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[the Dame]

Man, this day just didn't go my way.  Craptastic Ritts bombed on me, and then my attempt to start a righteous redneck social justice campaign fell totally flat.  *cries*

 

Thank God the weekend starts tomorrow evening.

 

snip

 

 "...lazy Anna, lazy Anna, 

Fattest woman who I know..."

 

To sorta quote your love buddy, "Pfft!  You can help by standing in front of me."

 

*drinks, because everyone knows drinking makes you immune to pranks!*  PRANK ARMOR!

 

EDIT:  Wot?! It's YOUR back she had?  *whimpers*  I am totally and completely screwed...

EDIT2:  Wait... I still have friends, POWERFUL friends...   Dame, dear...  perhaps time to form the Western Approach Pact??

 

 

You chose wisely, my friend 

One problem though, I can't ally with you against my other friends, sorry.

As we say: "When two are quarreling, third should not intervene".

So more likely I'll allow some moderate damage to happen.

And then we will reconcile, toast and drink to the peace and friendship! 

 

That reminds me of the weird bug I once had during Sera's prank 'quest' *glances to the dame* I know, you know.

Spoiler

That was when I wondered a little about the background.

 

And that was when I completely freaked out about the background

 

^ This one is one of my favs. Gods of Bad Screenshots favours you 

[ThreeF]

I know basically nothing about AC. Never played them, but I watched my brothers play enough to know I was not interested in them. *drink* Black Flag is the only one that makes me a little curious because pirates. *drink.

 

I don't like stealth games much, but I've always been interested in the story of AC games, it seems to be interesting.

[the Dame]

this is just getting through to my tired brain...well tired brain or being punched twice in the face....both.
what!?

 

 

Your moustache intact, so I'm good   *drinks some rum*

[lynroy]

 

You chose wisely, my friend 

One problem though, I can't ally with you against my other friends, sorry.

As we say: "When two are quarreling, third should not intervene".

So more likely I'll allow some moderate damage to happen.

And then we will reconcile, toast and drink to the peace and friendship! 

Sounds like a good plan to me! *drink*
 

 

 

Your moustache intact, so I'm good   *drinks some rum*

LOL stache is all real again, no fennec replacement needed anymore.

[ravenesse]

-snips-

 

 

Ahem! So.... how are the controls (on  PC) for Assassin Creed Black Flag? The little chat about pirates a little while ago got me interested.  I remember trying to play the first game, but had to give up because of controls.

Sorry, can't help there. I quit the first game for the same reason. Now I've got a gamepad.

 

 "...lazy Anna, lazy Anna, 

Fattest woman who I know..."

 

 

You chose wisely, my friend 

One problem though, I can't ally with you against my other friends, sorry.

As we say: "When two are quarreling, third should not intervene".

So more likely I'll allow some moderate damage to happen.

And then we will reconcile, toast and drink to the peace and friendship! 

 

 

^ This one is one of my favs. Gods of Bad Screenshots favours you 

Hrhr, and we got a saying: 'When two argue, the third one gets lucky.'

 

Yah, this god and the god of glitches and bugs. I'm a very blessed person

 

 

Sounds like a good plan to me! *drink*
 

 

LOL stache is all real again, no fennec replacement needed anymore.

Wow, that was fast. Grown a beard like a real man! And those black eyes really suit you. Should wear them more often and as a badge of... well:

[lynroy]

Love you too, Rivaini.

[ravenesse]

What can I say?

When it comes to making compliments, I'm a manly man.

[lynroy]

And that's what I love about it

*drink*

[the Dame]

Sounds like a good plan to me! *drink*
 

 

LOL stache is all real again, no fennec replacement needed anymore.

 

Good, good! A fennec extensions is old fashioned as I heard from Viv..

(Yes, I can call her "Viv" .... Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv!!!!!!! )

, but as Rivaini wrote below, we decided you need a beard.

 

 

Sorry, can't help there. I quit the first game for the same reason. Now I've got a gamepad.

 

Hrhr, and we got a saying: 'When two argue, the third one gets lucky.'

 

Yah, this god and the god of glitches and bugs. I'm a very blessed person

 

While two fighting for a cake, third just takes the cake

[ravenesse]

My big imaginary balls?

 

Complete different topic. I was wondering why ME and me didn't click the first three times I tried it. Now I figured.

I also watched some other cutscenes for comparison and it's horrible! It's like the whole game is voiced by a horde of undead Elcor. (And 'beide ihre Eltern' sounds like Yoda to me)

[ravenesse]

Good, good! A fennec extensions is old fashioned as I heard from Viv..

(Yes, I can call her "Viv" .... Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv!!!!!!! )

, but as Rivaini wrote below, we decided you need a beard.

 

 

 

While two fighting for a cake, third just takes the cake

Aaaw, now you start posting gifs of him? I love you!

I do!

And Iron Roy, of course.

And all the rest who's sleeping right now.

******.

But beloved ******!

 

Hm. Okay. I searched for cake gifs. I got boobies.

I love the internet and dedicate those to my favorite internet female-parts adorer.

[lynroy]

LOL Cake --->boobs....makes sense.

Beard guys? Really? Do you know how many favors to mages I'd have to make to get that? Not to mention a trip to the other side of Ferelden...

[ravenesse]

LOL Cake --->boobs....makes sense.

Beard guys? Really? Do you know how many favors to mages I'd have to make to get that? Not to mention a trip to the other side of Ferelden...

*stares* I have to admit, these are quite hypnotic boobs O.O

 

Hrhrhr, no. Tell us Iron Roy, what kind of favors are these? And how many?

Besides, you could have stick with the fennec... so don't complain!

[the Dame]

Aaaw, now you start posting gifs of him? I love you!

I do!

And Iron Roy, of course.

And all the rest who's sleeping right now.

******.

But beloved ******!

 

Hm. Okay. I searched for cake gifs. I got boobies.

I love the internet and dedicate those to my favorite internet female-parts adorer.

 

 I like how unintentionally awesome I can be 

 

LOL Cake --->boobs....makes sense.

Beard guys? Really? Do you know how many favors to mages I'd have to make to get that? Not to mention a trip to the other side of Ferelden...

 

You know, it's better not to speak about this "place" in public...

[lynroy]

I ain't sayin' nothin'.
*drink*

[ravenesse]

 I like how unintentionally awesome I can be 

And just like that, the magic is gone.

 

Also I have to admit that I have no idea what you two are not talking about.

[the Dame]

I ain't sayin' nothin'.
*drink*

 

First rule of the Club 

 

And just like that, the magic is gone.

 

Also I have to admit that I have no idea what you two are not talking about.

 

 

As for me, we have Morrigan to worry about "restoring magic".. As long as I being served in this bar, I don't care 

[lynroy]

  

*drains mug, slams it on bar*
Sleep time. Ladies, gents.
*stumbles out the door*

[turuzzusapatuttu]

I wish I had that bug where Sera is naked...

 

 

So do I...

[turuzzusapatuttu]

LOL Cake --->boobs....makes sense.

Beard guys? Really? Do you know how many favors to mages I'd have to make to get that? Not to mention a trip to the other side of Ferelden...

 

Killing two birds with a stone   

 

 

I guess that Martin had an exciting night...

 

I'll drink to him! To Martin!

 

*drink*

[Paragonslustre]

Skips into bar jauntily as a result of a good 'sleep' and no pranks.

 

 

Time differences, this place f*ucking sucks when it's empty, where's all me buddies?  

Sighs

Cabot, hit me hard (yeah not like last time you shithead).  Well, at least I had a good kip, although I thought Roly would have come up with something better than a stupid bag.

Looks around.  Clutches chest

Arrrggghhhhh!  WTF!!  Oh the fecking drink has caught up with me, where's a fecking healer when you need one.  Ugh Ugh Ugh ..... goodbye  ...... DrinkQuisition .... I ..... love .... all .... of ......  you  ... gasp ... choke     

Gone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wakes up

 

That BASTARD!

 

Passes out again.

[MonkeyLungs]

What the f*** is up milk drinkers! I was sober for 8 days!!! EIGHT days of BS sobriety but my body needed it and my mind needed to know it could do it ... but tonight? Drinking mugs of mead and another mugs of mead ...

 

In don't grow good beards but grow epic goatees but for now I rock the very best soul patch on earth planet ...

 

I hope all of you are doing very well ...

 

"If anybody is listening I need a new apartment, something spooky with a garden ..."

 

FUNDRAISER CONCERT!!!

 

 

"A mansion a ranch and a camp and a town.

A mother***cking store with a floor made of scalps!"

[ThreeF]

A mother***cking store with a floor made of scalps!"

crunchy

[MonkeyLungs]

Swanky!

[Eternal Phoenix]

I'm reading the posts here trying to find the meaning behind them and then I just realized....

 

...everyone in this thread is drunk.

 

That or you're crazier than everyone from Off Topic!