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#5201
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:43

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Dwarf boobs are hot. Nice and round... ;)

 

:lol:  Let's be honest here, do you really find any boobs NOT hot?


#5202
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:46

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:lol:  Let's be honest here, do you really find any boobs NOT hot?

 

 

Yeah. These ones... the top ones... well, that's a "grey area". (Meaning, I don't know if I would or wouldn't.)

 

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Lucky bastard. I have a severe snake phobia... not much else scares me, but they do. Hahahahaha yes, fitting. Lesbian with a snake phobia.


#5203
Paragonslustre
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:50

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OBB ROFLMAO
Sheesh Paragon is really paranoid about this.

 

Too right I'm paranoid, I've seen his work.

 

Oooh found something!!!

 

http://forum.bioware...-soniquisition/

 

So apparently DA:I and Sonic are similar games...

 

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Damn... I was about to get all hot and bothered. Dwarf boobs are hot. Nice and round... ;)

 

Wait. You killed Slimy?

I must've missed that. :crying:

 

I think you kinda did him a favour though...

 

Well, technically we didn't kill him, but our (yes that's right) our practical joke led to the creation of something so hideous it had to be destroyed.  I daren't close my eyes in case I see it again.  Cabot, vodka.

 

 

 

Naw, nothing like that.... well, maybe?  Wait, no... she was just using me for a pillow.

 

 

*snorts amusingly at bolded part*   Snakes found in my home, ever:  0 

 

 

*rolls up quietly behind Lady Luster (ooh, I like that.. Lady Luster) and pops a paper bag*

 

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#5204
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:53

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Oh dis gon b gud.
*drinks and watches*


#5205
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 01:55

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Lucky bastard. I have a severe snake phobia... not much else scares me, but they do. Hahahahaha yes, fitting. Lesbian with a snake phobia.

 

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Luckily, you have Sera to protect you from those devilish "snakes" :D

 

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#5206
Paragonslustre
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:00

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Aaaaand OOL.  WTFFFFFFFFFF!

 

I drink to the conversation thread in the hope that my drinking to it will re-ignite it to the glorious thread I know it can be.  Chugs.  And the Raw Deal thread.  Chugs.  Come on baby, feed the DrinkQuisition.


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#5207
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:01

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Too right I'm paranoid, I've seen his work.

 

 

Well, technically we didn't kill him, but our (yes that's right) our practical joke led to the creation of something so hideous it had to be destroyed.  I daren't close my eyes in case I see it again.  Cabot, vodka.

 

 

 

 

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So should we call the "OBB" (oh baby) Kieran, now?


#5208
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:04

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Luckily, you have Sera to protect you from those devilish "snakes" :D

 

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RIGHT IN THE DANGLE BAG!! :lol:

 

Mate I ought to be protecting her... what with all of these entitled straight men complaining that they can't romance her... ;)


#5209
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:10

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So should we call the "OBB" (oh baby) Kieran, now?

 

I think we should never speak of it again, that and the Mileychicken.  I'm just going to tell myself that they were just bad dreams.  Throws vodka in eyes.   Aaaaahhh that'll do it.  Sniggers into glass trouser snakes ...

 

Right, I'm off to get me some ..... er .... sleep.  Yes sleep.  Later dudes.


#5210
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:16

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I think we should never speak of it again, that and the Mileychicken.  I'm just going to tell myself that they were just bad dreams.  Throws vodka in eyes.   Aaaaahhh that'll do it.  Sniggers into glass trouser snakes ...

 

Right, I'm off to get me some ..... er .... sleep.  Yes sleep.  Later dudes.

 

LMAO.

 

You know, you're lucky cause I was gonna post the Mileychicken... but then I got distracted. ;)

 

Alrighty... sweet dreams.


#5211
lynroy
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:17

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*inconspicuously takes notes while drinking*


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#5212
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:18

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wait, sleep? What's that? Ooh that thing that has eluded me this week? *drink* I should be asking myself why I don't go to sleep....whatever. *drink*


#5213
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:23

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wait, sleep? What's that? Ooh that thing that has eluded me this week? *drink* I should be asking myself why I don't go to sleep....whatever. *drink*

 

Why sleep when you can drink and post GIFs all day? ;)


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#5214
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:24

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Why sleep when you can drink and post GIFs all day? ;)

HELL YEAH!
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*drink*


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#5215
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:35

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Why does that image of the Krogan laughing make me think dirty things?


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#5216
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:38

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Because you are a dirty person. *drink*


#5217
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:39

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*inconspicuously takes notes while drinking*

 

Oddly enough, that one little line scares me more than anything I've seen in here all week...  :?


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#5218
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:45

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Oddly enough, that one little line scares me more than anything I've seen in here all week...  :?

 

Oh don't worry mate.

 

She's just drawing pics of Solas's weenie.

 

*Giggles like a schoolgirl on crack*


#5219
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:47

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Oddly enough, that one little line scares me more than anything I've seen in here all week...  :?

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*cough*


#5220
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:49

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*cough*

 

I got your back brah ;)


#5221
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:05

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To sorta quote your love buddy, "Pfft!  You can help by standing in front of me."

 

*drinks, because everyone knows drinking makes you immune to pranks!*  PRANK ARMOR!

 

EDIT:  Wot?! It's YOUR back she had?  *whimpers*  I am totally and completely screwed...

EDIT2:  Wait... I still have friends, POWERFUL friends...   Dame, dear...  perhaps time to form the Western Approach Pact??

 

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#5222
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:05

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I got your back brah ;)

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*drink*


#5223
Al Foley
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:07

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RIGHT IN THE DANGLE BAG!! :lol:

 

Mate I ought to be protecting her... what with all of these entitled straight men complaining that they can't romance her... ;)

they should just create a female character like I do. :P


#5224
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Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:09

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they should just create a female character like I do. :P

Heresy! Men don't make female characters! Just like women don't make male characters. :ph34r:  What crazy shenanigans are going on in your head, man?

 


#5225
Al Foley
Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:11

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Heresy! Men don't make female characters! Just like women don't make male characters. :ph34r:  What crazy shenanigans are going on in your head, man?

 

Meh I usually prefer playing as a woman. :P  In most games or don't mind it in the least.  Something that I have often been teased about by my parent(s) :unsure:


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