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[the Dame]

That.. arse.. those legs... those heels...

 

 

This is wrong... just wrong.

 

Nothing wrong with it. It's kind of old news 

 

 

Uh... and here I thought it can't get any crazier...

 

It was mentioned in other threads so no credit for me for "discovery".

(I just checked for myself that it's real.. It IS real)

I just thought it soooo belong here.

 

Big spoiler alert. Click only if you learned about "the Evil One".

Spoiler

We all remember that guy (?), right?

 

And we thought we knew if not everything about him, but very much.

We spent entire game chasing him, trying to understand his motives and predict his next move.

But we never knew him, saw real him... 

 

Ladies & gentlemen, without any further ado, let me present you...

Our taste of the month god-wannabe:

Cory aka "Don't Judge Book by Its Cover!"!!!!

 

Spoiler

source of pic above 

 

It made me regret killing him.

What story he'd told the world? 

We'll never now... but we'll forever remember his stockings.

 

 

[Paragonslustre]

*mumbles something about weakling dwarf then reluctantly*: I didn't kick you that hard, BG!....   Okay, okay! Even though it's not mine (source), I will suggest this for any available month.  

Spoiler

 

Ha ha!  Is that Roly down there?!

[ThreeF]

http://forum.bioware.../#entry18792557

 

umm......I kinda read that "lous" as "od"

 

*ducks*

[lynroy]

That.. arse.. those legs... those heels...

 

SNIP

 

This is wrong... just wrong.

 

 

 

 

Sorry I'm communicating through GIFs mostly cause.. I can't be fucked.

Excellent  

As far as the calendar thing....yeah I'm opting out,....

[the Dame]

Ha ha!  Is that Roly down there?!

 

 

I KNEW about the heels and all that but... that picture. Makes him look kinda sexy... in a feminine way. Which makes no sense to me whatsoever because he is an ancient arsehole God with a face like something out of The Hills Have Eyes... that's why it's wrong.

 

Never in my life have I had to question my... tastes. Oh wait. That's a lie. It happened recently, when I realised how smoking hot Anita Sarkeesian was.

 

So anyway... looking at the boards and I see this:

 

http://forum.bioware.../#entry18792557

 

I saw the first four words... and immediately thought of the "druffy romance".. and the tarot card you made...

 

Also.

 

 

Oh, that's indeed sounds wrong.. 

Cabot, best rum you have for HB, please!

[ThreeF]

well, it fits... all things considering *is still ducking*

[Paragonslustre]

 

Here is an entry for your Calendar for folks with ...... let's just say alternative preferences.

 

[Paragonslustre]

Are you talking about me?

 

Haha, no mate (unless it floats your boat).  Have a rum, chum.

[the Dame]

I need a bit more than a ****-ing rum!!

 

What's the problem? Take rum and go to "Ferventis"...

 

I'm still OOL

[Paragonslustre]

Here's another entry for **ALTERNATIVE** preferences...

 

 

[lynroy]

Here is an entry for your Calendar for folks with ...... let's just say alternative preferences.

 

BACON!

Volus, I don't sleep....*shifty eyes*

[Paragonslustre]

  Surprise entry for the HoF added!  (Lady Luster's, that is... not sure about Badonkadonk's entry... )

 

@Iron Roy:  You have to sleep sometime   Hopefully, when you do, one of our more artistically abled patrons will get the job done...

 

Aaaaaand ....... OOL.

 

Greased up nug (shudders).  Cabot, vodka.  No don't bother putting in a glass.

 

 

Cheers.  

[Paragonslustre]

BACON!

Volus, I don't sleep....

 

Turkey bacon   

[ThreeF]

 

Fennecs have it rough