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#5476
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Volus, I don't sleep....

 

Sleep, passed out, call it what you will. ;)  Someone who shall remain nameless did manage to snag your 'stache, after all!  A simple drawing shouldn't be too hard.  Course, we can let you off the hook if you're willing to submit a drawing of your Elven Glory buddy...

 

Having said that, I think I am going to take advantage of a quiet Saturday and go nap... really need it today.

 

*Roly curls up in the corner and is snoozing within moments*


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#5477
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Fennecs have it rough

 

Cute!!!



#5478
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pffffffffffffffffff I'm not giving him up like that.



#5479
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Elven glory! *yells*

*clears throat* I mean, it IS for a good cause. And Harding stuff. (Btw. can we... romance her, as long as she's unconcious?)

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#5480
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Hot damn. :wub: 
Rivaini, I love you. Need some more mead.



#5481
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For Kingsway, if nobody minds, of course.... 

 

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#5482
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Oh my Alistair :wub: .... Okay excuse me for a moment. *drink*


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#5483
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For Kingsway, if nobody minds, of course.... 

 

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Alistair and Cullen clutching their swords?  Oh sweet Maker.  Sensory overload, I'll buy that for a dollar!


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#5484
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Elven glory! *yells*

*clears throat* I mean, it IS for a good cause. And Harding stuff. (Btw. can we... romance her, as long as she's unconcious?)

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Wait a minute.  I can see his 'ball' but where's his package?


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#5485
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Alistair and Cullen clutching their swords?  Oh sweet Maker.  Sensory overload, I'll buy that for a dollar!

Cullen is there too? I've managed to block him out completely.... AWESOME!!

*drink*



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*Roly wakes up feeling slightly refreshed*  *stretches*

 

Man, good nap.  Needed that.  Okay, I got Alistair and Cullen as well as the Dread Wolf in place.  So that leaves four months still needing some hot bodies.  I'd have more of my extended family do it, but there is only so much volus the average person can handle.  And frankly, we've got enough guys in there, so let's convince some ladies, eh??  Lady Lustre?  Dame?  Doc?  DPR?  Come oooooon, Iron Roy!  Badonkadonk?  Ritts, you may suck as a spy, but you're still a fine looking elf, whaddya say?  It's too bad it's for Harding, she'd make a great entry!

 

Oh... regarding packages...  they'd be censored out anyway.  Thank the Maker.  Last thing we need is some trouser snake uglying things up!

 

*Sips on some delicious Navarran wine*


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#5487
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Cullen is there too? I've managed to block him out completely.... AWESOME!!

*drink*

 

More for me .... yay!


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*Roly wakes up feeling slightly refreshed*  *stretches*

 

Man, good nap.  Needed that.  Okay, I got Alistair and Cullen as well as the Dread Wolf in place.  So that leaves four months still needing some hot bodies.  I'd have more of my extended family do it, but there is only so much volus the average person can handle.  And frankly, we've got enough guys in there, so let's convince some ladies, eh??  Lady Lustre?  Dame?  Doc?  DPR?  Come oooooon, Iron Roy!  Badonkadonk?  Ritts, you may suck as a spy, but you're still a fine looking elf, whaddya say?  It's too bad it's for Harding, she'd make a great entry!

 

Oh... regarding packages...  they'd be censored out anyway.  Thank the Maker.  Last thing we need is some trouser snake uglying things up!

 

*Sips on some delicious Navarran wine*

 

Wait a minute!  What's your game pal?!  Is this something to do with the pics that IR has of you with Maryden?  Drinks  You want some sort of leverage don't you?!  Keep ya clothes on dudes ... let's see some pics of Harding in traction before we ..... commit.  Drinks more.

 

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#5489
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Is

 

That depends on what the definition of "is" is...



#5490
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No worries there, Paragon. I don't take my clothes off for anyone. Wait...



#5491
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That depends on what the definition of "is" is...

 

Pics ... of .... Harding 

 

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#5492
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No worries there, Paragon. I don't take my clothes off for anyone. Wait...

 

Did ya blow up the pic like I asked?

 

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Pics ... of .... Harding 

 

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Being open and honest, LIKE I ALWAYS AM, I feel compelled to share this image, though I do so under protest as it is demeaning to Scout Harding.  Now, as you can clearly see, this is a totally authentic, 100% non-edited faithful rendering of Scout Harding in traction.   It is with sadness that I must inform the rest of the DrinkQuisition that Lady Lustre only brought this up so voraciously so as to try to keep news of her double butt-cheek tattoos she had done recently, with Cullen and Michel both proclaiming ownership of one cheek, from the ears of the courtyard crier.

 

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#5494
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Kingsway - Alistair and Cullen in their early Templar training days (I -think-)

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Harvestmere - *Hooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllll*  Down, Roy, Down!!

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:lol: Said nothing about staying away from Alistair! Mmmmm Alistair. :wub: 
*drink*
You know, I'm sure Isabela would like to be part of this....



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Did ya blow up the pic like I asked?

 

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Of course.
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Being open and honest, LIKE I ALWAYS AM, I feel compelled to share this image, though I do so under protest as it is demeaning to Scout Harding.  Now, as you can clearly see, this is a totally authentic, 100% non-edited faithful rendering of Scout Harding in traction.   It is with sadness that I must inform the rest of the DrinkQuisition that Lady Lustre only brought this up so voraciously so as to try to keep news of her double butt-cheek tattoos she had done recently, with Cullen and Michel both proclaiming ownership of one cheek, from the ears of the courtyard crier.

 

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Oh s*hit boss, I wish I could like this but I'm OOL.

 

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#5497
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*giggles*  Welcome to the DrinkQuisition, where everybody blows their load!

 

Wait, that.... ah feck it.  DRINK!


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#5498
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Rivaini it is. Very drinkquisition fitting, as I think ;)

But the things I saw on that journey...

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*drinks*

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#5499
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*giggles*  Welcome to the DrinkQuisition, where everybody blows their load!

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*drink*



#5500
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I'm with Fenris.