Morning wood spam, best wood spam!
And proudly, every single one of them a totally meaningless post. *Chugs to consistency*
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#5077
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 11:57
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Morning
woodspam, bestwoodspam!
And proudly, every single one of them a totally meaningless post. *Chugs to consistency*
Wait.
Are you saying that you crack a fat over the BSN? 
#5078
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:09
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Goddamn!!!!
You are now on level with Volus as my BFF. I can have more than one, right?
#5079
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:09
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Lordy no. It wrecked my morning wood, if you really most know...
*drinks in memory of Dreamer Glory*
#5080
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:13
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Buddy no.2!!!
How's it going?
Did you um... clean up that *STICKY* mess left from Cullen.. Fairbanks.. Michel, etc? 
*drinks in memory of Dreamer Glory*
What a relief.
I was worried that you might surpass me as creepiest perv on thread.
- the Dame aime ceci
#5081
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:14
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Nah, I'll hold on to them for, ah, safe keeping.
*drink*
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#5082
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:15
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What a relief.
I was worried that you might surpass me as creepiest perv on thread.
Darlin', I don't think anybody has a quad big enough to take that title from you. 
@Paragon and Iron Roy: Plans are in motion....
- the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#5083
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:17
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The more the merrier!
Wha ....? Boss have you met Cullen? He's wrapped tighter than an airport sandwich!
#5084
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:21
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You managed to get me into bed with *shudder* "her" so I am confident your feminine wiles could deal with Cullen.
*drinks to getting to use the phrase "feminine wiles"*
- the Dame aime ceci
#5085
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:23
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Darlin', I don't think anybody has a quad big enough to take that title from you.
@Paragon and Iron Roy: Plans are in motion....
This is true...
Got through Wicked Eyes, Wicked Farts. Thank **** for that!!!
It caused relationship dramas. Sera wasn't impressed with me having Celine assassinated.
Sera: We were supposed to save Celine, you friggin' arse-biscuit!! You're so full of shite.
Me: You're so damn cute when you're mad. 
So we got frisky... and ended up taking a visit to the cells.
Needless to say... a box, a box and a box!!!
- ravenesse aime ceci
#5086
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:24
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You managed to get me into bed with *shudder* "her" so I am confident your feminine wiles could deal with Cullen.
*drinks to getting to use the phrase "feminine wiles"*
How was MaryDen?
Oh wait. She raped you while you were unconscious and took advantage of your "biotic pulses".
She so got that idea from me.
#5087
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:25
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*romances box* Better than MaryDen! *drinks more hoping someday that memory will be excised*
EDIT: I'm just assuming she was as drunk as I was, Badonka, and it was a mutually voluntary drunken mating...
EDIT2: yeah, Paragon, I think I was able to pop about 4 likes across the board, maybe 5, before the popup of shite killed my mood.
#5088
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:25
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What? What? What is this crap, I'm OOL already? But, I just got here!!
- the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci
#5089
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:27
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*romances box* Better than MaryDen! *drinks more hoping someday that memory will be excised*
You might wanna clean the box before you romance it... otherwise. Mixed fluid. Between best mates, and my lover.
Yeah... no.
- ravenesse aime ceci
#5090
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:31
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Buddy no.2!!!
How's it going?
Did you um... clean up that *STICKY* mess left from Cullen.. Fairbanks.. Michel, etc?
What a relief.
I was worried that you might surpass me as creepiest perv on thread.
Hey, HB. Glad you liked my little gif ..t Yep turns out you can have your cake and eat it (dirty snigger into glass). Chugs and cake burps.
#5091
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:35
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You might wanna clean the box before you romance it...
Yeah... no.
... I... I... I'm just gonna get drunk now and let Paragon's GIF do the talking.
#5092
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:36
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Darlin', I don't think anybody has a quad big enough to take that title from you.
@Paragon and Iron Roy: Plans are in motion....
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
#5093
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:40
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EDIT: I'm just assuming she was as drunk as I was, Badonka, and it was a mutually voluntary drunken mating...
Nope. She was sober.
She told me this morning that she has never felt so in love. She's going to perform this for you tonight, and propose afterwards :
Hey, HB. Glad you liked my little gif ..t
But can I have my pie and eat it too?
Also, @ the pun I just can't resist:
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#5094
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:42
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#5095
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:52
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It's gonna have to be one of these 'cos I'm OOL
#5096
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Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:52
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Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Senses overloading!!!!!!!
As it is I'm schadenfreude over Jerry Springer... "Young mom meltdown"
... and now THIS?
I think I need to be alone right now.
Did I mention we're best friends?
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
#5097
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 12:57
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*Roly pulls co-best buddy detail and blocks access to the stairs*
Sorry, folks, Badonkadonk is in Jayne mode and unavailable:
*attaches extra long hose to emergency induction port so it can reach the tap from the stairs*
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#5098
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 01:05
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*Roly pulls co-best buddy detail and blocks access to the stairs*
Sorry, folks, Badonkadonk is in Jayne mode and unavailable:
*attaches extra long hose to emergency induction port so it can reach the tap from the stairs*
Stop bragging about your hose
#5099
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 01:07
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er..............................
*concentrates on drink*
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#5100
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 mars 2015 - 01:10
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Stop bragging about your hose
er..............................
*concentrates on drink*
- the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
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