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#5626
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If you taint me with eternity, the answer is a definite

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Never fear.

 

Eternity is boring.. it'll just be a phase. ;)



#5627
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Tip: Try Rivaini's room. ;)

I have a room?

With wimminz in it?

DAMN, I should have known.



#5628
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*looks irritated after iron roy*

Have fun with the calendar!

Hm... *shrugs*leaves tavern*climbs some stairs*walks right while friendly waving at varric*screws the dread wolf right on the table*

ROFL I was going to share! Well, I guess now we've shared anyway....


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#5629
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I have a room?

With wimminz in it?

DAMN, I should have known.

NOOOOO I am OOL!!!! ROFL *tries to drink while laughing hysterically....the result was not pretty*


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*looks irritated after iron roy*

Have fun with the calendar!

Hm... *shrugs*leaves tavern*climbs some stairs*walks right while friendly waving at varric*screws the dread wolf right on the table*

 

*Pulls up a chair and waits for*

 

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ROFL I was going to share! Well, I guess now we've shared anyway....

Oh, I'm a big sharer. I share until we're all raw and red meat. Like Maryden. Just not as turned-inside-out.

 

Never fear.

 

Eternity is boring.. it'll just be a phase. ;)

Then be my guest. I'll invite you up to my room. If you show me where to find it.



#5632
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*Pulls up a chair and waits for*

 

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Sorry to disappoint, but we have no problem sharing. *still trying to drink whilst laughing*


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#5633
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Depends whether they've been modded or not  ;)

 

Later guys, I've got some decorating to do.  Cabot, you can have these back heaves the calendars over the bar.  Don't forget Roly's in the can.

 

Leaves. Walks back in.

 

I'm gonna need this grabs a bottle of whisky and this grabs the pie.

 

I'm in a good mood, so I let you get away with my pie...
And won't even try to disturb your decoration process.. 
I had this pic on my PC for decaration too  B)


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I have a room?

With wimminz in it?

DAMN, I should have known.

 

No. Lube and goats...

 

 

Oh, I'm a big sharer. I share until we're all raw and red meat. Like Maryden. Just not as turned-inside-out.

 

Then be my guest. I'll invite you up to my room. If you show me where to find it.

 

Can't we just do it on the bar!?

 

Bend over and open her up, baby. ;)

 

 

Sorry to disappoint, but we have no problem sharing. *still trying to drink whilst laughing*

 

Stop breaking my immersion.



#5635
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Stop breaking my immersion.

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*drink*



#5636
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Sorry to disappoint, but we have no problem sharing. *still trying to drink whilst laughing*

Hrhr, while we're talking sharing. Right now, I have a visual!

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#5637
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Can't we just do it on the bar!?

 

Bend over and open her up, baby. ;)

 

 

Nah, we can't! 'Cause I heard I have a room. And there are wimminz in it! Supposedly naked wimminz!

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Hrhr, while we're talking sharing. Right now, I have a visual!

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:wub: Sharing is a wonderful thing.

Wait, which one of us is JD and which one is Turk?



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I hope the two of you are willing to share wolf-boy with Mildred... she feels left out. ;)



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:wub: Sharing is a wonderful thing.

Wait, which one of us is JD and which one is Turk?

I would like to be JD. But I would share ;)

 

 

I hope the two of you are willing to share wolf-boy with Mildred... she feels left out. ;)

Eh... who is Mildred?



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I would like to be JD. But I would share ;)

 

 

Eh... who is Mildred?

 

Mildred greatly disapproves... and is now ready to kick your arse.

 

She will challenge you in a duel, for Solas's affection.

 

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#5642
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Ahahahahahahahahaha

 

Hahaha

 

 

Hahahaha

 

 

I don't.... magic marker makeup.... eyebrow matching tattoos.... I don't even....



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Ahahahahahahahahaha

 

Hahaha

 

 

Hahahaha

 

 

I don't.... magic marker makeup.... eyebrow matching tattoos.... I don't even....

 

Dude I was in tears laughing while she was still in character creation...



#5644
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I would like to be JD. But I would share ;)

 

 

Eh... who is Mildred?

LOL I'm more like Turk anyway. :D

 

Dude I was in tears laughing while she was still in character creation...

Now you know how I felt while making CullenWife. I cannot make it through a cut scene without laughing.
Aaaaaaand still OOL. *drink*



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Mildred greatly disapproves... and is now ready to kick your arse.

 

She will challenge you in a duel, for Solas's affection.

 

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Ugh, damn. I was so successful in suppressing her that I also forget not to ask about her. If it's a her.



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Man, I find it harder and harder to debate with Three outside the bar. I act all serious, yet I really just wanna cuddle you.

I was just about to write that I'm offering you a drink. Milk, juice or WATER! whatever you want. (I'll even hunt the druffalo for you)

 

As for locking up.....I dunno, it's complicated. Diagrams!

 

(btw scented candles are dangerous, always go for the unscented kind :ph34r: )



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LOL I'm more like Turk anyway. :D

 

 

Aaaw, then we are Turk and JD :D

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*happily drinks*

 

And OOL. Of course.



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I was just about to write that I'm offering you a drink. Milk, juice or WATER! whatever you want. (I'll even hunt the druffalo for you)

 

As for locking up.....I dunno, it's complicated. Diagrams!

Here you go.

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And now you're officially locked.


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LOL I'm more like Turk anyway. :D

 

Now you know how I felt while making CullenWife. I cannot make it through a cut scene without laughing.
Aaaaaaand still OOL. *drink*

 

Yeah I don't think I can go through with it... it's just too funny.

 

 

Ugh, damn. I was so successful in suppressing her that I also forget not to ask about her. If it's a her.

 

Are you saying she looks like a man!?!?

 

Can't you see the feminine beauty?

Those exquisite Dalish tats.. the makeup, etc?

 

Oh I know. You're just feeling insecure cause she'll take wolf-boy away from you.

 

*Goes on tumblefuck or whatever it is, to rage*

 

 

I was just about to write that I'm offering you a drink. Milk, juice or WATER! whatever you want. (I'll even hunt the druffalo for you)

 

As for locking up.....I dunno, it's complicated. Diagrams!

 

Fecking women. Everything always has to be complicated when it shouldn't be... ;)


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Fecking women. Everything always has to be complicated when it shouldn't be... ;)

It's because drinkquisition is like shoujo romance.