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[Ashaantha]

Can't be having 235%, now can we? 

 

Of course not. That would be far too convenient!

[LightningPoodle]

Sleep well. honey!

 

*silent laughter* Muahahaha!
Never fall asleep on / near the bar, buddy.

*tattoos a big phallus on his forehead (in old drunkard fashion)*

*swiftly and with a lot of love puts him into a damsel-in-distress-sleeping-gown*

*puts a carrot in his nose*

*tattoos 'i shiny elven arses' on his chest*

 

*checks her work of art*

*thinks*

*tattoos 'everything is better with pirates' on his humping bits*

 

Work's done!
*drinks*

 

 

Huh... why do I feel sore all over? Must have slept funny... Yeah, that must be it. *gets up and goes to the bathroom, and catches his reflection in a mirror*

 

*shriek of horror*

 

*tries to wash it off and fails* This is... this is real? This is a real tattoo! *looks down at the rest of himself* What the... f*ck is this thing? What happened to me last night?!

 

*comes out of the bathroom and demands to know why he is dressed up and covered in tattoos*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

First rule of DrinkQuisiton: never fall asleep at the bar.

[LightningPoodle]

*sigh* Good to know... Is there anyone here who can help me clean this up? A mage, perhaps?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I hear Solas can remove tattoos. You might have to romance him first, though.

[Ashaantha]

*falls off stool laughing*

 

More apple cider over here Cabot!

should go well with my bbq sausage and egg sandwiches.

 

eta: and I'm over due for an ostagar battle, smell ya's later!

[Roamingmachine]

 

Morning

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I hear Solas can remove tattoos. You might have to romance him first, though.

That was going to be my suggestion.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

Evening.

 

I just want to go to bed, but game keeps crashing right before big fight against Avvar boss in fallow mire.  Never had this issue, so wondering if it is the trials I have enabled. 

[Ashaantha]

erm.. Good afternoon

 

*slips into her alter-ego Warden and charges out the door*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

That was going to be my suggestion.

 

I can just see it now.

 

Solas:  Are you mocking me?

Poods:  What do you mean, pudding pie?

Solas:  The dog outfit.  What's that suppose to be?

Poods:  I don't understand!  LOVE ME!

Solas:  The Dread Wolf does not like to be mocked.

[LightningPoodle]

So no one then? Well... time to go find one then. *changes out of this dress and realises he's got more tattoos than he had thought, and puts on something more fitting for travelling*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Well thank goodness that finally got taken care of.  After a few more crashes, I (belatedly) hit upon the idea of using a different character, so I controlled Sera during the fight.  No crashes, all is well.  That was just weird.  Also, I got an amusing judgment option, pairing Morvan with Abernache.  He always died in Champions before, so I've never been able to choose this judgment before.  Woo

 

Okay, night all.  XXX OOO.  And I'd better wake up with likes or I'm gonna tattoo something inappropriate on somebody.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Where is everyone hiding? Thought I saw ninja cat in a vase....

[Roamingmachine]

Watching netflix. There's total of 3 people in the office today with me included.

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Sleep sounds wonderful.

[Paragonslustre]

OMG I just had to share this with you guys   I came across this in the middle of a battle, I doubt it's an easter egg just a glitch but how appropriate.  PSML

 

[spoiler][spoiler]

[LightningPoodle]

Where is everyone hiding? Thought I saw ninja cat in a vase....

 

Had to get my brother to school, and then myself to University.

[Roamingmachine]

Sleep sounds wonderful.

 

 

....Right up untill some oblivious arse accidentally presses the security alarm, waking me rather rudely and making me run down the flight of stairs to to check up on it only to find previously mentioned arse all alone in the room speaking on the phone.

 

[ravenesse]

I hear Solas can remove tattoos. You might have to romance him first, though.

 

That was going to be my suggestion.

 

I can just see it now.

 

Solas:  Are you mocking me?

Poods:  What do you mean, pudding pie?

Solas:  The dog outfit.  What's that suppose to be?

Poods:  I don't understand!  LOVE ME!

Solas:  The Dread Wolf does not like to be mocked.

Now we know the protagonist of DA4.

 

(But hey, I thought DQ is in a timeline where everything is still fine? Eh... besides that green whole, of course)

 

Edit: I just arrived and already are OOL.

[Paragonslustre]

I always read 'Estrus'

I think he just joined for Inquisition. Came from ME.

 

Sleep well. honey!

 

*silent laughter* Muahahaha!
Never fall asleep on / near the bar, buddy.

*tattoos a big phallus on his forehead (in old drunkard fashion)*

*swiftly and with a lot of love puts him into a damsel-in-distress-sleeping-gown*

*puts a carrot in his nose*

*tattoos 'i shiny elven arses' on his chest*

 

*checks her work of art*

*thinks*

*tattoos 'everything is better with pirates' on his humping bits*

 

Work's done!
*drinks*

 

Please tell me you took photos before you left?  I have an ...... agreement ....... with the Dame   

[Roamingmachine]

 

 

(But hey, I thought DQ is in a timeline where everything is still fine? Eh... besides that green whole, of course)

 

This is the bar the end of the universe. Everything is fine/is all fracked up at the same time and you never know exactly where you end up when you walk out the door

[ravenesse]

Please tell me you took photos before you left?  I have an ...... agreement ....... with the Dame   

I'll answer the question as soon as I know what sort of agreement you have

[ravenesse]

This is the bar the end of the universe. Everything is fine/is all fracked up at the same time and you never know exactly where you end up when you walk out the door

Hm... okay, than I want that Solas is gone for the Poodle (so he has a mission)

And for the rest of us (who cares) he's still here. In his wonderful rotunda, doing... elfy plotting stuff.

[Paragonslustre]

I'll answer the question as soon as I know what sort of agreement you have

 

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