The cake was a lie ![]()
edit: TOP!

The cake was a lie ![]()
edit: TOP!

So, I really want to chat up Cassandra with Verse just so I can see her 'rejecting a female Inky' scene. It is supposed to be pretty cute and I want to see it.
The cake was a lie
Are you questioning the existence of my cake? Fine... what about some deadly neurotoxin?
Are you questioning the existence of my cake? Fine... what about some deadly neurotoxin?
The cake existed. I just ate it before anyone could get a second glance.
And now the Will is here... what are you going to do now, Poodle? now that you just admitted you ate her cake...
DAMMIT, LIGHTNING
DAMMIT, LYNROY. Why didn't you stop me?!
And now the Will is here... what are you going to do now, Poodle? now that you just admitted you ate her cake...
It was a very delicious cake. You really should have had some. Mmmm! Best cake I've ever had my whole life.
I TOTALLY SET YOU UP! Everything went according to plan.DAMMIT, LYNROY. Why didn't you stop me?!
I TOTALLY SET YOU UP! Everything went according to plan.
You! You! ... What plan?
Roaming is the only person I know who romances Josephine and the pics are always so gorgeous.
Now..
*glances around sleepily at everyone*
Stop all the yelling!! ...
Please... there was meant to be a please.
Decoy cake.You! You! ... What plan?
Roaming is the only person I know who romances Josephine and the pics are always so gorgeous.
Now..
*glances around sleepily at everyone*
Stop all the yelling!! ...
Please... there was meant to be a please.

Decoy cake.
De- decoy cake?
*slams hands over her ears and hits Sparkles with a double lightning bolt*
.. I need a hurricane.
Page 2100 and no champagne, confetti, balloons, or cake?
I drank the last cask of champagne in one draught.
*hic*
Yup.
... I don't feel so good... ![]()
I hope it was delicious.I drank the last cask of champagne in one draught.
*hic*
... I don't feel so good...
The very first time any of my mages looked armoured enough to go face to face with a dragon.

The very first time any of my mages looked armoured enough to go face to face with a dragon.
Why must stupid people make simple things excessively complicated? No, i don't wan't the building skeleton key issued to me. First of all i'm not necessary on duty everytime and secondly hell will freeze over before i take responsibility of a frigging skeleton key beyond my shift. I want to our people to be able sign out the key from you knuckleheads and return it to you at the end of the shift. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!? Argh.

*drinks*
Yeah, it's one of those mondays ![]()