

Oh, I'm sorry sweetie, I'll get you some salve for that
Wait- no, I'm not sorry.

I'M SO IN! BLOW UP AAAAAAAAAALL OF ORLAAAAAIS!

And I run out of likes here! *Drink*

Knew you'd like the staches pic and Garrus gif. And ha, I'd refuse the medical attention anyway. I deserved these black eyes, I'm going to wear them with pride.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*Meanwhile, somewhere in the Hinterlands*

 

Is there a Donktor in the house?!

 

Spoiler

Oh Paragon, I love you so much! I'm OOL right now, but bookmarked to give you your deserved like. Have this for the wait:

Spoiler

[Inverse_Twilight]

I know how that goes. Sadly that's me all the time now. Thankfully smut is easy to write.

It's the sweet romantic, fluffy stuff that I get stuck on. I could probably write smut while sleeping. Lol. 

[Roamingmachine]

*Meanwhile, somewhere in the Hinterlands*

 

Is there a Donktor in the house?!

 

Spoiler

 

editing .....

 

Heh

 

I just realized that mother McStupidhat is among the s**tbags who dare question the Inquisition. I wanted to eject that hypocritical chantry apologist from Skyhold with a catapult ever since her sing-along stunt.

Welp. Hope we get a "Save the council" vs. "Point and laugh as the council dies a horrible death". Or at least the Haven scenario where you save people on a timer.

I'm tired of your s**t, McStupidhat.

[Donk]

It's the sweet romantic, fluffy stuff that I get stuck on. I could probably write smut while sleeping. Lol. 

 

Yeah I know! If I try to write anything like that it feels I dunno.. awkward.. cheesy?

 

Heh

 

I just realized that mother McStupidhat is among the s**tbags who dare question the Inquisition. I wanted to eject that hypocritical chantry apologist from Skyhold with a catapult ever since her sing-along stunt.

Welp. Hope we get a "Save the council" vs. "Point and laugh as the council dies a horrible death". Or at least the Haven scenario where you save people on a timer.

I'm tired of your s**t, McStupidhat.

 

There had better not be a hottie on the council that prevents me from doing so either. Looking at you, Tevos!

[Paragonslustre]

Holy **** mate that is brilliant!!

 

 

 

I know how that goes. Sadly that's me all the time now. Thankfully smut is easy to write.

 

Hehehe ... as long as it gave you a laugh mate

 

Oh Paragon, I love you so much! I'm OOL right now, but bookmarked to give you your deserved like. Have this for the wait:

Spoiler

 

Thanks Dienne, don't mind if ah do!

 

Thanks to Beren who helped me get it up  I had all sorts of trouble with Imgur for some reason.  

[Donk]

Hehehe ... as long as it gave you a laugh mate

 

 

Thanks Dienne, don't mind if ah do!

 

Thanks to Beren who helped me get it up  I had all sorts of trouble with Imgur for some reason.  

 

To be honest, I was worried there would be speedos involved. Man I was relieved.. and it was still funny!

[Paragonslustre]

Heh

 

I just realized that mother McStupidhat is among the s**tbags who dare question the Inquisition. I wanted to eject that hypocritical chantry apologist from Skyhold with a catapult ever since her sing-along stunt.

Welp. Hope we get a "Save the council" vs. "Point and laugh as the council dies a horrible death". Or at least the Haven scenario where you save people on a timer.

I'm tired of your s**t, McStupidhat.

 

She really got on my wires for some reason (Mother Ducklips). but didn't Weekes say something about her being a powerful person (I think I read it on the boards somewhere.)  Powerful annoying.  In any case I want the option of a 'f*uck you toggle*  No dialogue that makes a real difference to the outcome, but you can just press when someone  p*isses you off.

 

Bianca:  Yeah imma cut off your head and spit down your neck if you let Varric get hurt

Inquisitor: Well, f*uck you

 

McStabby:  You should have brought back that mage we could have learned something

Inquisitor:  He told us all he knew

McStabby:  Well now we'll never know

Inquisitor:  Well, f*uck you

 

Edited cuz so many errors (haven't had coffee yet *drinks*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Heh

I just realized that mother McStupidhat is among the s**tbags who dare question the Inquisition. I wanted to eject that hypocritical chantry apologist from Skyhold with a catapult ever since her sing-along stunt.
Welp. Hope we get a "Save the council" vs. "Point and laugh as the council dies a horrible death". Or at least the Haven scenario where you save people on a timer.
I'm tired of your s**t, McStupidhat.

That was Vivienne not mother duck lips in the trailer. If you are not talking about the DLC trailer then disregard. I'm tired and reading comprehension is hard right now. Yup edits. Drinking.

[Donk]

She really got on my wires for some reason (Mother Ducklips). but didn't Weekes say something about her being a powerful person (I think I read it on the boards somewhere.)  Powerful annoying.  In any case I want the option of a 'f*uck you toggle*  No dialogue that makes a real difference, but you can just press when you get when someone  p*isses you off.

 

Bianca:  Yeah imma cut off your head and spit down your neck if you let Varric get hurt

Iquisitor: Well, f*uck you

 

McStabby:  You should have brought back that mage we could have learned something

Inquisitor:  He told us all he knew

McStabby:  Well now we'll never know

Inquisitor:  Well, f*uck you

 

Mate you really need to dust off that PS3 and play the Mass Effect trilogy.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Was I seriously the only one that recognized that the guy in the funny hat from the trailer was Teagan?

[Ashaantha]

*sighs* I actually liked Mother Giselle. Not a fan of Vivienne but luckily she isn't my Divine.

[Ashaantha]

Was I seriously the only one that recognized that the guy in the funny hat from the trailer was Teagan?

 

Possibly. I only recognised the voice but never got a good look at the character himself in the trailer so doesn't count. I didn't really bother pausing.

[Roamingmachine]

She really got on my wires for some reason (Mother Ducklips). but didn't Weekes say something about her being a powerful person (I think I read it on the boards somewhere.)  Powerful annoying.  In any case I want the option of a 'f*uck you toggle*  No dialogue that makes a real difference, but you can just press when you get when someone  p*isses you off.

 

Bianca:  Yeah imma cut off your head and spit down your neck if you let Varric get hurt

Iquisitor: Well, f*uck you

 

McStabby:  You should have brought back that mage we could have learned something

Inquisitor:  He told us all he knew

McStabby:  Well now we'll never know

Inquisitor:  Well, f*uck you

Heh, easy response to those pompous jacka**es and their delusions of power over someone who has a hand that can tear open the fabric of reality. And stab them multiple times on a whim:

 

That was Vivienne not mother duck lips in the trailer. If you are not talking about the DLC trailer then disregard. I'm tired and reading comprehension is hard right now. Yup edits. Drinking.

 

Viv? Oh well, one chantry douchebag for the chopping block is as good as another. Though companions propably can't die at that point...

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Was I seriously the only one that recognized that the guy in the funny hat from the trailer was Teagan?

vvvvv

Possibly. I only recognised the voice but never got a good look at the character himself in the trailer so doesn't count. I didn't really bother pausing.

[Donk]

Was I seriously the only one that recognized that the guy in the funny hat from the trailer was Teagan?

 

I've never actually seen the trailer, only the pic in that thread. After a second you can tell it's him.. he's just aged. Other than that.. the graphics have improved a hell of a lot since Origins.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Was I seriously the only one that recognized that the guy in the funny hat from the trailer was Teagan?

I didn't recognize him by looks or his voice. I just thought it was some random Fereldan leader.

[Donk]

The smut is finished. In the Writer's Pit.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Possibly. I only recognised the voice but never got a good look at the character himself in the trailer so doesn't count. I didn't really bother pausing.

I spotted him right off the bat. That's why I got excited about Teagan. :/ I don't think people realize that he's over 50 now.

[Donk]

I spotted him right off the bat. That's why I got excited about Teagan. :/ I don't think people realize that he's over 50 now.

 

That was my immediate thought.. you know, it's been a while since Origins. In game.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Heh, easy response to those pompous jacka**es and their delusions of power over someone who has a hand that can tear open the fabric of reality. And stab them multiple times on a whim:



Viv? Oh well, one chantry douchebag for the chopping block is as good as another. Though companions propably can't die at that point...

Yeah, she probably had plot armor. Lame.