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[Ashaantha]

 

Sorry, just had to find it again.. oh yay, perfect. ToP too

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Blame Solas for that one.

[Ashaantha]

Blame Solas for that one.

 

"sorry Inquisitor, I just wasn't quite as much taller then you as I wanted to be"

[CoM Solaufein]

Solas likes short women. That's why he doesn't go for Qunari and humans.

[Ashaantha]

Solas likes short women. That's why he doesn't go for Qunari and humans.

 

Explain romantic dislike of dwarfs then!

(too short! tehehe)

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Explain romantic dislike of dwarfs then!

(too short! tehehe)

 

Too "perky."  It makes him very self-conscious of his inadequate moobs.   (adds "moobs" to browser dictionary)

[Ashaantha]

Too "perky."  It makes him very self-conscious of his inadequate moobs.   (adds "moobs" to browser dictionary)

 

Hey now, my Dwarf lady's wonder bra is awesome!

[CoM Solaufein]

Explain romantic dislike of dwarfs then!

(too short! tehehe)

Too, um "stocky".

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Hey now, my Dwarf lady's wonder bra is awesome!

 

 I know!  That was my point.  He's very intimidated. 

[Duelist]

Explain romantic dislike of dwarfs then! 

(too short! tehehe)

 

Compared to elves they come up short. Going down that far is tall order after all.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Compared to elves they come up short. Going down that far is tall order after all.

Dwarves are the perfect height for some things

 

Lol. Sorry... I'll show myself out.

[Lady Luminous]

I still maintain that my dwarf Abaeni is my prettiest inquisitor to date.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren survives assassination attempt, suffering only a small bump on his head.  Shoots dagger eyes at Otto, but goes ahead and cleans the litter boxes regardless.*

[Inverse_Twilight]

*Beren survives assassination attempt, suffering only a small bump on his head.  Shoots dagger eyes at Otto, but goes ahead and cleans the litter boxes regardless.*

Did your cat trip you down the stairs?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Hah, no, not stairs.  This time.  Though that's been attempted more times than I can count.  No, this was just a simple "try to make him impale himself on that open cabinet door that I'll force him to fall into."  Luckily, my head broke my fall by striking the edge of the cabinets first.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Hah, no, not stairs.  This time.  Though that's been attempted more times than I can count.  No, this was just a simple "try to make him impale himself on that open cabinet door that I'll force him to fall into."  Luckily, my head broke my fall by striking the edge of the cabinets first.

Ouch. Your cat sounds like a jerk. The worst my cat does to me is walk in front of me and almost trip me. 

[CoM Solaufein]

Cats aren't smart. Hurt the Keeper of the Food and you may not get food. My cat runs between my legs as I'm walking.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Cats aren't smart. Hurt the Keeper of the Food and you may not get food. My cat runs between my legs as I'm walking.

My cat only does that when I have canned food for her.  It's pretty dumb. She must think that she will get me to move faster by slowing me down. Cat logic. *glares at cat sitting at her feet*

[Ashaantha]

My cat goes all feisty and will attack my legs, pounce at me etc while I walk past, and sometimes he gets caught on my pants leg if I'm wearing long pants (jeans, trousers, leggings etc) so he gets dragged along after me.

 

Snow is only 2 years old though, just a big kitten. He's very playful but also very careful, he's so good with my daughter. he'll play-bite (not hard, just nibbles and it doesn't hurt) and also very rarely actually gets his claws out, swats and plays without them out. So good.

I also think someone forgot to tell him that he's a cat. That kitty licks! like, all the time!

[Lady Luminous]

Hence why my two collies are better than your cats! Dogs rule, cats drool! ;p

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Ouch. Your cat sounds like a jerk. The worst my cat does to me is walk in front of me and almost trip me. 

 

Actually, no.  Otto is the most laid back, cool cat (pun intended) I've ever known.  He's incredibly affectionate as well.  Still, I think if he were 10 times his current size, he'd kill me without a second thought and eat me for lunch.  That's just the way cats are.

 

Mirror, on the other hand, is my Queen B*tch who lords it over everyone even though she's the tiniest of things.  It always cracks me up to see my big bad 85lb dog cower from her.

 

Hence why my two collies are better than your cats! Dogs rule, cats drool! ;p

 

Hehe, I used to think the opposite.  Right up until I got my Suki doggie.  She's so wonderful in every way.  I even put her in my Capital One card.

[Serza]

My cat goes all feisty and will attack my legs, pounce at me etc while I walk past, and sometimes he gets caught on my pants leg if I'm wearing long pants (jeans, trousers, leggings etc) so he gets dragged along after me.

 

Snow is only 2 years old though, just a big kitten. He's very playful but also very careful, he's so good with my daughter. he'll play-bite (not hard, just nibbles and it doesn't hurt) and also very rarely actually gets his claws out, swats and plays without them out. So good.

 

Good cat. A nice one, truly.

 

Actually, no.  Otto is the most laid back, cool cat (pun intended) I've ever known.  He's incredibly affectionate as well.  Still, I think if he were 10 times his current size, he'd kill me without a second thought and eat me for lunch.  That's just the way cats are.

 

They're still feline predators. A lot of behavior patterns for regular cats humans keep at home are exactly the same as tigers, lions and other large feline predators.

 

If you have Otto since he was a kitten, I don't think he'd harm you though. Something I've noticed is that people think cats hate company. Yet my cat often seeks out company, but hates having it's independence and freedom removed (other than the entire apartment, whch is her entire world).

 

Hence why my two collies are better than your cats! Dogs rule, cats drool! ;p

 

Sorry Dazz, I'm still with cats the ultimate assassin predators.

[Duelist]

Dogs rule, cats drool! ;p

 

[Inverse_Twilight]

My cat goes all feisty and will attack my legs, pounce at me etc while I walk past, and sometimes he gets caught on my pants leg if I'm wearing long pants (jeans, trousers, leggings etc) so he gets dragged along after me.

 

Snow is only 2 years old though, just a big kitten. He's very playful but also very careful, he's so good with my daughter. he'll play-bite (not hard, just nibbles and it doesn't hurt) and also very rarely actually gets his claws out, swats and plays without them out. So good.

I also think someone forgot to tell him that he's a cat. That kitty licks! like, all the time!

He sounds really cute but also very irritating. Lol. "Silly cat, let go of my pant leg" is probably something you say to him all the time. 

[Serza]

 

Said Javik a few seconds before being jumped by a stealthy cat.