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#50951
Dieb

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I see what you did there, gentleman... "and you call yourself a pirate?" *steps back*

"I can't rest 'til you're exterminated!"

 

"Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated."

 

*steps forward with multiple light slashes, kicks a chair sliding to knock another out of the way before Tragedienne trips over it whilst backstepping*

 

"En garde! Touché!"

 

 

Was thinking about gaming for a while now. Thanks for settling my decision. Mad Max, here I come :D

 

Been playing it for a while now. Real silly fun. Plus a dog.


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#50952
Ashaantha

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*sighs and goes searching for another drink*

 

People are expecting Teagan to look the same still, and having pics to compare with urgh.

 

*mutters and downs a bottle of apple cider*


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#50953
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I'm more concerned about the hat, tbh. *Drinks*

 

But this is the BSN; where the smallest of details can erupt into a natural disaster scaled diarrhea.



#50954
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We have Orlesian mage hat, so like a guy in that thread said: we need the ferelden flop hat too! actually I wanted an Orlesian mage hat for Kyrrah...

 

God a year on and people complain about the hat/helmet designs and hair styles.


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#50955
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"Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated."

 

*steps forward with multiple light slashes, kicks a chair sliding to knock another out of the way before Tragedienne trips over it whilst backstepping*

 

"En garde! Touché!"

 

 

 

Been playing it for a while now. Real silly fun. Plus a dog.

 

*draws both daggers*

 

What's going on here, for f*ck sake's?!

 

*stealths just in case someone wants to throw a chair (or anything else) at him*



#50956
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*draws both daggers*

 

What's going on here, for f*ck sake's?!

 

*stealths just in case someone wants to throw a chair (or anything else) at him*

 

drats, *puts mug back on the table*



#50957
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Did anybody say duel?
 
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#50958
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"Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated."

 

*steps forward with multiple light slashes, kicks a chair sliding to knock another out of the way before Tragedienne trips over it whilst backstepping*

 

"En garde! Touché!"

*Dodges Dieb's slash* "Oh, that is so cliché" *Steps on a nearby table and bows* It has been a pleasure but I must leave now *throws her cutlass to Rivaini in case she wants to continue the duel*. -Hey Cabot! put Dieb's tea on my tab.

 

Bye bye, DQ, I'll be back later  :kissing:


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#50959
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*wipes away tears of pride*

 

Dieb finally became a full gentleman, Duel and all!



#50960
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*smiles and sits back down, pleased with himself*

 

...

 

*suddenly stops smiling and squints in slight pain*

 

...splendid, now I cannot get back up.

 

Cabot! Earl grey!


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#50961
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*Beren puts down a small book, pushes it slightly across the table, and utters a quiet "Oh my" before ordering a Smooth Kreminal from Cabot*

"Not that I give a fennec's arse," begins Cabot, "but what are ya reading?"

*Beren flushes slightly and his eyes widen just a smidge before answering*  "Donk's latest.  'An Experiment To Remember.'"

*Beren sips on his Smooth Kreminal and tries to put the book out of mind as he plans his mission*

 

ETA: Mother lovin'... Do y'all think you posted enough since last night?!?  I log in to being OOL and I've got a metric imperial crapton of posts to catch up on.  Gah!  Cabot, another!


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#50962
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#50963
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Guess that's a good thing, all the ladies in this thread will claw each other like savages from jealousy if Staches hooked up with somebody :whistle:

 

Err.. I'm... feck. Can't think of an excuse right now. Let me get back to you on that.

:lol: True enough. It's just happened that first playthrough, I don't do any of the romances (DAO in the only exception I have ever made for a BioWare game(Thanks a lot, Alistair. You made me break the first play through rule.)), and none of them really fit for him. Although, he does have his eyes set on Dame's lovely lady elf. Not sure if they are locked in yet. That's for her to decide.

 

We have Orlesian mage hat, so like a guy in that thread said: we need the ferelden flop hat too! actually I wanted an Orlesian mage hat for Kyrrah...

 

God a year on and people complain about the hat/helmet designs and hair styles.

And a year from now, they will complain about the same thing. And we will drink.

 

*wipes away tears of pride*

 

Dieb finally became a full gentleman, Duel and all!

After dueling a lady...


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#50964
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:lol: True enough. It's just happened that first playthrough, I don't do any of the romances (DAO in the only exception I have ever made for a BioWare game(Thanks a lot, Alistair. You made me break the first play through rule.)), and none of them really fit for him. Although, he does have his eyes set on Dame's lovely lady elf. Not sure if they are locked in yet. That's for her to decide.

 

And a year from now, they will complain about the same thing. And we will drink.

 

After dueling a lady...

 

Yes, well.. I didn't see any guy man enough to duel him, lol



#50965
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*Beren puts down a small book, pushes it slightly across the table, and utters a quiet "Oh my" before ordering a Smooth Kreminal from Cabot*

"Not that I give a fennec's arse," begins Cabot, "but what are ya reading?"

*Beren flushes slightly and his eyes widen just a smidge before answering*  "Donk's latest.  'An Experiment To Remember.'"

*Beren sips on his Smooth Kreminal and tries to put the book out of mind as he plans his mission*

 

ETA: Mother lovin'... Do y'all think you posted enough since last night?!?  I log in to being OOL and I've got a metric imperial crapton of posts to catch up on.  Gah!  Cabot, another!

I can't help that I'm active at night. (yup, totally intended to be that way)



#50966
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Yes, well.. I didn't see any guy man enough to duel him, lol

 

I dared not interrupt Dienne. I could only imagine her burning fury!


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#50967
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*Beren puts down a small book, pushes it slightly across the table, and utters a quiet "Oh my" before ordering a Smooth Kreminal from Cabot*

"Not that I give a fennec's arse," begins Cabot, "but what are ya reading?"

*Beren flushes slightly and his eyes widen just a smidge before answering*  "Donk's latest.  'An Experiment To Remember.'"

*Beren sips on his Smooth Kreminal and tries to put the book out of mind as he plans his mission*

 

ETA: Mother lovin'... Do y'all think you posted enough since last night?!?  I log in to being OOL and I've got a metric imperial crapton of posts to catch up on.  Gah!  Cabot, another!

 

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So what gives, people?

 

All these literature masterpieces.. and I don't get paid?



#50968
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Mass quote reply #1 (got me to end of page 2036)

Spoiler

 

And for all and sundry, because I am OOL.

 

Spoiler


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#50969
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No milk at all? The man's braver than I thought.


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#50970
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:(  Sorry sis.  Having read some later stuff, for what it's worth, my system is chugging along wonderfully after I did a pure Win 10 install, wiping out the previous upgrade to Win 10, and then reinstalling everything fresh.  And, my system is friggin' ancient by most folks' standards.  From 2010.

 

 

*snorts*  Not sure it is wise to simply restate the obvious back to someone who's pissed off about it doing exactly what you said it's doing. ;)

 

 

Virgin sacrifice!  *bundles up poodle and slaps a fedex to aussie sticker on it*

 

 

:huh:    :o    :blink:

 

'Murikan to the rescue!  *rummages around*  What's your fancy?  Full choke .410?  Modified bore .20  gauge?  Or ****, just pepper it with a clip from my Bersa Thunder .380!  Sure, not a shotgun, but close range and a full clip should be sufficient.

 

 

Sincere question.  As I've stated before, my gaming before discovering Bioware in 2010/11 was more or less Civilization and old X-Com games and whatnot.  Are romances really not a thing in other franchises?   Skyrim, while being rather bland, does at least have marriage, so I'd count that has being 'romance' of a sort.

 

 

Reinstall of windows finished, redownloading dai as we speak..

 

For 2, see 3 *evil laugh*

 

My what a lot of guns you have.. Only time I've even seen a gun in real life was when I went duck hunting on the rice fields once.

 

As for romance in other games, Bioware ones, Skyrim, Witcher, umm.. not many have them, honestly.. I can have my 'character' get married in patrician 3 and 4 if that counts! those are, err, strategy ship trading games... ... ..



#50971
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Okay, caught up.  Last few quotes...

 

All those Monkey Island gifs make me feel comfortably young.

 

Embrace your age.  Elders are respected, yo!  Just look at how they all treat me with reverence around here.

 

*shoots daggers at all the laughing bastages*

 

I'm going to be fourty soon.

 

Oh, well yeah, you are still just a young pup then.

 

Hrhrhr, you're old!

 

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Well... thanks to Elder Scrolls Mods I'm used to asian rape stuff... so... ;)

 

:blink:   You and I, we have a very different selection of Skyrim mods...



#50972
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Huh...

 

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What did I do with my my new ship again...? I can't seem to rememb- wait! It's coming back to me.

 

Spoiler



#50973
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Tried to recreate my face in CC again. And this time I actually spent time on it. My face is too narrow and these cheekbones you just can't get in game.



#50974
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Huh...

 

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What did I do with my my new ship again...? I can't seem to rememb- wait! It's coming back to me.

 

Spoiler

There wasn't any booze on board, was there?



#50975
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Tried to recreate my face in CC again. And this time I actually spent time on it. My face is too narrow and these cheekbones you just can't get in game.

 

Uniquely beautiful then!