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#54626
Ashaantha

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Where did the "omg we have to pay for the game's real ending" thread go??

 

wait.. nevermind, i found it. carry on.

 

edit: ToP?
 really? but I wasn't ready.. fine, here's something My Inquisitor says to Cullen rather often in romance scenes..

*drinks*

 

*posts*

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#54627
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Oh, believe me, nothing can shake the fact that you are unique.

 

And for some strange reason I still hear "you are unique" in Solas's voice.
I need a drink.

 

 

 

Oh, believe me, nothing can shake the fact that you are unique.

 

And for some strange reason I still hear "you are unique" in Solas's voice.
I need a drink.

 

*is happy*

 

*continues reading*

*gets sad*

*gets sadder*

solas_puppy_eyes__hdeyemod__by_painhidan

 

*needs a drink too*

 

 

*Paragon is pushed into the DQ on a hand-cart by Scout Harding*

 

Harding: (shrugs) She said she wanted to die here.

Paragon; (without raising her head) Lie here, Harding lie here!  Oh for f*ck's sake - never mind, go and get your ears syringed that's an order.  I'm seriously considering my decision to continue this DLC on nightmare but how can I give up now?  It's got to get easier doesn't it?

 

What are we discussing?  Oh love.  Hmmm, notwithstanding the definition of the term it's a very complex emotion that to me cannot be quantifiable in quoting how others perceive it if you get me as it quite probably means different things to different people.  I say we are lucky if we find it and luckier if we can give it.

 

*passes out from lack  of mead*

*listens*

*keeps being sad but also becomes helpful*

*hands mead over*

 

Here you go, Paragon.

 

Edit: Nvm, I was to slow and you got served already :P


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#54628
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*Paragon is pushed into the DQ on a hand-cart by Scout Harding*

 

Harding: (shrugs) She said she wanted to die here.

Paragon; (without raising her head) Lie here, Harding lie here!  Oh for f*ck's sake - never mind, go and get your ears syringed that's an order.  I'm seriously considering my decision to continue this DLC on nightmare but how can I give up now?  It's got to get easier doesn't it?

 

What are we discussing?  Oh love.  Hmmm, notwithstanding the definition of the term it's a very complex emotion that to me cannot be quantifiable in quoting how others perceive it if you get me as it quite probably means different things to different people.  I say we are lucky if we find it and luckier if we can give it.

 

*passes out from lack  of mead*

 

We can't allow it. 

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Drink, wise Paragon  :D


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#54629
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Muahaha, all run to make Paragon drunk. We obviously can't stand you sober.


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#54630
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*bangs bar*

shots shots shots



#54631
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And I was told MaryDen is dead.

 

Lyn lied about that bit all along. They just made a deal. Maryden's in the Free Marches.

 

I know. Rogue, remember?

 

Where did the "omg we have to pay for the game's real ending" thread go??

 

wait.. nevermind, i found it. carry on.

 

edit: ToP?
 really? but I wasn't ready.. fine, here's something My Inquisitor says to Cullen rather often in romance scenes..

*drinks*

 

*posts*

tL7Ar0z.png

 

Oh! I actually stopped to expect that. It's been what, four days? And nothing until now. I thought it's not gonna happen if it didn't yet.

 

*bangs bar*

shots shots shots

 

*switches to fully automatic*

*drinks thirty shots in rapid succession*


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#54632
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Also! 2186! There's a Reaper War going on, apparently.



#54633
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L.O.V.E.!!!

 

mmm i could go for some sappy love songs and romance books right now..

 

*dumps a bucket of mead over Paragon*

 

*grins as she sits up splattering and hands her a mug of mead as well*

 

Thanks Ash  :lol:

 

Spoilered for Hakkon

 

Spoiler

 

Edit:  *Accepts free drinks from Raven and Dame happily*

 

Heheheheh my plan worked.


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#54634
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Thanks Ash  :lol:

 

Spoilered for Hakkon

 

Spoiler

 

spoiler reply, though i think paragon's our last to finish hakkon. It's about the armour so Paragon can feel free to ignore..

Spoiler

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#54635
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Oh, yeah. I'm very likely to stream from 7PM Czech time.

 

That's in five hours, so around 3AM Aussie time (sorry, Australia) and around 12PM if you're in the US. People in the London time zone (includes pretty much all of western Europe) will read around 6PM on their clocks by then.

 

Mwahahaha. It's Hakkonite killing time.


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#54636
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Oh! I actually stopped to expect that. It's been what, four days? And nothing until now. I thought it's not gonna happen if it didn't yet.

 

 

*switches to fully automatic*

*drinks thirty shots in rapid succession*

 

 

I'm confused

 

and woah, go you shot drinker

*watches Serza collapse on to the floor*


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#54637
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*is happy*

 

*continues reading*

*gets sad*

*gets sadder*

solas_puppy_eyes__hdeyemod__by_painhidan

 

*needs a drink too*

 

 

*listens*

*keeps being sad but also becomes helpful*

*hands mead over*

 

Here you go, Paragon.

 

Edit: Nvm, I was to slow and you got served already :P

 

Major Trespasser spoiler.

Spoiler

 

"Oh, my dear, life is so short and love is so transitory. The tragedy of life is that sometimes we get what we want."

 

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Muahaha, all run to make Paragon drunk. We obviously can't stand you sober.

 

:lol:


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#54638
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I think Vivienne is either messing with me or she is glitched. She doesn't use any spell other than barrier....She probably hates my Qunari so much she refuses to waste any energy helping her in a fight. Solas did the same thing while fighting Corypheus, accept he didn't even use barrier. He moved around and that was it. Kinda funny.

 

Please  see query in DQ trespasser spoiler thread.  Thank you in advance.

 

What areas can I find Felandaris? I just what to finish up The Hinterlands!  :crying:

 

Guaranteed one on that island in the frozen lake in Emprise du Lion.  Easiest one to get to, imho, to grab for that quest in the Hinterlands.  If you're careful and come at it from the right direction, you can avoid the rifts.  it's on the north side of the island.

 

*Paragon is pushed into the DQ on a hand-cart by Scout Harding*

 

Harding: (shrugs) She said she wanted to die here.

Paragon; (without raising her head) Lie here, Harding lie here!  Oh for f*ck's sake - never mind, go and get your ears syringed that's an order.  I'm seriously considering my decision to continue this DLC on nightmare but how can I give up now?  It's got to get easier doesn't it?

 

What are we discussing?  Oh love.  Hmmm, notwithstanding the definition of the term it's a very complex emotion that to me cannot be quantifiable in quoting how others perceive it if you get me as it quite probably means different things to different people.  I say we are lucky if we find it and luckier if we can give it.

 

*passes out from lack  of mead*

 

Paragon!  What did you in this time?  I learned I went OOL when I tried to like a recent post about onions and souls, so you'll have to be content with an upvote gif (also it is for Dame as well, who was talking about onions and souls.)

 

ETA:  Nevermind, you answered while I was typing :)

 

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L.O.V.E.!!!

 

mmm i could go for some sappy love songs and romance books right now..

 

*dumps a bucket of mead over Paragon*

 

*grins as she sits up spluttering and hands her a mug of mead as well*

 

Can't help you with the books because I've never been able to get into romance books.  Odd, that, considering I love a good chick flick...  Oh, anyway, nothing does love songs better than country music!

 

 


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#54639
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I'm confused

 

and woah, go you shot drinker

*watches Serza collapse on to the floor*

 

*raises back on his stool*

 

Oh, sh*t. I think I'm actually drunk.



#54640
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Muahaha, all run to make Paragon drunk. We obviously can't stand you sober.

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler


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#54641
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*drags himelf along the floor to the bar...croaks out*  Cabot....need water...must replace...tears.  *faints*



#54642
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Muahaha, all run to make Paragon drunk. We obviously can't stand you sober.

 

:lol:  You know, there's a reverse to that...

 

Spoiler

 

*Ber sits and enjoys his coffee, but thinks maybe he shouldn't have opened soo many windows last night as the house sits at 64 degrees*  Poor pets, they're probably cold.

 

*Fires up DAI to get Elu somewhere hopefully... instead of browsing imgur*


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#54643
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Please  see query in DQ trespasser spoiler thread.  Thank you in advance.

 

 

Guaranteed one on that island in the frozen lake in Emprise du Lion.  Easiest one to get to, imho, to grab for that quest in the Hinterlands.  If you're careful and come at it from the right direction, you can avoid the rifts.  it's on the north side of the island.

 

 

Paragon!  What did you in this time?  I learned I went OOL when I tried to like a recent post about onions and souls, so you'll have to be content with an upvote gif (also it is for Dame as well, who was talking about onions and souls.)

 

ETA:  Nevermind, you answered while I was typing :)

 

snip

 

 

Can't help you with the books because I've never been able to get into romance books.  Odd, that, considering I love a good chick flick...  Oh, anyway, nothing does love songs better than country music!

snip 

 

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I can't stand being OOL *sigh*

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

 

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Keep drinking, Lusty.


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#54644
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Please  see query in DQ trespasser spoiler thread.  Thank you in advance.

 

 

Guaranteed one on that island in the frozen lake in Emprise du Lion.  Easiest one to get to, imho, to grab for that quest in the Hinterlands.  If you're careful and come at it from the right direction, you can avoid the rifts.  it's on the north side of the island.

 

 

Paragon!  What did you in this time?  I learned I went OOL when I tried to like a recent post about onions and souls, so you'll have to be content with an upvote gif (also it is for Dame as well, who was talking about onions and souls.)

 

ETA:  Nevermind, you answered while I was typing :)

 

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Can't help you with the books because I've never been able to get into romance books.  Odd, that, considering I love a good chick flick...  Oh, anyway, nothing does love songs better than country music!

 

snipped

 

Oh my, those Hakkonite spies are bastards .  And the arena quest was relatively easy, go figure.  Still. I have to stick to nightmare level now, it's a matter of pride.

 

spoiler reply, though i think paragon's our last to finish hakkon. It's about the armour so Paragon can feel free to ignore..

Spoiler

 

No, that helps thank you.  I'm one of these people that hoards high-level mats in the hope I get a better schematic which is sometimes counter-productive.  I seem to be spending a lot of money on rashvine, that jar of bees is so useful - and funny.


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#54645
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:lol:  You know, there's a reverse to that...

 

Spoiler

 

*Ber sits and enjoys his coffee, but thinks maybe he shouldn't have opened soo many windows last night as the house sits at 64 degrees*  Poor pets, they're probably cold.

 

*Fires up DAI to get Elu somewhere hopefully... instead of browsing imgur*

 

In that case .... you can have one too!

 

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#54646
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Major Trespasser spoiler.

Spoiler

 

"Oh, my dear, life is so short and love is so transitory. The tragedy of life is that sometimes we get what we want."

 

-snip-

 

 

:lol:

You damly ******, you made me click that! I hate you!

 

 

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Thanks Paragon, I have to borrow this.

Take this, Dame!



#54647
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I can't stand being OOL *sigh*

 

 

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Keep drinking, Lusty.

 

Thank you, Dame <3 .  Cabot there is a chilled bottle of Chablis behind the bar for my friend Dame.  

 

In the meantime, I will be back in the Frostback Basin with my other friends ... the poisonous spiders.



#54648
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In that case .... you can have one too!

 

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:lol:  *Hugs Paragon*  That wasn't directed at you, silly!  I was just commenting that there is an opposite to what Rivaini was saying.



#54649
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Ugh *makes his own damn water* 



#54650
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Ugh *makes his own damn water* 

 

Are you a real man? C'mon. We had this discussion before.  :P