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[LightningPoodle]

Pffft. I speak of the surgeon. The surgeon is not even a Mage. She distrusts magic.

 

You are our resident Necromancer. Literally CAN'T be the surgeon, lethallan.

 

She can! She's got to make sure all the bodies are all sewn back together.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

And yet Dienne is our surgeon, nurse, necromancer and healer. Always has been.

This. She even saved my life when I got back from the Frostback Basin the first time. I almost died, and her medical skills kept me alive. I mean, I was in very bad shape.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I also made sure you didn't get bored in your hospital bed

Good times.

[Serza]

And yet Dienne is our surgeon, nurse, necromancer and healer. Always has been.

 

Sorry Serza, you mustn't have known this hard-ironed DrinkQuisition fact

 

She is... a surgeon, too?

 

Well, who's the other woman? The one I keep meeting down in the lower courtyard, tending to the wounded?

 

She's definitely not Dienne. She's not even a Mage, much less a Necromancer.

 

And she seems to be turned on by amputations. *shudder*

 

 

 

I'm both

Seee vvvv

 

 

Get your facts right, mate

 

 

I got my facts right! The "surgeon" (who is she, actually?!) is nuts! You can see her in the lower courtyard!

 

She can! She's got to make sure all the bodies are all sewn back together.

 

Oh... but isn't the point to heal people? Wouldn't the School of Creation suit Dienne's task better than non-magical surgery?

 

This. She even saved my life when I got back from the Frostback Basin the first time. I almost died, and her medical skills kept me alive. I mean, I was in very bad shape.

 

A true professional, then.

[LightningPoodle]

Oh... but isn't the point to heal people? Wouldn't the School of Creation suit Dienne's task better than non-magical surgery?

 

I think the point is to make sure they can still get up and walk... healing is just a, beneficial side effect.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Oh... but isn't the point to heal people? Wouldn't the School of Creation suit Dienne's task better than non-magical surgery?

It makes sense... in my mind... don't break my immersion! *drink*

[Dieb]

You are our resident Necromancer. Literally CAN'T be the surgeon, lethallan.

 

Let's just say both of her occupations my have influence on her performance in either.

 

Well, who's the other woman? The one I keep meeting down in the lower courtyard, tending to the wounded?

 

She's definitely not Dienne. She's not even a Mage, much less a Necromancer.

 

And she seems to be turned on by amputations. *shudder*

 

I started doubting that woman's professional integrity when she mentioned how Kelevra "looked quite pale".

[Serza]

I think the point is to make sure they can still get up and walk... healing is just a, beneficial side effect.

 

Errr.... not sure... that's a good thing...

 

It works... in my mind... don't break my immersion! *drink*

 

Uh... this is why I make my own poultices and potions.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Not to mention that I do it while drunk like a poet on payday... ('tis the Drinkquisition after all)

[Serza]

Let's just say both of her occupations my have influence on her performance in either.

 

*starts slowly backing out of the Herald's Rest*

 

I seem to have... uh, forgotten.. .yeah, forgotten... to deliver some, uh, reports to, errr, the Nightingale...

[Dieb]

One way or the other, Dienne has a 100% success rate this way.

[LightningPoodle]

Not to mention that I do it while drunk like a poet on payday... ('tis the Drinkquisition after all)

 

Damn right! Come on, Dienne! I need you to look at this... *takes a seat next to you and reveals his arm* I think it's necrosis or something. Can you work some magic?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

One way or the other, Dienne has a 100% success rate this way.

Dieb knows my secret

I started doubting that woman's professional integrity when she mentioned how Kelevra "looked quite pale".

Dying

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I also made sure you didn't get bored in your hospital bed

Good times.

And we still sneaked out all the time.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Damn right! Come on, Dienne! I need you to look at this... *takes a seat next to you and reveals his arm* I think it's necrosis or something. Can you work some magic?

That's just a mud stain, Poodle, geez- take a bath.

[Ashaantha]

That's just a mud stain, Poodle, geez- take a bath.

 

I'll prepare a water trough and bubbly soap, you throw him in it

[Serza]

I'll prepare a water trough and bubbly soap, you throw him in it

 

*hands Dienne a questionable-looking flask*

 

Flask of Lightning. Don't worry, I use these all the time. Just break it on your armor. He won't be able to resist if we move hundred times faster than normal!

 

Oh, and... *hands over another flask*

First put this on the place you'll break the flask. It'll just sting badly and be ineffective otherwise.

[LightningPoodle]

That's just a mud stain, Poodle, geez- take a bath.

 

...Mud? *licks his thumb and rubs his arm with it* It's mud. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

 

I'll prepare a water trough and bubbly soap, you throw him in it

 

Soap?! No... You can't... No! 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

And we still sneaked out all the time.

But still managed to recover thanks to my shots loving care

I'll prepare a water trough and bubbly soap, you throw him in it

On it!

*hands Dienne a questionable-looking flask*

 

Flask of Lightning. Don't worry, I use these all the time. Just break it on your armor. He won't be able to resist if we move hundred times faster than normal!

Hey, thanks!

[Ashaantha]

...Mud? *licks his thumb and rubs his arm with it* It's mud. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

 

 

Soap?! No... You can't... No! 

 

It's all ready, and you'll smell amazing!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*Uses lightning flask and chases after Poodle*

...Mud? *licks his thumb and rubs his arm with it* It's mud. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

 

 

Soap?! No... You can't... No! 

Ahahahaha... I got ya! 

[LightningPoodle]

It's all ready, and you'll smell amazing!

 

*tries to run away and slams into a locked door*

[Serza]

Good one Dienne! You'd make a fine Tempest!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

My job requires alchemy knowledge after all 

[Ashaantha]

*scrubs the protesting Poodle clean*

 

Stop your whining, you smell pretty.. like lavender and coconut.