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#56001
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No. Not at all. Remember, I see Blackwall as some Uncle of mine. 

Iek, I suppressed that. *shuts up*

 

 

I know what happens with Blackwall's already. I've seen it described as the trashiest romance in the game.

 

You boink in the barn, and wake up the next day butt naked, on a bale of hay, and he's gone. Oh and I dunno if it's before or after that.. that he tells you he'll never be good enough for you, you're too good for him blah blah blah.

 

I admit, I don't know what happens after the disappearance. But it will probably be more hilarious than Solas.. considering the Solas romance is probably interesting with all that lore and sh*t.

 

Well... the 'we should not do that, yallah yallah, isn't right' talk is mastered by Solas. In combination with that wonderful persistent head shake. Not hilarious, but great.

 

Blackwall spoiler

Spoiler

 

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ToP:

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Not sure if she's whisteling or trying her duckface


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Iek, I suppressed that. *shuts up*

 

 

Well... the 'we should not do that, yallah yallah, isn't right' talk is mastered by Solas. In combination with that wonderful persistent head shake. Not hilarious, but great.

 

Blackwall spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Edit]

ToP:

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Not sure if she's whisteling or trying her duckface

 

To me she looks like she's possessed..

 

Maybe Lavellan is possessed by an old god as well. F*ck, Trespasser has turned me into a tinfoil hat nutjob!

 

About the spoiler.. that is sooooooooooo romantic!!

 

I gotta get Luscious Lips 2.0 going :lol: that would be hilarious.

 

I wonder if I should make her a dwarf, though?

For that stubble. Facial hair = soulmates.


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To me she looks like she's possessed..

 

Maybe Lavellan is possessed by an old god as well. F*ck, Trespasser has turned me into a tinfoil hat nutjob!

 

About the spoiler.. that is sooooooooooo romantic!!

 

I gotta get Luscious Lips 2.0 going :lol: that would be hilarious.

 

I wonder if I should make her a dwarf, though?

For that stubble. Facial hair = soulmates.

I'm not making jokes about possession, old gods, their magic sticky staffs and stuff *holds back*

 

Muahahah, yeah. He would not even feel the stubble. And she would have his beard hair stuck in his face when... eh... *rolls eyes* Sorry.


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Foley feels like **** *begins rummaging around in the medicine cabinet* Maker's Breath Donk! :o How many times have I told you to not leave your...things...lying around. 


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*see's modded inquisitors*

 

*scowls*

 

FUUUU all for your mods. 

 

*glares at ps4* and FU for not allowing mods. 


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#56006
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*see's modded inquisitors*

 

*scowls*

 

FUUUU all for your mods. 

 

*glares at ps4* and FU for not allowing mods. 

Who cares about modded Inquisitors?  Kara looks mighty fine enogh as it is.  Ninety nine percent of modded Inky's seem to be just to barbize them. 



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Who cares about modded Inquisitors?  Kara looks mighty fine enogh as it is.  Ninety nine percent of modded Inky's seem to be just to barbize them. 

Hm... Eye of the beholder ;)

 

And Inquisition is nothing compared to Skyrim. In this case it's good for console users, that BioWare isn't that mod-friendly. So you don't miss out on a lot of stuff.


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Hm... Eye of the beholder ;)

 

And Inquisition is nothing compared to Skyrim. In this case it's good for console users, that BioWare isn't that mod-friendly. So you don't miss out on a lot of stuff.

Something of which I am eternally grateful. 



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Something of which I am eternally grateful. 

I just meant in regards of modding content.


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#56010
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I'm not making jokes about possession, old gods, their magic sticky staffs and stuff *holds back*



Elven gloooooryyyyyy!

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#56011
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I just meant in regards of modding content.

i am just being prickly today. :P



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My three day weekend begins now!

 

... I'm not sure I have enough sugar to last me... *quickly runs back to the store and grabs another basket full*


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#56013
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i am just being prickly today. :P

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My three day weekend begins now!

 

... I'm not sure I have enough sugar to last me... *quickly runs back to the store and grabs another basket full*

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#56015
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Elven gloooooryyyyyy!

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You mean... the tavern band?


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#56016
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Believe it or not, I actually did that to cereal once. And I ate it.  :lol:



#56017
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How did your hunt for the redhead go, Rivaini?



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Elven gloooooryyyyyy!

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

i am just being prickly today. :P

You call that prickly? So much to learn.

 

My three day weekend begins now!

 

... I'm not sure I have enough sugar to last me... *quickly runs back to the store and grabs another basket full*

Always need more sugar.


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#56019
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Believe it or not, I actually did that to cereal once. And I ate it.  :lol:

Just the thought makes my teeth ache...

 

How did your hunt for the redhead go, Rivaini?

Oh, good. We're still on it, actually.



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Just the thought makes my teeth ache...

 

Oh, good. We're still on it, actually.

 

Yes, well... I regret doing it. I believe it was the reason why I had to get a root canal done at age 11.  :lol:

 

Any promising leads? I don't really want to be bound to a... beautiful, redheaded... witch... On second thought, you need not concern yourself. I'm sure everything will be fine.  :P



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Yes, well... I regret doing it. I believe it was the reason why I had to get a root canal done at age 11.  :lol:

 

Any promising leads? I don't really want to be bound to a... beautiful, redheaded... witch... On second thought, you need not concern yourself. I'm sure everything will be fine.  :P

Oh my :(

 

Eh... I don't concern myself. I just wanted to check out the redhead. I find it far too hilarious that you gave all of Cabot's money away, to do anything against it. *awaits MAAAAYHEEEEM!*


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#56022
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Oh my :(

 

Eh... I don't concern myself. I just wanted to check out the redhead. I find it far too hilarious that you gave all of Cabot's money away, to do anything against it. *awaits MAAAAYHEEEEM!*

 

My teeth are all good now though.  :D

 

Yes, well... I'm not particularly looking forward to Cabot finding out. She wants a lot of money... What if Cabot doesn't have enough?  :lol:



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My teeth are all good now though.  :D

 

Yes, well... I'm not particularly looking forward to Cabot finding out. She wants a lot of money... What if Cabot doesn't have enough?  :lol:

This is going to be so good *orders tons of popcorn in advance*

 

*sighs* I'm reading way too much **** here. Complains that BioWare doesn't make the fanbase happy because fanbase wants a happy ending. Then stating that BioWare has never been good at making happy endings.

If I would write stuff like that, I might come to the conclusion, that Bioware stories are just not my type of thing... and move on.

*drinks*


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#56024
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But that would be easy, Rivaini! And put us out of business.


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#56025
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But that would be easy, Rivaini! And put us out of business.

Nah, we still had 'more sex / less sex', 'romances in general' and - most important - 'HAIR!'