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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#5176
lynroy
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:34

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*A mysterious elf walks into Cabot's and joins Roly at the bar. Subdued whispers rapidly give way to slightly agitated raised vocies...*

Roly: What in the name of Andraste's knickers do you mean by "nothing?"
Elf: Just what I said, nothing. Her quarters and her "Elven Glory" buddy Solas' quarters turned up nothing. I even frisked her while she napped. Nothing.
Roly: Dammit, I want those pictures. Go look again.
Elf: Don't tell me how to do my job. They aren't there.
Roly: *pfft* Contrary to your reputation, you're clearly not all that witty, Ritts.
Ritts: Suck it, bubble boy. And don't think that just because they weren't where said they would be that you don't owe me my payment.
Roly: Bah! Payment on delivery of the goods...
Ritts: ... was not the agreement, and you know it. You have one day, or I tell Leliana who stole her favorite pair of shoes.
Roly: They're orthopedic. I have bad arches.
Ritts: *rolls eyes* yeah, whatever... one day, that's all you have.

*Ritts departs, leaving a disgruntled Roly at the bar*

Cabot! Something green.

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Knew you'd search Solas' room too. Leliana tipped me off. Cabot, something for the road and to keep me awake.
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#5177
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:49

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Hehe, yeah, so much for plans being set in motion!  You elves, ugh, thick as thieves, the lot of ya!  Stupid Ritts...  Leliana, though, what the hey?? Hmm, maybe she already knew about the shoes.  Oh well.  DRINK!  Drink well, Will :)  Drink, pass out.... yeah...


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#5178
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:27

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Ugh. Elves. They're just... too elfy.

Q: What's red, slimy and crawls up your leg?
A: a homesick abortion.

Ahh this is torture!! Friday.. And not even half way through shift yet.
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#5179
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:29

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Ha, you don't even know the half of it, Volus.

You're trying to get me to pass out? Good luck with that.
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#5180
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:30

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Iron Roy is an alcoholic (wo)man of steel...
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#5181
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:37

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Iron Roy is an alcoholic (wo)man of steel...

Damn straight.
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#5182
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:49

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Man, this day just didn't go my way.  Craptastic Ritts bombed on me, and then my attempt to start a righteous redneck social justice campaign fell totally flat.  *cries*

 

Thank God the weekend starts tomorrow evening.

 


#5183
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:56

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Lmao.

Eh?

It starts tonight mate.

Oh wait.. I'm in the future. Aussie master race!

Hey I can help you kick-start your redneck rights sjw campaign... Or better yet ask Jose. She's a politician. Plus, you tapped that so...
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#5184
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 04:00

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Australia seems awesome and glorious... over there... away from me. ;)

 

Spoiler

 

*Drinks a Vics Bitter in your honor*


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#5185
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 04:10

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Damn it that picture thingy is too small to read..

*makes mental note to look at it later*

Fennec p*ss!

Mate when I drunk beer I never drunk local.. I was partial to asahi (Japanese) man that was some good beer.. But if I had to choose local it'd be Tooeys extra dry.

Whatever you do don't try Emu Export.. It's called wife basher for a reason.

Meh.. Who needs beer when there is rum. I'm thirsty now...
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#5186
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 07:47

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Ugh where have all the good trolls gone? Bsn has become a little boring. So bored.
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*Drink* I'll pay for repairs to the wall, Cabot.
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#5187
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 09:01

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Ugh where have all the good trolls gone? Bsn has become a little boring. So bored.


*Drink* I'll pay for repairs to the wall, Cabot.

 

Shut up. You boring. Silly EA. Old BioWare.

 

 

*pauses, stares blankly into mug*

 

 

...that doin' anything for ya, ol' chum?

 

 

*sips*


#5188
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 09:13

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Shut up. You boring. Silly EA. Old BioWare.


*pauses, stares blankly into mug*


...that doin' anything for ya, ol' chum?


*sips*

YOU UNGRATEFUL [LONG SERIES OF BEEPS]
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[DRINK]

*deep breath* ah thanks. I needed that.
*drink*

#5189
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 09:25

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I made a video in which I "Hook and Tackle"-dropkick Florianne off the well at the very beginning of the boss battle yesterday. I think I by now watched it possibly 239489158234,48 times.  It helps knowing that my character always wears the Inquistor's Hat and I headcanon the chain being a whip.

 


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#5190
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 12:07

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*Roly wakes up and pushes a passed out Dame off of him* 

Umph, we need more corners in this bar!

 

Ugh. Elves. They're just... too elfy.

 

clackety-clackety-clack

 

Ugh where have all the good trolls gone? Bsn has become a little boring. So bored.

 

<<< Snipped some pics.  Looks like we got us a Cumberbitch in the DrinkQuisition! ;)  >>>

*Drink* I'll pay for repairs to the wall, Cabot.

 

I thought I had something for ya, Iron Roy, but it turns out they were just confused :(  I'll be sure to keep an eye open for potential trollishness for ya.


#5191
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 12:15

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I've always been a Cumberbitch :lol: I've actually had all those gifs bookmarked for a couple of years, but never used them all at the same time. And I saw that thread last night and was relieved and sad that it turned out to be what it was. Oh well. Drink to answered questions! *drink*


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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:10

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*Roly wakes up and pushes a passed out Dame off of him* 

Umph, we need more corners in this bar!

 

 

clackety-clackety-clack

 

 

I thought I had something for ya, Iron Roy, but it turns out they were just confused :(  I'll be sure to keep an eye open for potential trollishness for ya.

 

You and the Dame, huh? ;)

 

All of these drunken one night stands and STILL no locked in romances...

 

Ha. Clackety clack clack. This is why you don't romance Sera as an elf...

 

I much prefer: "She's so smushy. Everywhere."

 

Or...

 

"She's a handful. I'm aching!"

 

Not sure what the human response is though, but probably something boring...

 

 

I've always been a Cumberbitch :lol: I've actually had all those gifs bookmarked for a couple of years, but never used them all at the same time. And I saw that thread last night and was relieved and sad that it turned out to be what it was. Oh well. Drink to answered questions! *drink*

 

Do you mean to tell me I have nothing to drink to?


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#5193
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:22

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*very serious voice* Yes.


#5194
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:24

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Australia seems awesome and glorious... over there... away from me. ;)

 

Spoiler

 

*Drinks a Vics Bitter in your honor*

 

LMAO.

 

Mate... it really isn't THAT bad.

 

Wait.. I did find a snake in my room once. And NO.. not that. An actual reptile snake...

 

 

*very serious voice* Yes.

 

It's all good, innit?

 

When all else fails... loony bin.


#5195
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:28

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Pushes Harding into bar.

Check for booby (hur hur I said booby) traps.  Gets the all clear.

Cabot, get me an espresso.  Cabot hands coffee.  Paragon eyes it suspiciously.

Here Harding taste that.  Good?  Flips Harding a gold and sups it down greedily.

 Ugh, I've been awake for 48 hours.  Not what y'all (hehe) think, I daren't close my eyes in case Roly pulls a stunt after we shafted him and killed his OBB (old blob baby).  More coffee Cabot, ah f*uck that give me a mead.


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#5196
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:34

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OBB ROFLMAO
Sheesh Paragon is really paranoid about this.


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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:35

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Oooh found something!!!

 

http://forum.bioware...-soniquisition/

 

So apparently DA:I and Sonic are similar games...

 

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Pushes Harding into bar.

Check for booby (hur hur I said booby) traps.  Gets the all clear.

Cabot, get me an expresso.  Cabot hands coffee.  Paragon eyes it suspiciously.

Here Harding taste that.  Good?  Flips Harding a gold and sups it down greedily.

 Ugh, I've been awake for 48 hours.  Not what y'all (hehe) think, I daren't close my eyes in case Roly pulls a stunt after we shafted him and killed his OBB (old blob baby).  More coffee Cabot, ah f*uck that give me a mead.

 

Damn... I was about to get all hot and bothered. Dwarf boobs are hot. Nice and round... ;)

 

Wait. You killed Slimy?

I must've missed that. :crying:

 

I think you kinda did him a favour though...


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#5198
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:35

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OBB ROFLMAO
Sheesh Paragon is really paranoid about this.

 

Sounds like some modern internet aged slang word for "Oh baby"... which I suppose, is fitting in a number of diff ways. ;)


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#5199
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:37

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Ugh. Elves. They're just... too elfy.

Mmmmmmm elves
*drink*

Ahaha I saw that Sonic thread while at work but I was to dead and out of it to get beyond the title.


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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:42

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You and the Dame, huh? ;)

Naw, nothing like that.... well, maybe?  Wait, no... she was just using me for a pillow.

 

LMAO.

 

Mate... it really isn't THAT bad.

 

Wait.. I did find a snake in my room once. And NO.. not that. An actual reptile snake...

 

*snorts amusingly at bolded part*   Snakes found in my home, ever:  0 

 

Pushes Harding into bar.

Check for booby (hur hur I said booby) traps.  Gets the all clear.

Cabot, get me an espresso.  Cabot hands coffee.  Paragon eyes it suspiciously.

Here Harding taste that.  Good?  Flips Harding a gold and sups it down greedily.

 Ugh, I've been awake for 48 hours.  Not what y'all (hehe) think, I daren't close my eyes in case Roly pulls a stunt after we shafted him and killed his OBB (old blob baby).  More coffee Cabot, ah f*uck that give me a mead.

 

*rolls up quietly behind Lady Luster (ooh, I like that.. Lady Luster) and pops a paper bag*


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