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#53626
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It is kinda funny...


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#53627
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3 - 5 working days for my student loan to process! WHY THE F*CK DID THEY TELL ME IT WOULD BE IN MY ACCOUNT ON THE 7TH?! THIS IS HORSESH*T!

 

And the store was out of Dr Pepper... I had to settle for Pepsi. This day is the worst!

 

Poods. You're not me.

 

You haven't spent three months in friggin' Mountfield. Handling BAGS OF GOD DAMN DIRT. LITERALLY. BAGS. OF. DIRT.

 

Trust me, you're a happy man if settling for Pepsi instead of Dr. Pepper is the most of your problems.

 

 

Edit: Well, snap. That probably came out a lot worse than I intended. Let me try to reiterate: Don't worry about it. It's fine.


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#53628
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Poods. You're not me.

 

You haven't spent three months in friggin' Mountfield. Handling BAGS OF GOD DAMN DIRT. LITERALLY. BAGS. OF. DIRT.

 

Trust me, you're a happy man if settling for Pepsi instead of Dr. Pepper is the most of your problems.

 

 

Edit: Well, snap. That probably came out a lot worse than I intended. Let me try to reiterate: Don't worry about it. It's fine.

 

Handling dirt doesn't sound so bad. I'd happily do that.



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Handling dirt doesn't sound so bad. I'd happily do that.

 

I have my doubts, to be honest...



#53630
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I have my doubts, to be honest...

 

You doubt I'd like it? I worked in the chiller section of a warehouse for 2 months... Loud noises, stacking boxes that are all random sizes and hoping it doesn't topple over, making sure you don't drive into someone... Carrying bags of dirt on my own sounds pretty good to me.



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You doubt I'd like it? I worked in the chiller section of a warehouse for 2 months... Loud noises, stacking boxes that are all random sizes and hoping it doesn't topple over, making sure you don't drive into someone... Carrying bags of dirt on my own sounds pretty good to me.

 

I seem to have not considered the whole truth. I apologize, I lacked sufficient information to come to the correct summary of the situation.

 

In other words: Whoops. Didn't know, sorry. Might not be that bad for you, but trust me, it was a pretty crap job.



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CHOO CHOO HYPE TRAIN IS ARRIVING TO THE STATION! PLEASE STAND AWAY FROM THE PLATFORM EDGES! CHOO CHOO!


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3 - 5 working days for my student loan to process! WHY THE F*CK DID THEY TELL ME IT WOULD BE IN MY ACCOUNT ON THE 7TH?! THIS IS HORSESH*T!

 

And the store was out of Dr Pepper... I had to settle for Pepsi. This day is the worst!

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She's awesome. But I'd rather be Garrus, because the whole "I'm a man" thing.

 

Still, it felt fitting to how Beren was bullsh*tting.

 

*waves fist in Berens general direction*

 

 

Oh, you did NOT just say that.

 

 

One day, we'll find out you ARE actually a Prothean.

 

 

Except it isn't very funny...

I laughed.


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#53634
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I seem to have not considered the whole truth. I apologize, I lacked sufficient information to come to the correct summary of the situation.

 

In other words: Whoops. Didn't know, sorry. Might not be that bad for you, but trust me, it was a pretty crap job.

 

I prefer being alone when it comes to work. I don't really care what the work is so long as I'm not bothered by anyone. Might not be the best job in the world, but I'd be content with it.



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I laughed.

 

But everyone knows you're evil, Lyn :P

 

Just like Isabela is a side dish to a romance - because EVERYONE sleeps with Isabela.


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I prefer being alone when it comes to work. I don't really care what the work is so long as I'm not bothered by anyone. Might not be the best job in the world, but I'd be content with it.

EXACTLY! Leave me the **** alone when I'm working so I can work!


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I prefer being alone when it comes to work. I don't really care what the work is so long as I'm not bothered by anyone. Might not be the best job in the world, but I'd be content with it.

 

Good point. But trust me, I met a LOT of people during that job.

 

During the peak days, I'd not get a chance to stop the first few hours, then proceed to finish my shift not stopping, using the breaks between customers to clean up the mess I made by not being able to stop and clean it up earlier.

 

Later on, when dirt wasn't in that large a demand, I'd go an hour without a single customer, though.



#53638
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EXACTLY! Leave me the **** alone when I'm working so I can work!

 

I wish that was a possibility. Not when you're supposed to be working WITH people. *roll eyes*

 

Schools are fine for some reason, though.I smiled today when I visited. At all the GOD DAMN NOISE. Somehow, it felt... right.



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*handles some work-related stuff*

.....

whenthelastbitofsanite.jpg

 

A client organization with a collective IQ of 6 is "fun" to deal with.  *drinks*

 

*breathes deep*

 

It's for days like these i keep the Josephine romance duel scene as a separate save file...happy thoughts....


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Just like Isabela is a side dish to a romance - because EVERYONE sleeps with Isabela.

 

She's a side dish? Well sh*t, give me all the side dishes on the menu!


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EXACTLY! Leave me the **** alone when I'm working so I can work!

And that is one of the reasons customer service is painful at times. Well... most of the times.


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And that is one of the reasons customer service is painful at times. Well... most of the times.

Dealing with customers on the sales floor is almost too much for me. Hooray stupid people. >.>


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*suddenly jumps up and breaks through the barricaded door*

OFF TO TRESPASS! SO LONG!!! EEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


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Dealing with customers on the sales floor is almost too much for me. Hooray stupid people. >.>

Yup. Mostly stupid people. Stupid people yelling at me because it's totally my fault that they're stupid.


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Dealing with customers on the sales floor is almost too much for me. Hooray stupid people. >.>

 

That's because you work in just the awesomest place ever.. *sarcasm* :lol:



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*suddenly jumps up and breaks through the barricaded door*

OFF TO TRESPASS! SO LONG!!! EEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Wah! Dammit! The door, the door!

*grabs hammer, nails and wood*

*panically (!) restores anti-spoiler door*

 

Eh... and enjoy, IR.


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#53647
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*glances around at all the boarded up windows and door*

I wondered why it was so dark in here..



#53648
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*glances around at all the boarded up windows and door*

I wondered why it was so dark in here..

Because the fat poodle is stuck in the window!



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Because the fat poodle is stuck in the window!

 

Thanks, now I need a new cup of tea.. and a cloth to clean my monitor..



#53650
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Because the fat poodle is stuck in the window!

 

Hahaha.  <_<