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[LightningPoodle]

Spoiler

 

Master thread slightly off-topic.

 

Spoiler

Spoilered because nipple.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Why even bother....

[the Dame]

 

And I'm off to Frostback Basin.

[LightningPoodle]

If I wake up and this thread is locked...

 

I best finish up then...

[LightningPoodle]

Why even bother....

 

Because... I don't want to see it locked either.

[ravenesse]

Sure... the moment the Grand Dame arrives, I'm OOL and have to leave. Ugh.

 

Baba, guys!

 

 

Spoiler

Spoilered because nipple.

Aaand:

Spoiler

Yay! Nipples!

Besides, nipple less and therefor totally innocent:

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Well the image that earned me my warning point was spoilered...

[LightningPoodle]

 

Alright, alright. You can stop hammering the door. *finishes off Rivaini and steps out of the room to find somewhere he can clean himself up*   

[the Dame]

Sure... the moment the Grand Dame arrives, I'm OOL and have to leave. Ugh.

 

Baba, guys!

 

 

 

Well the image that earned me my warning point was spoilered...

 

Ladies?

[LightningPoodle]

Well the image that earned me my warning point was spoilered...

 

I'm sorry. I expect to get one or more myself after this... as well as something unsanitary. 

 

Everyone, I apologise for our... escapade. It won't happen again.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

 

Ladies?

[LightningPoodle]

Oh. Dame. I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were here. If... If I had known, I would have greeted you at the door and made ready your foot rest I've kept just for you. I apologise. I should not have made you wait. 

[the Dame]

 

 

 

 

 

Oh. Dame. I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were here. If... If I had known, I would have greeted you at the door and made ready your foot rest I've kept just for you. I apologise. I should not have made you wait. 

 

Don't worry about it, Poodle.

I understand you were... preoccupied. 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Hell yeah, Dame knows. Bottoms up!

[LightningPoodle]

Don't worry about it, Poodle.

I understand you were... preoccupied. 

 

No, no. It's no excuse. Here, just for you. *pulls out a luxurious foot rest for you* Would you like a foot massage or something? How can I make it up to you, dear Dame?!

[the Dame]

Hell yeah, Dame knows. Bottoms up!

 

 

No, no. It's no excuse. Here, just for you. *pulls out a luxurious foot rest for you* Would you like a foot massage or something? How can I make it up to you, dear Dame?!

 

Considering what I witnessed earlier, I think I'll pass a massage for today.

But thank you for offering it, it's really thoughtful of you.

[LightningPoodle]

Considering what I witnessed earlier, I think I'll pass a massage for today.

But thank you for offering it, it's really thoughtful of you.

 

Okay... Well if you should ever want me to do anything, just ask and I'll do it. Foot rub? Insect slaying? Something you punch because you are angry? Not a problem. 

[the Dame]

Okay... Well if you should ever want me to do anything, just ask and I'll do it. Foot rub? Insect slaying? Something you punch because you are angry? Not a problem. 

 

 

Ok, Sparkles.

I think I can come up with few fade-touched insects who are in desperate need of slaying.

And I do not punch things when I'm angry. 

Wait.

[Donk]

Poodle doesn't waste time one down, straight to another.

Well.. That was interesting. And by that I mean picking up DAI again..

Ready your drinking, here it comes!

*Seems faster and less clunky. The bending down to pick flowers has also increased in speed.. This I'm happy with.

*Wardrobe is good.. Pity the best outfit makes my dwarfs arse look weird.. I will show a screenie at a later time, not now as I'm on mobile and waiting for the tranquilliser to kick in.

*AI is retarded. I no longer fear taking on big armoured Buff dudes with two handed weapons because they just stand there and do nothing now..

*Banter maybe getting better? Had a couple of Solas and Sera discussions which sadly reminded me of the BSN and the andruil theories.. Ugh.

*New patch has made my dwarfs face slightly off.. She's still pretty and everything but.. I dunno she looks kinda weird now

[LightningPoodle]

Back from your hiatus I see. Good to have you around, Donk. 

[Donk]

Back from your hiatus I see. Good to have you around, Donk.

Lol.

Pfft that hiatus was a failure. I returned earlier, pissed because DAI wasn't working. I had to reinstall it so I thought screw it, why not.

[the Dame]

Poodle doesn't waste time one down, straight to another.

Well.. That was interesting. And by that I mean picking up DAI again..

Ready your drinking, here it comes!

*Seems faster and less clunky. The bending down to pick flowers has also increased in speed.. This I'm happy with.

*Wardrobe is good.. Pity the best outfit makes my dwarfs arse look weird.. I will show a screenie at a later time, not now as I'm on mobile and waiting for the tranquilliser to kick in.

*AI is retarded. I no longer fear taking on big armoured Buff dudes with two handed weapons because they just stand there and do nothing now..

*Banter maybe getting better? Had a couple of Solas and Sera discussions which sadly reminded me of the BSN and the andruil theories.. Ugh.

*New patch has made my dwarfs face slightly off.. She's still pretty and everything but.. I dunno she looks kinda weird now

 

Donk is back! 

 

Slumber party is in order!

[LightningPoodle]

 

-snip-

 

Ok, Sparkles.

I think I can come up with few fade-touched insects who are in desperate need of slaying.

And I do not punch things when I'm angry. 

Wait.

 

Whatever you need.   *kits himself out with bug spray, fly-swatters and mosquito nets and sets out to slay the damned insects*

[Donk]

Donk is back!


Slumber party is in order!

Dame!!

Yeah.. I decided to stick around. On the condition that there is no spoilers on this new dlc. That's what I was worried about, mostly.

Funny.. Earlier the gang were reminiscing about the old days.. And a certain toddlers and tiaras gif war