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[Donk]

I find myself wanting to **** the shite out of Rivaini's avatar.

 

EDIT: protocol.

 

*Fangirl squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP!!

Speaking of ****** the shite out of things...

[ravenesse]

I find myself wanting to **** the shite out of Rivaini's avatar.

[LightningPoodle]

I find myself wanting to **** the shite out of Rivaini's avatar.

 

So do I. *nods* So do I... *goes into a daydream and drools*

[ravenesse]

There is only one person (and even that is up for debate) who would get into her pants. And this person...

TRESPASSER SPOILER!

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will later deny that he did.

So. Virgin she shall be until the rest of her time. Or if she... ugh, nevermind *head canons away*

[Ashaantha]

*flips through Beren's book and finds an old, old, old song*

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

There is only one person (and even that is up for debate) who would get into her pants. And this person...

TRESPASSER SPOILER!

Spoiler

will later deny that he did.

So. Virgin she shall be until the rest of her time. Or if she... ugh, nevermind *head canons away*

Actually...

SPOILERS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW

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It can be interpreted that they still did. Lavellan is shocked/horrified/angered/aroused that the Dread Wolf had taken her, to which he assures her he was only ever Solas with her. He didn't lay with her as Fen'Harel, but as Solas.

[ravenesse]

Actually...

SPOILERS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW

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It can be interpreted that they still did. Lavellan is shocked/horrified/angered/aroused that the Dread Wolf had taken her, to which he assures her he was only ever Solas with her. He didn't lay with her as Fen'Harel, but as Solas.

Hm... hm... hmmmmm...

Iron Roy, I deeply, most platonically fn love you!

 

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And now he is also schizophrenic?! Or has / had a split personality? Poor Lavellan

[Ashaantha]

*glances from lynroy and ravenesse and backs away slowly taking her glass of cider with her*

[LightningPoodle]

So what would happen if Solas got her pregnant?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Find a private chamber!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Hm... hm... hmmmmm...

Iron Roy, I deeply, most platonically fn love you!

 

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And now he is also schizophrenic?! Or has / had a split personality? Poor Lavellan

You're welcome.

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And no, of course he doesn't.

[Serza]

I imagine the Dread Wolf would pay some real good child support.

 

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Until, you know, he kills his child and it's mother.

[ravenesse]

So what would happen if Solas got her pregnant?

Nugskin dammit! (And remembering Donk's Dong picture Solas needs a whole nugskin )

[LightningPoodle]

I am failing to understand that. 

[Donk]

Find a private chamber!

 

The cellar hasn't been booked out lately, come to think of it..

[ravenesse]

I am failing to understand that. 

You're so innocent *pads poodle's head*

 

Just think about ancient people made condoms out of animal bladder. In the DA universe I think Nugskin would be appropriate. Or druffalo bladder

[Ashaantha]

TMI ALERT!

[Donk]

You're so innocent *pads poodle's head*

 

Just think about ancient people made condoms out of animal bladder. In the DA universe I think Nugskin would be appropriate. Or druffalo bladder

 

That's got me thinking..

 

Would those ancient men using such a condom, get aroused by the touch of the bladder around their weenies? I mean, it's slimy, right? And wrapped tightly around it.. wouldn't it be like an old school fleshlight as well?

[ravenesse]

TMI ALERT!

Eh, this is education!

 

 

That's got me thinking..

 

Would those ancient men using such a condom, get aroused by the touch of the bladder around their weenies? I mean, it's slimy, right? And wrapped tightly around it.. wouldn't it be like an old school fleshlight as well?

As so much men complain, I would doubt that. But... I don't know because missing parts.

[Ashaantha]

This is almost as bad as the ladies period management in Thedas conversation..

[Donk]

Eh, this is education!

 

 

As so much men complain, I would doubt that. But... I don't know because missing parts.

 

Well maybe they're complaining because they don't last long, having a tight slimy thing wrapped around it?

 

One of my friends told me her partner doesn't use a condom for that reason.

[Donk]

This is almost as bad as the ladies period management in Thedas conversation..

 

That thread was awesome! Don't knock it!

 

Didn't somebody say they used a stuffed nug like a tampon?

[Ashaantha]

Why is it always nugs....

[Donk]

Why is it always nugs....

 

The shape?

 

*Pats StormQueen on the head*

 

So adonkable.

[Ashaantha]

The shape?

 

*Pats StormQueen on the head*

 

So adonkable.

 

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