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[Ashaantha]

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Dammit Donk, newest friend fic made me blush for some odd reason..

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

Feck this shite.  Getting really tired of popping on and not having likes, BSN.  Be back later to like y'alls awesome stuff.

 

P.S. -   Happy birthday, Rivaini!  Spoiler only for Rivaini.  Anybody else opens it, and the fleas of 1,000 nugs shall invade their armpits... and other places!

 

Spoiler

You were expecting boobbies, weren't you.

 

[Donk]

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Dammit Donk, newest friend fic made me blush for some odd reason..

 

That... disturbs me.

 

I do hope you enjoyed your appearance in it.

 

 

 

Feck this shite.  Getting really tired of popping on and not having likes, BSN.  Be back later to like y'alls awesome stuff.

 

P.S. -   Happy birthday, Rivaini!  Spoiler only for Rivaini.  Anybody else opens it, and the fleas of 1,000 nugs shall invade their armpits... and other places!

 

Spoiler

You were expecting boobbies, weren't you.

 

 

That friendfic I promised I would write about you.. is up in the writer's pit.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

That friendfic I promised I would write about you.. is up in the writer's pit.

[Paragonslustre]

*A Raven swoops through the door of the Herald's Rest and lands on the bar dropping a letter for Cabot who picks it up and looks at the address while the bird amuses itself hassling Poodle*

 

 

Hey it's a letter from Paragon!  *He clears his throat and begins to read*:

 

Spoiler

Dear all

 

I hope this letter finds you all well and blah, blah blah.  Well that's the pleasantries over with.

 

Things are not looking good in the Temple.  We've had to retreat and marshal our resources.  It's not all bleak, we've been discussing tactics and have a number of options to consider.  Things are getting a little testy with the team though (cabin fever maybe?).  Viv keeps calling Solas 'Apostate' and he responds by scowling at her and muttering something that sounds like Trespasser(?).  Also, Cassandra won't leave me alone, even when I go to the can.  When I called her out on it she mumbled something about Bologna.  I told her all the rations we had were lembas and nug jerky and in return I got a murderous look and a disgusted noise.  It's like dealing with children, I don't know how we made it this far.

 

Anyway, I'm not dead yet so keep away from the vaults (I'm looking at you Rave), but I can't return unless I return in triumph.  It's the thought of having a warm mead in front of the fire in the Herald's Rest that's keeping me going *the ink here is smudged as if by tears of self pity*

 

Well, see you soon DQ (I hope).  Drink 'til ya puke friends.

 

Paragon

 

PS - Cabot, please can you give McStabby's bird a shot of whiskey.  If he doesn't get paid, he'll crap on the bar.

[ravenesse]

 

I think they already knew...

Oh... really? O.o

 

 

Feck this shite.  Getting really tired of popping on and not having likes, BSN.  Be back later to like y'alls awesome stuff.

 

P.S. -   Happy birthday, Rivaini!  Spoiler only for Rivaini.  Anybody else opens it, and the fleas of 1,000 nugs shall invade their armpits... and other places!

 

Spoiler

You were expecting boobbies, weren't you.

 

Muahaha, yes. Yes, I did.

 

*tries flirting with cabot again even though it's like talking to a wall*

[Paragonslustre]

Wait .... there's new Donk smutfic?  I wasn't gonna stay but I've got to read this.  Happy Birthday, Rave have a great one 

[ravenesse]

Wait .... there's new Donk smutfic?  I wasn't gonna stay but I've got to read this.  Happy Birthday, Rave have a great one 

I'm not sure if I'm able to handle that

 

O.O

My world falls apart.

[LightningPoodle]

Beren... I... I didn't know. I don't know what to say. I am sorry for what you experienced, or didn't in your case.

[Donk]

Wait .... there's new Donk smutfic?  I wasn't gonna stay but I've got to read this.  Happy Birthday, Rave have a great one 

 

I'm not sure if I'm able to handle that

 

O.O

My world falls apart.

 

It's not meant to be sexy...

 

Thefuck is up with that vid?

Looks like Sera's worst fear come to life. "The nothing."

[Beren Von Ostwick]

WEll, I got off a decent handful of likes, but still have a few more that need them.  So, as DrinkQuisitor, I command everyone to cease posting for 24 hours so my likes can recharge without further content vying for their affections. 

 

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Rel Fexive]

Trespasser..............................

 

[Donk]

WEll, I got off a decent handful of likes, but still have a few more that need them.  So, as DrinkQuisitor, I command everyone to cease posting for 24 hours so my likes can recharge without further content vying for their affections. 

 

So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

Good luck with that

 

 

Trespasser..............................

 

 

Mindblowing, innit?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Beren... I... I didn't know. I don't know what to say. I am sorry for what you experienced, or didn't in your case.

 

  My exact reaction back when it happened was thus:

 

*Roly awakens to the succulent aroma of cake wafting up through the rafters.  Grasping his head suddenly, he mutters "Maker.. no jagerbombs ever again" before suddenly realizing he has no idea where he is.  Turning over he... *



Paragon:  *snickers into her mug*  Guess Roly woke up...

[Donk]

  My exact reaction back when it happened was thus:

 

[Paragonslustre]

It's not meant to be sexy...

 

Thefuck is up with that vid?

Looks like Sera's worst fear come to life. "The nothing."

 

Omigod Donk, I just literally cried with laughter through that.  My family think I've gone nuts!  You really have a talent I'm so glad you are doing them.  I needed a laugh as well - back to Hakkon *sighs*

[Donk]

Omigod Donk, I just literally cried with laughter through that.  My family think I've gone nuts!  You really have a talent I'm so glad you are doing them.  I needed a laugh as well - back to Hakkon *sighs*

 

Thanks Paragon, glad you liked it. Still stuck on Hakkon!? Man.. at this rate, you will never make it to Trespasser. I'll let you in on a little secret to beating Hakkon..

 

Spoiler

DROP THE DAMN DIFFICULTY SETTING!!   

[Donk]

I think it scared StormQueen off... she is so adonkable.

[Ashaantha]

*sighs*

 

I was hiding with my glass of apple cider thankyou very much.

Still laughing.

[Paragonslustre]

Thanks Paragon, glad you liked it. Still stuck on Hakkon!? Man.. at this rate, you will never make it to Trespasser. I'll let you in on a little secret to beating Hakkon..

 

Spoiler

DROP THE DAMN DIFFICULTY SETTING!!   

 

I can't - I've got to climb it now because it's there!  But, I'm thinking I might Descend and pick up some better gear and go back to it.  Sh*t, Solas hasn't dumped me yet - I've got that to look forward to before Trespasser!

[Ashaantha]

That... disturbs me.

 

I do hope you enjoyed your appearance in it.

 

Sure did, always helping out my Bro i guess.. even if..

[ravenesse]

  Sh*t, Solas hasn't dumped me yet - I've got that to look forward to before Trespasser!

*sighs*

 

And here I am again...

 

Okay... now off to kill that arse *is angry enough to do that in full lightning rage mode*

[Donk]

*sighs*

 

I was hiding with my glass of apple cider thankyou very much.

Still laughing.

 

Why is it that every time I write something, you end up drinking?

[Rel Fexive]

Mindblowing, innit?

 

Possibly the biggest drop of lorebomb ever witnessed, it should be outlawed in all civilised realms!  The horror, the shock, the giggling!  Monstrous!

 

But fair to say that Sera made it all worthwhile

 

ETA: there is no way in hell I am going back over any comments or pictures made here.  I'll stick with the DQ's very special thread for that.

[ravenesse]

BioWare (and the Dame, who made me aware of that) totally ruined the end fight for me. What kind of epic battle is it, when I constantly yell 'show me your socks!!!'