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*Beren succumbs to Poodle's plea.  Setting up a hanging food dish near his mouth, he fills it with yummy rice cakes and fried tofu chunks*

 

 

Bless you, good sir! Bless you! *gets stuck right in to the food in front of him*

 

...

 

I don't want to be here anymore. I don't want to be stuck in this window anymore! *presses his palms hard against the window and pushes, eventually breaking through and bringing the window with him*

 

Ah... well then. Someone should really fix that... *goes to find something proper to eat*

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Finally did Solas's personal shite.. (it only took, you know, five plus playthroughs before I got there)

Opinion has changed. Problematic. He was badarse and I feel like I have a bond. We are now mates.
 

Haha, finally.


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#53677
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*comes back from the food stores to find Rivaini looking really p*ssed off* Oh... Rivaini. I'm... I didn't know you were here. *drops everything he was carrying back* You have to understand, I was starving trapped in there... *gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness*



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Haha, finally.


I see you went into a Witcher dungeon.. Unprepared. Tsk.. I vaguely recall telling you, that you gotta repair your weapons.

Stay on top.. You're good at that ;)

Ahh. The beauty about DAI, all weapons are invincible.
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#53679
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*comes back from the food stores to find Rivaini looking really p*ssed off* Oh... Rivaini. I'm... I didn't know you were here. *drops everything he was carrying back* You have to understand, I was starving trapped in there... *gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness*


Getting on your knees. That's the way to her heart.
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*scoots out the door so he doesn't accidentally spill any spoilers to Donk* :ph34r:



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*comes back from the food stores to find Rivaini looking really p*ssed off* Oh... Rivaini. I'm... I didn't know you were here. *drops everything he was carrying back* You have to understand, I was starving trapped in there... *gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness*

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I see you went into a Witcher dungeon.. Unprepared. Tsk.. I vaguely recall telling you, that you gotta repair your weapons.

Stay on top.. You're good at that ;)

Ahh. The beauty about DAI, all weapons are invincible.

I made it out! Broken but alive.

 

Getting on your knees. That's the way to her heart.

No.


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#53682
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*scoots out the door so he doesn't accidentally spill any spoilers to Donk* :ph34r:


Good idea. Two words: Andraste's phallus.

That punishment is rough, depending on ones sexual compass.

And on a different note, I can't get the word "weenus" out of my head. I wish somebody would insult me so I can say "Suck my weenus." but I am too scared to leave this thread.. And going to the new loony bin section is too inconvenient these days.

I guess there is always Andromaderp..
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#53683
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I made it out! Broken but alive.

No.


No? Well that was.. Blunt.

Is it because your a snoo snoo or whatever it's called? And in theory, depending on ones height, they would only make it to your feet?

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No? Well that was.. Blunt.

Is it because your a snoo snoo or whatever it's called? And in theory, depending on ones height, they would only make it to your feet?

What's a snoo snoo?



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What's a snoo snoo?


Umm. A tall, strong savage woman?
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#53688
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I'm sorry, alright. I'll get to fixing the window right away.

 

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Umm. A tall, strong savage woman?

I don't like the term 'snoo snoo' but... yeah :D

 

 

I'm sorry, alright. I'll get to fixing the window right away.

 

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Good! Work it, boy! :P



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Bloody hell, I found a half-rotten carcass in a tree trunk while wandering through the Frostback Basin, and all it held on to, I kid you not, was a single unit of Plaidweave.

 

Lyn, please tell me you're alive & well!

 

Spoilers.

Spoilers everywhere.

Part of the reason I haven't been active today, on top of being glued to DA:I pretty much all day, grinding as much power points and levelling up as fast as I can.

 

Join the club.

 

Only have JoH to do, but still.

 

I basically left all the optional vanillas areas out, which pains me enough, but JoH seems important. Also it yields great schematics.


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#53691
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I basically left all the optional vanillas areas out, which pains me enough, but JoH seems important. Also it yields great schematics.


And it's awesome in general. Avvar ftw :P
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Well this has been a roller coaster of nine hours.   :lol:  *drinks*



#53693
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Well this has been a roller coaster of nine hours.   :lol:  *drinks*

Was it gooood? ;)



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Bloody hell, I found a half-rotten carcass in a tree trunk while wandering through the Frostback Basin, and all it held on to, I kid you not, was a single unit of Plaidweave.

Lyn, please tell me you're alive & well!


Join the club.

Only have JoH to do, but still.

I basically left all the optional vanillas areas out, which pains me enough, but JoH seems important. Also it yields great schematics.


I didn't think any of it mattered.. Until now.

Gonna try and recruit as many agents as possible. But I'm still drawing the line at puzzles.

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Was it gooood? ;)

Roller coasters imply good, then ****, then good, then ****, then good, then **** then awesome, then ****. :P



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And it's awesome in general. Avvar ftw :P

 

I've said it before, but I was really bummed out that Skywatcher ended up just joining you as an emissary, when he walked up to you after finishing Fallow Mire's main quest. It was presented in a way that I thought "okay, so this area was meant to get me this guy as my burly dude! Yay finally a Fereldian tribal character!" for exactly 3 beautiful seconds.

 

Nothing against Bull as a character, but we've had the big bad Qunari two-hander party member before...

 

P.S.: He does kick ass and is my go-to warrior in the MP, alas.


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I've said it before, but I was really bummed out that Skywatcher ended up just joining you as an emissary, when he walked up to you after finishing Fallow Mire's main quest. It was presented in a way that I thought "okay, so this area was meant to get me this guy as my burly dude! Yay finally a Fereldian tribal character!" for exactly 3 beautiful seconds.

 

Nothing against Bull as a character, but we've had the big bad Qunari two-hander party member before...

 

P.S.: He does kick ass and is my go-to warrior in the MP, alas.

 

We'll probably get an Avvar type companion next game. I believe it's something people want, but if I'm mistaken, it would still allow BioWare to further develop the Avvar people. It would be a missed opportunity if they don't include an Avvar companion.



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I've said it before, but I was really bummed out that Skywatcher ended up just joining you as an emissary, when he walked up to you after finishing Fallow Mire's main quest. It was presented in a way that I thought "okay, so this area was meant to get me this guy as my burly dude! Yay finally a Fereldian tribal character!" for exactly 3 beautiful seconds.

 

And those were beautiful seconds.

 

Roller coasters imply good, then ****, then good, then ****, then good, then **** then awesome, then ****. :P

It ended with ****? ****!



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We'll probably get an Avvar type companion next game. I believe it's something people want, but if I'm mistaken, it would still allow BioWare to further develop the Avvar people. It would be a missed opportunity if they don't include an Avvar companion.

If its set in the Andferfels or Tevinter, I doubt it.  



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If its set in the Andferfels or Tevinter, I doubt it.  

I always send an Avvar to Tevinter...