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*snickers*  Now I am having to wonder if Badonkadonk makes male characters, and if she does, does she freak out knowing she's flopping a trouse... well, you know.  I can just see it now as she's running through Emerald Graves:

 

"AH!  Wtf, something just touched my leg!  *checks*  "

 

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@Al:  I do about half and half, possibly leaning towards female being slightly more than half, but not by much.


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they should just create a female character like I do. :P

 

 

Meh I usually prefer playing as a woman. :P  In most games or don't mind it in the least.  Something that I have often been teased about by my parent(s) :unsure:

 

As I've seen somebody state on here before:

 

"If I'm going to stare at an arse for 90 hours... lesbians all the way."

 

Was that you? :lol:



#5228
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As I've seen somebody state on here before:

 

"If I'm going to stare at an arse for 90 hours... lesbians all the way."

 

Was that you? :lol:

*snort* um...no. :P  I actually make all my female characters either hetero (so far) or....asexual...or asexual because Vega is a freaking *****...cat.



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*snickers*  Now I am having to wonder if Badonkadonk makes male characters, and if she does, does she freak out knowing she's flopping a trouse... well, you know.  I can just see it now as she's running through Emerald Graves:

 

"AH!  Wtf, something just touched my leg!  *checks*  "

 

NoDarthVader.jpg

 

@Al:  I do about half and half, possibly leaning towards female being slightly more than half, but not by much.

 

Nah mate.

 

I once made a dangly bag Shep to plonk Miranda with... and one for Morrigan.

 

As for trouser snakes well... have you seen the nude models?

They're like vaginas anyway. ;)

 

Really I'm just playing a female with a manly jawline, no hips and no breasts. So... kinda like Cass and Josie...

 

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#5230
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Nah mate.

 

I once made a dangly bag Shep to plonk Miranda with... and one for Morrigan.

 

As for trouser snakes well... have you seen the nude models?

They're like vaginas anyway. ;)

 

Really I'm just playing a female with a manly jawline, no hips and no breasts. So... kinda like Cass and Josie...

 

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I wasn't going to post and then....Is that Schmitt?  Its Schmitt:D Or the actor who plays Schmitt but given how fast he is running I am pretty sure that is Schmitt. 



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You did not just say that...  I'm actually speechless!



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You did not just say that...  I'm actually speechless!

*in dagna voice* who said what now?



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Hehe, Badonkadonk and her comment about Josie and Cassie!

 

Badonka, just to show it's all good, I have a present for you!  Thought watching this might help you get your wolf on for the weekend :)  Please Maker, I hope you can see this in Aussieland because an alternate won't do.  It's the video, not the song, that is the present...

 

Spoiler

 

*Tries to drink, but fails as he can't take eyes off video...*



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I wasn't going to post and then....Is that Schmitt?  Its Schmitt:D Or the actor who plays Schmitt but given how fast he is running I am pretty sure that is Schmitt. 

 

Is it?

 

I dunno. It just seemed like the most suitable GIF to use at the time so... yeah.

 

 

You did not just say that...  I'm actually speechless!

 

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You know I'm just fuckin with you, right?

I like to pull the ****** out of what is posted on the BSN...

 

Besides, I have a new fixation. Jerry Springer. It's turning me into even more of an arse-biscuit. I've even made a new drinking game based around it... drink every time I hear "DING DING DING".. drink every time bitches with no brain-cells say wh*re or sl*t... drink every time they fight...


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#5235
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Is it?

 

I dunno. It just seemed like the most suitable GIF to use at the time so... yeah.

 

 

 

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You know I'm just fuckin with you, right?

I like to pull the ****** out of what is posted on the BSN...

 

Besides, I have a new fixation. Jerry Springer. It's turning me into even more of an arse-biscuit. I've even made a new drinking game based around it... drink every time I hear "DING DING DING".. drink every time bitches with no brain-cells say wh*re or sl*t... drink every time they fight...

oh...well...*drinks*



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Hehe, Badonkadonk and her comment about Josie and Cassie!

 

Badonka, just to show it's all good, I have a present for you!  Thought watching this might help you get your wolf on for the weekend :)  Please Maker, I hope you can see this in Aussieland because an alternate won't do.  It's the video, not the song, that is the present...

 

Spoiler

 

*Tries to drink, but fails as he can't take eyes off video...*

 

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*Hits mute*

 

NICE!!!

 

Just when I thought I'd already had enough woof... :whistle:



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oh...well...*drinks*

 

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*enters bar*

*growls*

*orders rum cask*

*driiiinks*

 

Spoiler

 

I. Am. Pissed. Piiiiissed!

*drinks*

BioWare store screwed up. I thought they must have shipped stuff to the EU before. Seems they didn't, or they just don't care.

*drinks*

The ****** invoice has to be attached outside of the box. Which isn't, as the nice letter from customs clearance told me today.

So now I have to go there and bring the stupid invoice. Great!

*drinks*

The damn shipment already costed nearly half the worth of the freaking hoodie.

*drinks*

And now - thanks to germany's great cc and their nearly non-existent business hours - I have to take half a day off work, drive to another city and wield around the invoice just to get a hoodie.

*drinks*

Besides they want me to show them the printed invoice. Printed! I'm not that oldschool, I don't have a ****** printer anymore!

*drinks*

Also I was informed that every day they keep stuff for me there, costs me money. The earliest day I can get away from work earlier is next Thursday.

*drinks*

 

*clears throat*looks around*

I. Will. Never. Ever. Buy. Anything. From. BioWare. Again.

Okay, that's a lie, but it feels good.

*drinks*



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Meh I usually prefer playing as a woman. :P  In most games or don't mind it in the least.  Something that I have often been teased about by my parent(s) :unsure:

For me it depends if the PC is fully voiced or not. :D Fully voiced and I prefer playing as a man, otherwise it's a woman. Seriously though for DAO I have maybe 3 or 4 male wardens, but about 12 female wardens. Compare that to DA2 where we get a fully voiced PC: 1 fem hawke to 10 male hawkes. In ME it's dude shep all the way with the occasional fem shep run just for Garrus romance. I enjoy listening to the men's voices more (especially that Harry-Hadden Paton). When I rolled a female character for the first time in DAI I kept wanting to go back to my dude elf because I missed his voice.

*cough* What are we drinking to again? Have you seen the nude mod for PC? HB isn't wrong.



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*Rage snip*

Whoa. That blows chunks and is all sorts of stupid! Go punch some nerds, it helps! What hoodie did you order out of curiosity? I just bought another shirt last week that arrived a couple of days ago.
 


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Whoa. That blows chunks and is all sorts of stupid! Go punch some nerds, it helps! What hoodie did you order out of curiosity? I just bought another shirt last week that arrived a couple of days ago.
 

Hm... okay. Thanks for the invitation, that's very thoughtful and kind.

*punches Iron Roy*

 

Eh, the Inquisition Ladies Hoodie. Which I ordered in January, was supposed to be shipped in February and really was shipped in March. I seem to have some kind of a streak.


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*enters bar*

*growls*

*orders rum cask*

*driiiinks*

 

Spoiler

 

I. Am. Pissed. Piiiiissed!

*drinks*

BioWare store screwed up. I thought they must have shipped stuff to the EU before. Seems they didn't, or they just don't care.

*drinks*

The ****** invoice has to be attached outside of the box. Which isn't, as the nice letter from customs clearance told me today.

So now I have to go there and bring the stupid invoice. Great!

*drinks*

The damn shipment already costed nearly half the worth of the freaking hoodie.

*drinks*

And now - thanks to germany's great cc and their nearly non-existent business hours - I have to take half a day off work, drive to another city and wield around the invoice just to get a hoodie.

*drinks*

Besides they want me to show them the printed invoice. Printed! I'm not that oldschool, I don't have a ****** printer anymore!

*drinks*

Also I was informed that every day they keep stuff for me there, costs me money. The earliest day I can get away from work earlier is next Thursday.

*drinks*

 

*clears throat*looks around*

I. Will. Never. Ever. Buy. Anything. From. BioWare. Again.

Okay, that's a lie, but it feels good.

*drinks*

 

Jeez. I thought Australia was bad for that ****...

 

There, there. It'll be alright.

 

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#5243
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For me it depends if the PC is fully voiced or not. :D Fully voiced and I prefer playing as a man, otherwise it's a woman. Seriously though for DAO I have maybe 3 or 4 male wardens, but about 12 female wardens. Compare that to DA2 where we get a fully voiced PC: 1 fem hawke to 10 male hawkes. In ME it's dude shep all the way with the occasional fem shep run just for Garrus romance. I enjoy listening to the men's voices more (especially that Harry-Hadden Paton). When I rolled a female character for the first time in DAI I kept wanting to go back to my dude elf because I missed his voice.

*cough* What are we drinking to again? Have you seen the nude mod for PC? HB isn't wrong.

I make the decision same wise, just opposite...well sort of.  I mean I really enjoyed my Male Warden and stuff though ll my subsequent Wardens have been female...but meh...let me try again.  It comes down to for me the quality of the voice acting which then leads to the quality of enjoyment I get out of that character usually.  I might have more Wardens who are female, but still tend to think of them as male.  I may have more Shepard's who are male, but Abigail will always be number one.  Mind you the game where the quality of voice acting seems to be the most equal (at least among the Brit voices) Is Inquisition.  



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For me it depends if the PC is fully voiced or not. :D Fully voiced and I prefer playing as a man, otherwise it's a woman. Seriously though for DAO I have maybe 3 or 4 male wardens, but about 12 female wardens. Compare that to DA2 where we get a fully voiced PC: 1 fem hawke to 10 male hawkes. In ME it's dude shep all the way with the occasional fem shep run just for Garrus romance. I enjoy listening to the men's voices more (especially that Harry-Hadden Paton). When I rolled a female character for the first time in DAI I kept wanting to go back to my dude elf because I missed his voice.

*cough* What are we drinking to again? Have you seen the nude mod for PC? HB isn't wrong.

Hrhr, I'm the complete opposite. Whenever I can choose the sex it's female. The only time I made a guy in Dragon Age was to seduce Dorian. And I went only half the way because... well, I don't want my mage to look like a bodybilder with those small hips and broad shoulders.

And ME... whoa! I listened to maleShep's voice on YouTube and I don't even want to compare that to the awesomeness of Jennifer Hale ;)

 

Jeez. I thought Australia was bad for that ****...

 

There, there. It'll be alright.

 

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HB, when you are complete raging fury... does a hug help you? O.o

Also: Did I ever mention that I dislike Supernatural? ;)


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Hm... okay. Thanks for the invitation, that's very thoughtful and kind.

*punches Iron Roy*

 

Eh, the Inquisition Ladies Hoodie. Which I ordered in January, was supposed to be shipped in February and really was shipped in March. I seem to have some kind of a streak.

*pulls self back up to the bar* Ow. Happy to be of assistance. Ugh that is some serious bullshit.


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Hrhr, I'm the complete opposite. Whenever I can choose the sex it's female. The only time I made a guy in Dragon Age was to seduce Dorian. And I went only half the way because... well, I don't want my mage to look like a bodybilder with those small hips and broad shoulders.

And ME... whoa! I listened to maleShep's voice on YouTube and I don't even want to compare that to the awesomeness of Jennifer Hale ;)

 

HB, when you are complete raging fury... does a hug help you? O.o

Also: Did I ever mention that I dislike Supernatural? ;)

 

Ahh... no.

 

Point taken.

 

My bad.

 

Is this better?

 

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Hrhr, I'm the complete opposite. Whenever I can choose the sex it's female. The only time I made a guy in Dragon Age was to seduce Dorian. And I went only half the way because... well, I don't want my mage to look like a bodybilder with those small hips and broad shoulders.

And ME... whoa! I listened to maleShep's voice on YouTube and I don't even want to compare that to the awesomeness of Jennifer Hale ;)

 

HB, when you are complete raging fury... does a hug help you? O.o

Also: Did I ever mention that I dislike Supernatural? ;)

Jen Hale is boring as Shepard  :ph34r: YEAH I WENT THERE! 

Hugs do nothing for raging fury. Smashing things with a firetruck or punching people works better.



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Jen Hale is boring as Shepard  :ph34r: YEAH I WENT THERE! 

Hugs do nothing for raging fury. Smashing things with a firetruck or punching people works better.

*drinks* :P


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Jen Hale is boring as Shepard  :ph34r: YEAH I WENT THERE! 

Hugs do nothing for raging fury. Smashing things with a firetruck or punching people works better.

 

Everyone is boring as everyone.

 

YEAH I WENT THERE.



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Everyone is boring as everyone.

 

YEAH I WENT THERE.

OH SNAP! 
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*drink*