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#56426
Paragonslustre

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*Paragon drops by briefly to sob at the bar, she's heard those 3 little words (again)*

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I'm not sure I can complete Hakkon on nightmare :(

#56427
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Helllloooo DQ.  Witcher wasn't too painful today. :D



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You know reading a post on Elven bodies I wonder if its intentional for Elves, especially, the Dalish to be so..petite...because of lack of proper diet.  *ponders and munches on goldfish*

Perhaps Clan Levellan has lousy hunters.  :D

 

Too busy drinking with bears.



#56429
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Wait. You might misunderstand this. The "daddy" bit. That's what I was referring to when I said I cringed. Sorry.

 

:lol:  Ah, poodle, you didn't offend me.  I ran out of likes right before your comment.  I'm waiting for them to recharge to like it as I did actually laugh at it.  That may be an American relationship euphemism, or a generational one that you're not familiar with.

 

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@Paragon:  NEVER RETREAT (except to heal), NEVER SURRENDER!


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#56430
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Silent Cookie! Glad to see you back here :)

Mead?

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Mead! Speaking of mead... you don't know about that Christmas in a bottle I had. Now you do. It was perfectly sweet, warm with just the right amount of "holiday" spices. There wasn't just your basic 'pumpkin' spices. There may have been some anise, cardamom, but I was too busy lost in the splendor.

 

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I see this, and raise you a:

 

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No idea why people hate it. I saw it on Hulu, died, then looked up the full version.

 

Lighting: Eat a flake? Water we talking about here?


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#56431
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Lighting: Eat a flake? Water we talking about here?

 

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#56432
Tragedienne of Heavens

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I googled it but I've never had one of those so I don't really know, I guess you can always eat it over a plate or a tray or something.



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I've never even heard of those. But I guess the name says it all. It flakes, right? :lol: Like those rolled, filled wafers, I doubt you can eat them without a small plate or bowl. Just own it. :P



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I googled it but I've never had one of those so I don't really know, I guess you can always eat it over a plate or a tray or something.

 

It is the worst chocolate design I have ever eaten. But... it tastes so good! 


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#56435
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No, wait, I've got it!

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No, wait, I've got it!

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It didn't work. It begins breaking apart as soon as it starts leaving the wrapper.



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Damnation!

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Well that was fun.  *drinks*


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#56439
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No, wait, I've got it!

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I have too many jokes for that one.



#56440
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Into JoH now... spoiling myself :D

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#56441
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@Paragon: NEVER RETREAT (except to heal), NEVER SURRENDER!


*Paragon lifts up a tear-stained face and a look of steely resolve enters her puffy, bloodshot eyes*

You're right buddy! I'm not going to give in. That motherfucker is going down (after dinner). On NIGHTMARE level. Thaaaaaaat's right!

*Paragon hoists her trusty bow (Laurelin), marches towards the door and pauses - without turning*

If ..... I don't make it ...... Cabot has the keys to the vault of the stash of likes and Power Amulets. He also has a package for Dame and IR to be opened only in the event of ....... *sniffles*. Beren (as Drinquisitorialness), my PENIS business is yours to distribute among the DQ gang as you see fit. Guys ... *sniffle* ... it was an honour!

*Paragon leaves overcome by emotion*
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*Paragon lifts up a tear-stained face and a look of steely resolve enters her puffy, bloodshot eyes*

You're right buddy! I'm not going to give in. That motherfucker is going down (after dinner). On NIGHTMARE level. Thaaaaaaat's right!

*Paragon hoists her trusty bow (Laurelin), marches towards the door and pauses - without turning*

If ..... I don't make it ...... Cabot has the keys to the vault of the stash of likes and Power Amulets. He also has a package for Dame and IR to be opened only in the event of ....... *sniffles*. Beren (as Drinquisitorialness), my PENIS business is yours to distribute among the DQ gang as you see fit. Guys ... *sniffle* ... it was an honour!

*Paragon leaves overcome by emotion*

*Foley is somewhat horrified, and slightly dissaproves* 

 

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#56443
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*Paragon lifts up a tear-stained face and a look of steely resolve enters her puffy, bloodshot eyes*

You're right buddy! I'm not going to give in. That motherfucker is going down (after dinner). On NIGHTMARE level. Thaaaaaaat's right!

*Paragon hoists her trusty bow (Laurelin), marches towards the door and pauses - without turning*

If ..... I don't make it ...... Cabot has the keys to the vault of the stash of likes and Power Amulets. He also has a package for Dame and IR to be opened only in the event of ....... *sniffles*. Beren (as Drinquisitorialness), my PENIS business is yours to distribute among the DQ gang as you see fit. Guys ... *sniffle* ... it was an honour!

*Paragon leaves overcome by emotion*

Vault, vault, vault!

Ahem...

 

Hey... Cabot...

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I heard something about a key?


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*Paragon lifts up a tear-stained face and a look of steely resolve enters her puffy, bloodshot eyes*

You're right buddy! I'm not going to give in. That motherfucker is going down (after dinner). On NIGHTMARE level. Thaaaaaaat's right!

*Paragon hoists her trusty bow (Laurelin), marches towards the door and pauses - without turning*

If ..... I don't make it ...... Cabot has the keys to the vault of the stash of likes and Power Amulets. He also has a package for Dame and IR to be opened only in the event of ....... *sniffles*. Beren (as Drinquisitorialness), my PENIS business is yours to distribute among the DQ gang as you see fit. Guys ... *sniffle* ... it was an honour!

*Paragon leaves overcome by emotion*

Fear not, dear Paragon, no DQer will die under my watch!


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*Paragon lifts up a tear-stained face and a look of steely resolve enters her puffy, bloodshot eyes*

You're right buddy! I'm not going to give in. That motherfucker is going down (after dinner). On NIGHTMARE level. Thaaaaaaat's right!

*Paragon hoists her trusty bow (Laurelin), marches towards the door and pauses - without turning*

If ..... I don't make it ...... Cabot has the keys to the vault of the stash of likes and Power Amulets. He also has a package for Dame and IR to be opened only in the event of ....... *sniffles*. Beren (as Drinquisitorialness), my PENIS business is yours to distribute among the DQ gang as you see fit. Guys ... *sniffle* ... it was an honour!

*Paragon leaves overcome by emotion*

 

It has been an honour, Lusty.

 

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*Paragon lifts up a tear-stained face and a look of steely resolve enters her puffy, bloodshot eyes*

You're right buddy! I'm not going to give in. That motherfucker is going down (after dinner). On NIGHTMARE level. Thaaaaaaat's right!

*Paragon hoists her trusty bow (Laurelin), marches towards the door and pauses - without turning*

If ..... I don't make it ...... Cabot has the keys to the vault of the stash of likes and Power Amulets. He also has a package for Dame and IR to be opened only in the event of ....... *sniffles*. Beren (as Drinquisitorialness), my PENIS business is yours to distribute among the DQ gang as you see fit. Guys ... *sniffle* ... it was an honour!

*Paragon leaves overcome by emotion*

*salute*


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#56447
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*Foley is somewhat horrified, and slightly dissaproves* 

 

:P

 

I know, cheesy right  :lol: 

 

ravenesse, on 18 Sept 2015 - 6:54 PM, said:

 


Vault, vault, vault!

Ahem...

 

Hey... Cabot...

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I heard something about a key?

 

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Fear not, dear Paragon, no DQer will die under my watch!

 

Dear Traggy

 

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#56448
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Paragon, I care so deeply for you... I just want to make sure, noobe grabs your treasures. You know, treasures are safe with me... when you're my friend.

 

(Always accused of bullshit...)

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Eh... besides (and unrelated of course)
Dienne still sleeping?



#56449
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Dear Traggy

 

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*Solemnly looks at Paragon and nods* You can count on me.

 

*Scans the area in search of Wild Rivainies*

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Paragon, I care so deeply for you... I just want to make sure, noobe grabs your treasures. You know, treasures are safe with me... when you're my friend.

 

(Always accused of bullshit...)

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Eh... besides (and unrelated of course)
Dienne still sleeping?

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*Drinks a mug of coffee in one gulp*


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#56450
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*Solemnly looks at Paragon and nods* You can count on me.

 

*Scans the area in search of Wild Rivainies*

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'Wild Rivainies'!!

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