Whoa whoa calm down. I have to go make the pie, but all of you keep ruining my immersion!
Volus, I can take a punch from Krem easy. The kid is too busy trying to figure out how to sit properly in that chair though.
And how to drink without shoving the spill through his nose.
And Rivaini, I did not mean to derail the trendsetting.
That's racist! *sniffles*
OMG! I googled 'doran dance gif'. Second picture result:
That's... that's... what she said! 
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Guest_Donkson_*
My what?
What the beloved demonesse said.
Gentlemen Volusses have tiny pizzas
Aaaand finally OOL.
STUMPY!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
...
Look out Solas fangirls. Mildred Lavellan is in the house. The look on her face was caused by seeing Solas for the first time...
*shudders* Talk about blowing loads... My God, CHECK OUT THAT PIZZA!!!
And still I find her sexier when she performs these things...
Guest_Donkson_*
And still I find her sexier when she performs these things...
"Can we mimic that?" 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Doran... is that the Vole that owns that bar in ME1? Yeah, he's got some moves on the dance floor.
HB, Mythal may just strike her down out of principle. Alas, you cannot join the JuneQuisition!
*sips on some coffee*
EDIT: And discover I am now OOL when I tried to like Turu's awesome Tallis post... Also, Turu needs a DQ nickname!
STUMPY!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
...
Look out Solas fangirls. Mildred Lavellan is in the house. The look on her face was caused by seeing Solas for the first time...
-snip-
Pardon? Btw, did you find the boobies I left for you? 
Ugh... whaaaahaaaay?
Oh BG, all this love...
Yep, Doran is the Volus dancer
Guest_Donkson_*
Doran... is that the Vole that owns that bar in ME1? Yeah, he's got some moves on the dance floor.
*sips on some coffee*
EDIT: And discover I am now OOL when I tried to like Turu's awesome Tallis post... Also, Turu needs a DQ nickname!
But but... Dred Wolf. 
She heard that, btw. She didn't appreciate it.
"Can we mimic that?"
"Mimic... Mimic what?"
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I'll check back with y'all later, but according to the scout report, I really need to prep my martin gourds! XXX OOO.
*Roly curls up at Dame's feet and goes catatonic*
Guest_Donkson_*
Pardon? Btw, did you find the boobies I left for you?
Ugh... whaaaahaaaay?
Oh BG, all this love...
Yep, Doran is the Volus dancer
You said that Volus have small "pizzas".. so I said "stumpy"..
Wot.
You left me some boobies!?
Guest_Donkson_*
"Mimic... Mimic what?"
"NO!!! Oh wait..." That cracked me up.
Sarcastic Hawke is GOD/DESS
You said that Volus have small "pizzas".. so I said "stumpy"..
Wot.
You left me some boobies!?
Ah now I... eh... get it?!
Yeah. Pages ago in absentia.
These hynotic ones:
Sarcastic Hawke is GOD/DESS
+1!
Off to kill Saren. Once more with feeling(s).
Guest_Donkson_*
Ah now I... eh... get it?!
Yeah. Pages ago in absentia.
These hynotic ones:
+1!
Off to kill Saren. Once more with feeling(s).
Oh yes... yes they are. Very hypnotic.
Okay then....
I'll check back with y'all later, but according to the scout report, I really need to prep my martin gourds! XXX OOO.
*Roly curls up at Dame's feet and goes catatonic*
....
*looks at motionless ball at her feet*
...
*pokes to check, no reaction from volus*
...I'll say, let's play ball! I will start!
...oopsy! Sorry, Harding! 
Guest_Donkson_*
....
*looks at motionless ball at her feet*
...
*pokes to check, no reaction from volus*
...I say, let's play ball! I will start!
...oopsy! Sorry, Harding!
Oh man. My ribs hurt.
OOL though.. sorry.
And how to drink without shoving the spill through his nose.
Neither do I! *drink*
STUMPY!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
...
Look out Solas fangirls. Mildred Lavellan is in the house. The look on her face was caused by seeing Solas for the first time...
*pink snip*
ROFL Oh man he's going to end up with pink smeared all over his face!
....
*looks at motionless ball at her feet*
...
*pokes to check, no reaction from volus*
...I say, let's play ball! I will start!
...oopsy! Sorry, Harding!
ROFLMAO I just died laughing! 
EDIT: I had one like and I was able to like it! WOOOOO
Guest_Donkson_*
Neither do I!
ROFL Oh man he's going to end up with pink smeared all over his face!
ROFLMAO I just died laughing!
EDIT: I had one like and I was able to like it! WOOOOO
That's not the only place...
Although, it might be pink anyway.
Hey, you could enlighten me. You like to get some "elven glory", right?
....
*looks at motionless ball at her feet*
...
*pokes to check, no reaction from volus*
...I'll say, let's play ball! I will start!
...oopsy! Sorry, Harding!
*hits the stupid thumb icon over and over*
*yells* Kick the Volus!
Neither do I!
ROFL Oh man he's going to end up with pink smeared all over his face!
ROFLMAO I just died laughing!
-snip-
EDIT: I had one like and I was able to like it! WOOOOO
*laughs at Rivaini*
That's not the only place...
Although, it might be pink anyway.
Hey, you could enlighten me. You like to get some "elven glory", right?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm not going to ruin the surprise. Mmmm Elven Glory.
CHUG A MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
*returns after delivering unconscious dwarf to a healer*
...Stupid dwarva! I start to doubt her scout training, she is not as agile as one would expect.
OK, let's not waste such opportunity!
*laughs at Rivaini*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm not going to ruin the surprise. Mmmm Elven Glory.
CHUG A MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
ETA: still OOL
Guest_Donkson_*
*laughs at Rivaini*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm not going to ruin the surprise. Mmmm Elven Glory.
CHUG A MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
It's all good, innit?
I feel sorry for Solas though.. I mean those fangs Mildred's packing..
*returns after delivering unconscious dwarf to a healer*
...Stupid dwarva! I start to doubt her scout training, she is not as agile as one would expect.
OK, let's not waste such opportunity!
It took me a moment to figure out what that cat is sitting on..
Initially, I thought it was some ******'s pregnant belly...
It took me a moment to figure out what that cat is sitting on..
Initially, I thought it was some ******'s pregnant belly...
Okaaaay...
Guest_Donkson_*
Okaaaay...
Yay got my likes back!!
I won't "blow my load" just yet though... would rather have "stamina".
I hope this ultimately illustrates that the gross stuff only happens when I'm NOT around.
(Please don't tell me to leave :'[ )
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