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#53076
Donk

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I admit to not knowing what 'considerated' means.

 

Well feck me dead, shave my back and call me Branka.. why did I do that? :blink: I blame these effing meds I'm on.

 

 

Either way, you're stuck and you have to thin out on it. And while you're at it, please keep the spoilers away. Thanks!

 

 

Wait, what? The building burned down? *looks around*

*drinks*drinks*drinks* I've been away far too long.

*stares to the person next to me* And I see spirits. Unfade-ish looking MaryDens.

*freaks out*

 

 

But... I wanna bring german culture to Australia.

(Even though I just read we're most skilled at burning places down atm.)

 

Culture can get in my mouth ;)

 

*Fangirl squee* TOP! TOP! TOP!

 

Ummm.. oh I know, I'll show off my dwarf in her new outfit.

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Does that seem right to you?


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#53077
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The moment you realise the bunch of us are really, really bored and waiting now.. bahaha



#53078
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Someone already tried that. I was just saying the DrinkQuisiton was created because of the whinging.

Oh yeah I remember that. It didn't take off very well.. and to think, I pledged an allegiance and all.

 

Ha, I remember that thread!  WhineQuisition


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#53079
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Either way, you're stuck and you have to thin out on it. And while you're at it, please keep the spoilers away. Thanks!

 

*stops struggling and accepts his fate* Can someone bring me my Dr Pepper please... I'm gonna be here a while.



#53080
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The moment you realise the bunch of us are really, really bored and waiting now.. bahaha

 

Anxious, eager..

 

In other news, Solas called me his friend today. I actually went, "Awwwwwww.".. then had to do a double take.


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#53081
Tragedienne of Heavens

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Ha, I remember that thread!  WhineQuisition

Aaah... those were good times

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*Tries to hide "Member Since 06 May 2015"* ...what?

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#53082
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April 2015 or me, I was such a good lurker for years I never actually made a forum account until this year.



#53083
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*stops struggling and accepts his fate* Can someone bring me my Dr Pepper please... I'm gonna be here a while.

Everyone who gives him calories or sugar will have to duel me first.



#53084
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Aaah... those were good times

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*Tries to hide "Member Since 06 May 2015"* ...what?

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April 2015 or me, I was such a good lurker for years I never actually made a forum account until this year.

 

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I didn't even think twice about lurkers.

 

Makes me wonder... what must you think of us? And in particular, me? :lol:


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#53085
Tragedienne of Heavens

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*Fangirl squee* TOP! TOP! TOP!

 

Ummm.. oh I know, I'll show off my dwarf in her new outfit.

-snip-

Does that seem right to you?

OMG :o  :o dat arse does seem right to mee ;)  ;)  :wub:  <3  :kissing:

 

-snip-

I didn't even think twice about lurkers.

Makes me wonder... what must you think of us? And in particular, me?  :lol:

I thought you were incredibly funny, one of my favourite posters. And about the DQ, well... I joined the forum because of it and have 2481 posts, nuff said.


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#53086
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Everyone who gives him calories or sugar will have to duel me first.

 

*lightning bolt paralyses Ravenesse and gives Sparkles his dr pepper while she can't move*



#53087
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Everyone who gives him calories or sugar will have to duel me first.

 

Is this so his stamina increases when you say 'hello' to zoophilia? Or is it so he can stick it in easier?

 

You know, this is popular in female zoophiliac circles..

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And ironically, full of calories and sugar ;)



#53088
Beren Von Ostwick

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Makes me wonder... what must you think of us? And in particular, me? :lol:

 

Probably something like...

 

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#53089
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OMG :o  :o dat arse does seem right to mee ;)  ;)  :wub:  <3  :kissing:

 
 

I thought you were incredibly funny, one of my favourite posters.

 

1.) LMAO. You are completely joking right? Her butt looks like she stuffed a couple of nugs down her backside.. I'm not impressed!! :P

 

2.) Honoured, my lady. *Takes a bow*



#53090
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Lies. Everyone knows Mad Max is a documentary of aussie life  :P

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You should see the Big Nothing storms in the game, it's awesome.



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Oh, let me guess! Knee cap? Shin? Weenus?

 

Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

 

Where's the Weenus?

 

Yes! Enlighten us, Lyn!

 

The moment you realise the bunch of us are really, really bored and waiting now.. bahaha

 

This is an accurate description of me.

 

Oh, I can only imagine the look on their faces when I pop up to buy PaySafeCard and tell them I can only pay in 1, 2 and 5CZK coins. The DLC is somewhere in the 400 range, by the way. Gonna be GLORIOUS. I have that to keep me going until it gets here.

 

Aaah... those were good times

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*Tries to hide "Member Since 06 May 2015"* ...what?

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What? Where? I can't see it.

 

April 2015 or me, I was such a good lurker for years I never actually made a forum account until this year.

 

Don't worry the two of you. I've only been around a bit over a year.


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#53092
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Probably something like...

 

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I'd go for mind bleach myself.



#53093
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Everyone who gives him calories or sugar will have to duel me first.

 

... *sighs*

 

*lightning bolt paralyses Ravenesse and gives Sparkles his dr pepper while she can't move*

 

*sips a bit before Rivaini gets back up*



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1.) LMAO. You are completely joking right? Her butt looks like she stuffed a couple of nugs down her backside.. I'm not impressed!! :P

 

2.) Honoured, my lady. *Takes a bow*

Of course I am, the only booty I'm interested in is this one  vvv (or younger brother's)

I can't believe I actually did this.

Spoiler

 

 

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#53095
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Since you guys asked, weenus is simply the skin on your elbow. It's not offensive, it only sounds offensive.

Well feck me dead, shave my back and call me Branka.. why did I do that? :blink: I blame these effing meds I'm on.

 

 

 

Culture can get in my mouth ;)

 

*Fangirl squee* TOP! TOP! TOP!

 

Ummm.. oh I know, I'll show off my dwarf in her new outfit.

*snip*

Does that seem right to you?

There is defo something wrong there....

 

Anxious, eager..

 

In other news, Solas called me his friend today. I actually went, "Awwwwwww.".. then had to do a double take.

:lol: ROFLMAO *drinking doesn't work when laughing*


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#53096
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Of course I am, the only booty I'm interested in is this one (or younger brother's) vvv

 

Sadly, even I agree that one looks better than my dwarf :crying: and to think.. she looked good in those beige pyjamas! I would change back but I'm kinda sick of looking at them, tbh.

 

I noticed you can use armour at Skyhold.. but they all suck.



#53097
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*currently wondering if she's going to be slapped with a warning point for elbow skin*


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#53098
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Since you guys asked, weenus is simply the skin on your elbow. It's not offensive, it only sounds offensive.

There is defo something wrong there....

 

:lol: ROFLMAO *drinking doesn't work when laughing*

 

Well.. it was cute. :blink: In a totally, platonic 3D pixel way.

 

I think I may be bugged though.. I still can't initiate his personal quest. All new faded for her.. and I have exhausted all dialogue too. Any ideas?



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*currently wondering if she's going to be slapped with a warning point for elbow skin*

 

*Meanwhile, Donk posts a picture of a granny pornstar getting ploughed by a unicorn, and gets away with it.*


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#53100
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Sadly, even I agree that one looks better than my dwarf :crying: and to think.. she looked good in those beige pyjamas! I would change back but I'm kinda sick of looking at them, tbh.

 

I noticed you can use armour at Skyhold.. but they all suck.

It honestly looks like an old lady backside, you know when they get old and everything sags.... *drink*


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