Drink one shot for every time this thread has been derailed.
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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Posté 11 février 2015 - 03:46
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Well, this thread certainly took a turn after I went back to sleep! I think I know the cure for that... Begins with "CHUG A MUG OF..."
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Posté 11 février 2015 - 03:49
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*awakens from drunken stupor*
Did I win?
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Posté 11 février 2015 - 03:51
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In much the same way that some lucky bastard passed out in a closet wins by not being arrested during the police raid? yeah, sure! 
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#505
Posté 11 février 2015 - 03:57
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In much the same way that some lucky bastard passed out in a closet wins by not being arrested during the police raid? yeah, sure!
Cabot, a round of drinks for everyone!
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#506
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 01:14
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I won!!!
And btw, which one of you fiends spiked my drink!?!?
I dreamt that I had an erotic spa bath with.............. the Broodmother. 
So fess up so I can stick an arrow in your face!!
#507
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 02:36
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Interesting timing on that threat! Just made Sera a special bow tonight. Course, after the fact I realized I forgot the "Just" at the beginning and I was low tier 3 metals to make another one, so she's stuck with a partial saying weapon at the moment.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 03:25
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What did we learn? Don't craft under the influence.
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#509
Posté 12 février 2015 - 10:00
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You could roleplay 'Just' arrows.
Exactly two months to go. Browsed YouTube and one quote already made my day. Couldn't help.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 10:44
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Interesting timing on that threat! Just made Sera a special bow tonight. Course, after the fact I realized I forgot the "Just" at the beginning and I was low tier 3 metals to make another one, so she's stuck with a partial saying weapon at the moment.
Interesting. I like it. Suits her perfectly.
What did we learn? Don't craft under the influence.
Oh man lucky I never played DA:I under the influence... I'd hate to imagine what my weapons would be named.
You could roleplay 'Just' arrows.
Exactly two months to go. Browsed YouTube and one quote already made my day. Couldn't help.Spoiler
Two months till what? I'm lost here... damn braincells are dying off by the second thanks to this game.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 11:06
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Two months until GoT season 5 airs.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 11:12
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Two months until GoT season 5 airs.
Two months!?!?
Before I can see the beauty of Lady Marjorie, the beauty of consistent gore and amazing decapitations.. the glory of Cersei Lannister getting what she deserves...
Wake me up when it airs.
#513
Posté 12 février 2015 - 11:17
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Pft, we already waited for nearly one year. Two months are nothing. 'Specially when we keep drinking like that 
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 11:29
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Pft, we already waited for nearly one year. Two months are nothing. 'Specially when we keep drinking like that
True... it'll be here before we know it and the wait in between will be nothing but a blur. 
I refuse to play this game today, btw... seriously. I don't want my dark secrets all over the BSN... or erotic dreams of the Broodmother.
Wait.
The real reason is... I'm out of rum and too lazy to go and get some.
How's ME going?
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#515
Posté 12 février 2015 - 11:59
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Hm... my fish died, my former not really interesting LI kind of dumped me (I guess), I fell in love head over heels (which I surely will regret, because I guess that my Interest isn't a LI. Don't know yet but I know my luck), Kelly told me that Garrus and I would make a cute couple (grrr!), found myself a Grunt... hrhr but didn't find any decent place to drink today.
And I'm pissed about the controls. Who thinks it's a good idea to put sprint and cover on one ****** button? The only reason for getting killed in that game is because I want to run elsewhere and accidentally take 'cover' where assholes can shoot me.
But the rest... can't complain. Better than ME 1 so far and a heck lot of fun.
Just so funny 'we want the exact real Shepard!'. Well... I was a Paragon first. Now I'm pissed. And it's hilarious, waving my tool in everybody's face
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 12:08
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Hm... my fish died, my former not really interesting LI kind of dumped me (I guess), I fell in love head over heels (which I surely will regret, because I guess that my Interest isn't a LI. Don't know yet but I know my luck), Keyll told me that Garrus and I would make a cute couple (grrr!), found myself a Grunt... hrhr but didn't find any decent place to drink today.
And I'm pissed about the controls. Who thinks it's a good idea to put sprint and cover on one ****** button? The only reason for getting killed in that game is because I want to run elsewhere and accidentally take 'cover' where assholes can shoot me.
But the rest... can't complain. Better than ME 1 so far and a heck lot of fun.
Just so funny 'we want the exact real Shepard!'. Well... I was a Paragon first. Now I'm pissed. And it's hilarious, waving my tool in everybody's face
Who was your not really interesting LI? Kaiden? Cause he's boring as bat poop.
I could tell you if your new "head over heels" is available.. or do you want it to be a surprise?
Grunt is my fave Krogan... probably the only one I like LOL. I guess Wrex was okay... but I killed him.
Trust me, the controls evolve over the course of the trilogy... ME1 = crap, ME2 = okayish, ME3 = beautiful.
I always play renegade... the downside of this, though, is if you want your Shep to be all pretty-like you have to pay to get the scarring otherwise playing Paragon will fix it naturally. What BS is that!? Good thing I kinda like the scarring and the evil red eyes... That's cool, though... being paragon and then renegade this time, cause your role-playing and creating "character development". Would make sense that a reasonable Shep would be all goody-goody and reasonable, get screwed over by the alliance and the council, get forced into working with Cerberus and get majorly peed off about everything.
The game is much bigger, too. The only thing I can complain about is the mining for resources... fetch-questing LOL. Oh and you pretty much have to kiss all your recruits' arses... well, you don't have to but trust me you miss out on a majority of the game's content if you refuse.. plus other reasons.
Damn it trying to avoid spoilers here. 
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 12:08
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Drink when I see Mages vs Templar threads
Drink at Wayne disapproval stare
Drink when a stright male complains about Cassandra or Alastair
Drink when I see I murdered knifed Anders.
Drink at Wayne disapproval stare
Drink when a stright male complains about Cassandra or Alastair
Drink when I see I murdered knifed Anders.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 12:15
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Drink when I see Mages vs Templar threads
Drink at Wayne disapproval stare
Drink when a male complains on Cassandra or Alastiar
Drink when I see I murdered knifed Anders
Are you drunk?
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 12:42
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Who was your not really interesting LI? Kaiden? Cause he's boring as bat poop.
I could tell you if your new "head over heels" is available.. or do you want it to be a surprise?
Grunt is my fave Krogan... probably the only one I like LOL. I guess Wrex was okay... but I killed him.
Trust me, the controls evolve over the course of the trilogy... ME1 = crap, ME2 = okayish, ME3 = beautiful.
I always play renegade... the downside of this, though, is if you want your Shep to be all pretty-like you have to pay to get the scarring otherwise playing Paragon will fix it naturally. What BS is that!? Good thing I kinda like the scarring and the evil red eyes...
The game is much bigger, too. The only thing I can complain about is the mining for resources...
Damn it trying to avoid spoilers here.
Yup, Kaidan. I kind of... fell over him. That flirting business with him was so damn vague, I just got it when Liara told me about it. And I only told her that Kaidan is special to me to get her off my back.
Yep, I want to be surprised. Which is why I am not googling. No googling before the first PT is done
Tss, you killed Wrex? How could you? I totally convinced him. We're bros. Well, we were, don't know what we're know.
Can't say much about Grunt yet, just activated him with the maximum of Cerberus pissiness. As you say, development is so important. And thanks a lot for the scar info. I read Chakwas Email about the removal and the 'scars might fade over time' and I was like 'WTF? It's bad enough I couldn't keep my old scars.' Damn, I love scars. And tattoos. And badass bitches who love my headshot skills.
And thanks for the asskissing tipp... I don't have all recruits yet, but those I got I already like. Much more interesting than ME 1. Character development does not only work for Shepard The only person who never wants to speak with me is Garrus
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 12:54
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Yup, Kaidan. I kind of... fell over him. That flirting business with him was so damn vague, I just got it when Liara told me about it. And I only told her that Kaidan is special to me to get her off my back.
Yep, I want to be surprised. Which is why I am not googling. No googling before the first PT is done
Tss, you killed Wrex? How could you? I totally convinced him. We're bros. Well, we were, don't know what we're know.
Can't say much about Grunt yet, just activated him with the maximum of Cerberus pissiness. As you say, development is so important. And thanks a lot for the scar info. I read Chakwas Email about the removal and the 'scars might fade over time' and I was like 'WTF? It's bad enough I couldn't keep my old scars.' Damn, I love scars. And tattoos. And badass bitches who love my headshot skills.
And thanks for the asskissing tipp... I don't have all recruits yet, but those I got I already like. Much more interesting than ME 1. Character development does not only work for Shepard
Ha! ME is pretty infamous for that... vague. Before you know it you're banging away and you have no idea why. I was irritated.. talking to Kaiden, didn't wanna sound like a b*tch so I picked a "nicer" sounding dialogue option.. the outcome? My Shep starts talking like some cheap wh*re So from now on.. if I don't want people hitting on me, b*tch it is...
Yep, you wanna keep that scarring and get some odd looking red eyes, keep being a renegade. If you go paragon, the scarring will heal. Love the message there, btw... if you want to look all pretty, you have to be a goody-goody. Well screw you BW, I happen to like my scarring!
If you liked Wrex you'll definitely love Grunt.. I think I like him because he's the "black sheep" of Krogan. They don't accept him cause he's tank-bred. So Jack's your "head over heels", hey? ... I will say no more, then. *Zips mouth*.
And don't worry... Garrus will come around. Shep and Garrus are buds for life! Or... nevermind. 
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 01:01
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Are you drunk?
Nope not yet at least a little buzzed lol.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 01:05
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Nope not yet at least a little buzzed lol.
Just buzzed?
You clearly aren't playing this game properly then.
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 01:46
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For the record, -I- didn't kill Wrex. Sweet baby Ashley did. She even waited to line up the shot because, you know, I was standing behind him. Now that's true love!
Inspirational music to play by but has spoilers in vid, so spoilered. Click at your own risk. It's the good, original version of the song, btw, not that crappy knockoff found in Shrek. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my induction port. Ya know... probably don't watch this until you're playing ME3...
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 02:02
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For the record, -I- didn't kill Wrex. Sweet baby Ashley did.
Inspirational music to play by but has spoilers in vid, so spoilered. Click at your own risk. It's the good, original version of the song, btw, not that crappy knockoff found in Shrek. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my induction port. Ya know... probably don't watch this until you're playing ME3...
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LMAO.
New rule in: If somebody tricks you into listening to some really cringe-worthy 80's music... take a drink.
(Still beats Shrek though... and hey, at least it wasn't Mother Giselle singing.)
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Posté 12 février 2015 - 02:11
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Cringe-worthy?! *indignant sputtering* *must mellow out... must play his "happy track" trio* *shares his happy track trio* *drinks to his happy track trio*
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