Guest_Donkson_*
*Roly pulls co-best buddy detail and blocks access to the stairs*
Sorry, folks, Badonkadonk is in Jayne mode and unavailable:
*attaches extra long hose to emergency induction port so it can reach the tap from the stairs*
Stop bragging about your hose
er..............................
*concentrates on drink*
Right... was about to thank Volus for that.
Yeah... no.
I'll just have to wait until I'm done. 
Laughing, that is. I'm not... it isn't what you think.. I swear.
I'll be in my bunk because of funny I'll be in my bunk gif featuring Kaylee vas Normandy.
(Hi team!)
Guest_Donkson_*
Guest_Donkson_*
I'll be in my bunk because of funny I'll be in my bunk gif featuring Kaylee vas Normandy.
(Hi team!)
Kaylee?
Like Kahlee Sthanders?
Therberus took my sthudents.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Kaylee?
Like Kahlee Sthanders?
Therberus took my sthudents.
Naw, I'm sure meant Kaylee from Firefly. She's standing next to Jayne in that GIF. She's kinda smokin' hawt, yo.
Nope. She was sober.
She told me this morning that she has never felt so in love. She's going to perform this for you tonight, and propose afterwards
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Guest_Donkson_*
Naw, I'm sure meant Kaylee from Firefly. She's standing next to Jayne in that GIF. She's kinda smokin' hawt, yo.
...
Oh. Oops.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I am now picturing what MaryDen and a Volus's babies would look like...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Oh. Oops.
(I'm trying to brain bleach the rest of your post...)
Naw, I'm sure meant Kaylee from Firefly. She's standing next to Jayne in that GIF. She's kinda smokin' hawt, yo.
...
You put Kaylee and CCR in the same post?!!!
Not enough likes in the world, dear vaccumed Sir.
Guest_Donkson_*
It has potential.
Spewing I missed out on that "I hate Sera" thread earlier. It got deleted before I could go to war. 
(I'm trying to brain bleach the rest of your post...)
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*spit take*
*choking while trying to simultaneously laugh and expel inhaled mead*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
<<<<< fecking snipped to oblivion >>>>>
*reaches behind bar and grabs bottle of dragon p*ss and upends it in one go*
Guest_Donkson_*
*reaches behind bar and grabs bottle of dragon p*ss and upends it in one go*
When in doubt... coathanger.
I think I've been watching far too much Jerry Springer....
*blows out scented candles*
Mood - ruined.
*sighs*
Cabot! Uno mas!
Post number 400, I thought it would be nice to do it here.
Now here's a good song:
Sexy Liara (God, those tentacles...)
And a cute boxer puppy (I wish I had a photo of my little Murph on this old PC, I had to take this from the Internet)
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*cough* They're semi-flexible cartilage-based scalp-crests that grow into shape. And they don't "flop around." *cough*
She's no Ashley, but still...
*drinks to hawt Liara*
Guest_Donkson_*
Post number 400, I thought it would be nice to do it here.
Now here's a good song:
Sexy Liara (God, those tentacles...)
And a cute boxer puppy (I wish I had a photo of my little Murph on this old PC, I had to take this from the Internet)
Aww cute pup!!
And mmm.. Liara.
I am much more partial to:
I mean, just look at them knockers....
*cough* They're semi-flexible cartilage-based scalp-crests that grow into shape. And they don't "flop around." *cough*
She's no Ashley, but still...
*drinks to hawt Liara*
MaryDen greatly disapproves
It has potential.
Spewing I missed out on that "I hate Sera" thread earlier. It got deleted before I could go to war.
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After reading that terrible Kotaku article yesterday, I can't even look at that Liara picture.
I'm a grown sexually active man, and I had nightmares.
Ick Ashley. I wish I could have left her on Virmire with Kaiden.
So I just went on a rampage in a firetruck that led to a police shootout on some rooftop once my firetruck was...well on fire. It only ended when I accidentally got too close to the edge of the roof and fell...
I don't even know what is happening any more. *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Ick Ashley. I wish I could have left her on Virmire with Kaiden.
So I just went on a rampage in a firetruck that led to a police shootout on some rooftop once my firetruck was...well on fire. It only ended when I accidentally got too close to the edge of the roof and fell...
I don't even know what is happening any more. *drink*
I know what you mean mate.
Why do I have to save one?
Why can't they both die?
This makes me wanna play Saints Row. Yes, I'll do that... when I finish my Badonkadonk run.
Shame you have to wait until ME3 to kill the other one. *drink* I just needed to blow off some steam after work. Firetrucks and shotguns seem to work wonders.
Ah darn it, i missed the complaining about complaining thread. 
That's what happens when I'm focused on my anger, I miss the good stuff. *drink to missed opportunities*
http://www.independe...s-10104157.html
Here's to Terry Pratchett! Rest in peace, brother.
*Raises mug*
One less non-pretentious fantasy author in the world. Getting dangerously scarce.
^ what? aww....
first Spock now this.
“Well, ----me,” he said. A ----ing wizard."
"I hate ----ing wizards!” You shouldn’t ----them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.
^ what? aww....
first Spock now this.
If this trend persists, fiction is going to be devided between medieval massacres and sexual confusion.
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