"But that's the only thing it's missing otherwise it is"
*drink to insomnia*
I can almost understand the grind. But even Inquisition at its worse is still way less grindy then an MMO. At least we were doing different things. back in my EVE playing days I often had to play the same 'mission' dozens of times...and there was little practical reward as I was still waiting for my character to 'read his book'. EVE got old. And its my favorite MMO.
If it wasn't, it is now!
Defo a troll post. I drink to troll posts and to all who sail in them. Drink!!
Edit Just to be clear I mean the RPG thread and not IR's post.
Noooo, no no no no no! That was a HYPOTHETICAL (im)possible future that Badonka was postulating there. Roly is NOT a daddy! Noooooo...
*sings something about Billy Jean blah blah, drinks, drinks some more, drinks again, panics*
Oh, come on!
It will be fine! And funny even (for me at least 
)
Slimy will be creeping all around a tavern, leaving sticky paths and making funny squishy sounds.
But there is a possibility for it to be eaten (not by me, but we are strange bunch), so watch out for it, daddy! 
ETA: I'm OOL already 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
It is done. Once and for all, with utter finality, we are finally free. I took it upon myself to contact some friends in The Crows to deal with our Bard problem (and it neatly deals with any potential issues.) They provided me with faded-touched dwarven memory stones as proof that the deed is done, along with some cannoli.
*Lifts mug in MaryDen's memory. Good riddance!*
Looks like it is time we give Elven Glory a ring and tell them their band is up.
I'm sorry, Dame, I know I owe you, but what you asked... it was just too much. I will make amends, somehow, someday!
Damn. I wanted to be the troll. :'(Defo a troll post. I drink to troll posts and to all who sail in them. Drink!!
Edit Just to be clear I mean the RPG thread and not IR's post.
Can I ram it with my firetruck? *drink*
*drinks*drinks*drinks*drinks*
*drinks to unbelievable great novels*
we still don't have diagrams.
I had to read that three times until I didn't misread 'orgasms'. Even though, I wasn't that off topic.
^
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Senses overloading!!!!!!!
As it is I'm schadenfreude over Jerry Springer... "Young mom meltdown"
... and now THIS?
-snip-
I think I need to be alone right now.
Did I mention we're best friends?
I heard that a while ago in a show. Forgot which one, but it puzzled me. I knew there was no english word for it and was very sorry for that. 'Cause I'm a mean person and I'm always full of Schadenfreude. I guess that's the reason for all the bullshit that happens in my life. Bitchy karma, but hey... I won't stop. Schadenfreude ftw!
After reading that terrible Kotaku article yesterday, I can't even look at that Liara picture.
I'm a grown sexually active man, and I had nightmares.
Oh my, I never pictured you as a man. Even less as sexually active.
Tell me, what do you think of Cassandra's jawline?
The Grand Dame posts a gif of the another Grand Dame. A day to remember 
It is done. Once and for all, with utter finality, we are finally free. I took it upon myself to contact some friends in The Crows to deal with our Bard problem (and it neatly deals with any potential issues.) They provided me with faded-touched dwarven memory stones as proof that the deed is done, along with some cannoli.
*Lifts mug in MaryDen's memory. Good riddance!*
Spoiler
Looks like it is time we give Elven Glory a ring and tell them their band is up.
I'm sorry, Dame, I know I owe you, but what you asked... it was just too much. I will make amends, somehow, someday!
You owe me?
And I was asking for something?? 
Poor MaryDen... her end was pitiful... she being betrayed... like Flemeth was betrayed, like Mythal was betrayed...
OMG! She'll come back... They always come back!
I need a drink or another bottle, plz, Cabot...
I had to read that three times until I didn't misread 'orgasms'. Even though, I wasn't that off topic.
I heard that a while ago in a show. Forgot which one, but it puzzled me. I knew there was no english word for it and was very sorry for that. 'Cause I'm a mean person and I'm always full of Schadenfreude. I guess that's the reason for all the bullshit that happens in my life. Bitchy karma, but hey... I won't stop. Schadenfreude ftw!
Oh my, I never pictured you as a man. Even less as sexually active.
Tell me, what do you think of Cassandra's jawline?
The Grand Dame posts a gif of the another Grand Dame. A day to remember
Helpful mode. Could it have been two and half men? Rose has a conversation with Charlie about it. 
Looks like it is time we give Elven Glory a ring and tell them their band is up.
*drink* yup, still awake. *glares at clock*
The Grand Dame posts a gif of the another Grand Dame. A day to remember
Helpful mode. Could it have been two and half men? Rose has a conversation with Charlie about it.
Hm... no. It's been years since I watched that show. And when I did I watched it in german.
But it might have been on 'Mom' *think*think harder*give up*drink* Don't know 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
You owe me?
And I was asking for something??
Poor MaryDen... her end was pitiful... she being betrayed... like Flemeth was betrayed, like Mythal was betrayed...
OMG! She'll come back... They always come back!
I need a drink or another bottle, plz, Cabot...
Well no, you weren't asking, but I feel like I've denied you the experience of having a slimy abomination oozing around, and you seemed to be looking forward to that. So yeah, in that sense I owe you.
I don't even want to consider the Mythal Flemeth MaryDen angle you brought up... that's just... No, I'll think of squirrels instead. Drunk squirrels. In Christmas trees.
Hm... no. It's been years since I watched that show. And when I did I watched it in german.
But it might have been on 'Mom' *think*think harder*give up*drink* Don't know
Well no, you weren't asking, but I feel like I've denied you the experience of having a slimy abomination oozing around, and you seemed to be looking forward to that. So yeah, in that sense I owe you.
I don't even want to consider the Mythal Flemeth MaryDen angle you brought up... that's just... No, I'll think of squirrels instead. Drunk squirrels. In Christmas trees.
*pokes head for a moment*
Oh, unfulfilled urge to gush over Slimy...
But I'll survive somehow
*disappears again into the night*
..and with this charming gif I'm outta here!This time I won't be careless, I will leave this place to spend the night in my comfy and secluded shelter.Cabot, drinks for my friends on my tab! I need to compensate somehow my party pooping attitude.Good thing DrinkQuisition pretty much do not suffer from my non-participationNighty night!*strides out of the bar while sending air kisses*
Eh... that's MaryDen's leg, innit?
*hops after the dame in her own secluded shelter*
Bathtub and 'Equal Rites'. Yay.
I had to read that three times until I didn't misread 'orgasms'. Even though, I wasn't that off topic.
Wait for me! *stumbles out the door, mug still in hand*
*Wanders into the Drinkquisition*
*Sees Misery GIFS*
*Gives Likes*
*Leaves*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*A mysterious elf walks into Cabot's and joins Roly at the bar. Subdued whispers rapidly give way to slightly agitated raised vocies...*
Roly: What in the name of Andraste's knickers do you mean by "nothing?"
Elf: Just what I said, nothing. Her quarters and her "Elven Glory" buddy Solas' quarters turned up nothing. I even frisked her while she napped. Nothing.
Roly: Dammit, I want those pictures. Go look again.
Elf: Don't tell me how to do my job. They aren't there.
Roly: *pfft* Contrary to your reputation, you're clearly not all that witty, Ritts.
Ritts: Suck it, bubble boy. And don't think that just because they weren't where said they would be that you don't owe me my payment.
Roly: Bah! Payment on delivery of the goods...
Ritts: ... was not the agreement, and you know it. You have one day, or I tell Leliana who stole her favorite pair of shoes.
Roly: They're orthopedic. I have bad arches.
Ritts: *rolls eyes* yeah, whatever... one day, that's all you have.
*Ritts departs, leaving a disgruntled Roly at the bar*
Cabot! Something green.
*Wanders into the Drinkquisition*
*Sees Misery GIFS*
*Gives Likes*
*Leaves*
As a subordinate I am not allowed to give likes willy nilly, however I support your post.
Guest_Donkson_*
I had to read that three times until I didn't misread 'orgasms'. Even though, I wasn't that off topic.
I heard that a while ago in a show. Forgot which one, but it puzzled me. I knew there was no english word for it and was very sorry for that. 'Cause I'm a mean person and I'm always full of Schadenfreude. I guess that's the reason for all the bullshit that happens in my life. Bitchy karma, but hey... I won't stop. Schadenfreude ftw!
Funnily enough, I first came across the word on the BSN, ages ago. 
Somebody was talking about experiencing schadenfreude over people not being able to resolve the story of their Grey Wardens or some ****. I didn't know what it meant, so I googled.. and was blown away because I'd been doing it for a very long time. It is also the only German word I know.. and if I were to attempt to learn your sexy language, the only one I'd probably remember.
Now I'm trying to rack my brain here for a word in English that matches up.. and the closest I can come up with is this:
sadistic
səˈdɪstɪk/
adjective
adjective: sadistic
deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.
As opposed to
Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʀɔɪ̯də] ( listen)) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.[1] This word is taken from German and literally means 'harm-joy.' It is the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another fail or suffer misfortune. It is also borrowed by some other languages.
Very similar, but still different...
Mate, I've had death threats. Back in my druggy days a sworn enemy got into an accident and had half his face burnt off... his meth lab exploded.
I was
Good times!!
Also, do you know how hard it is to pretend that you give a toss while simultaneously trying not to pee yourself with laughter?
It is done. Once and for all, with utter finality, we are finally free. I took it upon myself to contact some friends in The Crows to deal with our Bard problem (and it neatly deals with any potential issues.) They provided me with faded-touched dwarven memory stones as proof that the deed is done, along with some cannoli.
*Lifts mug in MaryDen's memory. Good riddance!*
Spoiler
Looks like it is time we give Elven Glory a ring and tell them their band is up.
I'm sorry, Dame, I know I owe you, but what you asked... it was just too much. I will make amends, somehow, someday!
You didn't get rid of Slimy, did you? 
I wanted to help you raise him, as an aunt. I'd teach him to play games and pick up chicks.
For you, buddy.
And like Dame says... they always come back
Anyway, it's Friday motherfuckers!!!!
The 13th, too.
This usually means there will be plenty of opportunity for me to schadenfreude.
The closest thing I can think for Schadenfreude is malevolent.
German language is pretty amazing the way it constructs words.
Guest_Donkson_*
The closest thing I can think for Schadenfreude is malevolent.
German language is pretty amazing the way it constructs words.
Yeah, that too!!
Good call, Doc.
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