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#5701
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"Asstrollclown"? I am offended I didn't come up with that! I love you, Rivaini. *drink*

I'm here to offend you, beloved Iron Roy *drinks*

 

You don't have to try, sweetheart. It comes naturally... AHAHAHA. See what I did there.

 

*Goes for an STD check*

 

 

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Great, now I wanna wash out my mouth (Or I just use time travel magic to make it undone) :D

Wash. That. Mouth.

 

 

*Roly walks out into the bar with a crinked neck and catches up on the latest happenings*

 

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*wipes tear from eye*  Oh Maker, y'all are priceless.  *hugs everybody*  Though I confess several parts of the conversation (particularly page 227) went right over my head.  I don't even know where to begin, though I do want it on the record that, yes, Rivaini is indeed our special little German snowflake.  That's like a rule or something.

 

EDIT:  Wait, wait!  What's my fault now?

That's right, I'm a special little german snowflake, bitches!

Eh... did I mention that I'm as tall as Gwendoline Christie? ;)

 

Your fault is making me that special whorey snowflake. You named me!

 

Fixed. ;)

 

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I'm no ******! I'd never charge the lot of my fellow drinkquisitioneers!

 

And damn, the way you act, you all deserve a STD.



#5702
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Man I wish I had likes!!

This gif is on fire..

- liked (Yes I still have likes (no troll intended))



#5703
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I'm here to offend you, beloved Iron Roy *drinks*

 

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*drink*



#5704
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You are..

Yes you are *walks backward - closes door*

 

*walks in*

Oh, someone new!  Welcome!

Don't mind them! *waving vaguely in the direction of the regulars*

Come in, take a mug and drink to your heart's content!

We are all special, one way or another, or neither of us are special....

As long as we are happy and having fun, I think a "specialer" discussion irrelevant.

*drinks from her mug*

 

Oh, and before I forget. The most vital rule you need to follow in DrinkQuisition: do not try to make sense of what is happening here.

 Just enjoy  B)

 

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#5705
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I thought the most important rule was: Don't fall asleep at the bar. Aaaaaaaaaaaand still OOL. *drink*


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#5706
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I'm here to offend you, beloved Iron Roy *drinks*

 

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Wash. That. Mouth.

 

 

That's right, I'm a special little german snowflake, bitches!

Eh... did I mention that I'm as tall as Gwendoline Christie? ;)

 

Your fault is making me that special whorey snowflake. You named me!

 

 

I'm no ******! I'd never charge the lot of my fellow drinkquisitioneers!

 

And damn, the way you act, you all deserve a STD.

 

 

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#5707
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*drink*

Did I tell you that I love you today? *drinks*

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*walks in*

Oh, someone new!  Welcome!

Don't mind them! *waving vaguely in the direction of the regulars*

Come in, take a mug and drink to your heart's content!

We are all special, one way or another, or neither of us are special....

As long as we are happy and having fun, I think a "specialer" discussion irrelevant.

*drinks from her mug*

Butbutbut, I am! And I'm only happy if I am! *drinks*

 

I thought the most important rule was: Don't fall asleep at the bar. Aaaaaaaaaaaand still OOL. *drink*

I lost a good glass of Duval on that :D


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#5708
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I thought the most important rule was: Don't fall asleep at the bar. Aaaaaaaaaaaand still OOL. *drink*

 

*angrily whispers* ...don't spoil the fun, IR!...


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#5709
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But don't you think that's kind of an important initiation rite?  I mean, we'd have never seen Dame all dolled up, you without your lipperpiller, and I wouldn't have my awesome avatar had we not all fallen asleep.  I know I'm forgetting some...

 

*drinks to restore memory*

 

Also, Dame, that was beautiful. *sniffles joyfully*

 



#5710
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I'm here to offend you, beloved Iron Roy *drinks*

 

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Wash. That. Mouth.

 

 

That's right, I'm a special little german snowflake, bitches!

Eh... did I mention that I'm as tall as Gwendoline Christie? ;)

 

Your fault is making me that special whorey snowflake. You named me!

 

 

I'm no ******! I'd never charge the lot of my fellow drinkquisitioneers!

 

And damn, the way you act, you all deserve a STD.

 

Is that supposed to be us?

 

I got my results back. You gave me red lyrium crabs!!

 

Watch out, guys.

 

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#5711
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Oh, someone new!  Welcome!

 

I was here since page 2 .. you didn't see me but I was there (somewhere) *tries to make mysterious noise*

 

Just decided to be a bit more active.

 

Oh, and before I forget. The most vital rule you need to follow in DrinkQuisition: do not try to make sense of what is happening here.

 Just enjoy  B)

 

 

Good for me: after reading a lot of threads (the same threads over and over again) in this forum I stopped trying to make sense of anything.



#5712
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Is that supposed to be us?

 

I got my results back. You gave me red lyrium crabs!!

 

Watch out, guys.

 

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Depends. Do you like it and which one is you?

 

I didn't give you that. I explicitly told you to stop licking the damn red lyrium ******. Don't know why you brought it in the first place.

 

 

*angrily whispers* ...don't spoil the fun, IR!...

Ah! Now I get it!

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I was here since page 2 .. you didn't see me but I was there (somewhere) *tries to make mysterious noise*

 

Just decided to be a bit more active.

Good for me: after reading a lot of threads (the same threads over and over again) in this forum I stopped trying to make sense of anything.

Ugh. A voyeuristic bountyhunter. That's... special too ;)

 

But don't you think that's kind of an important initiation rite?  I mean, we'd have never seen Dame all dolled up, you without your lipperpiller, and I wouldn't have my awesome avatar had we not all fallen asleep.  I know I'm forgetting some...

 

*drinks to restore memory*

 

Also, Dame, that was beautiful. *sniffles joyfully*

 

-snip-

*hands bg another drink* Down it, baby. For more good times :D



#5713
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I got my results back. You gave me red lyrium crabs!!

 

Red lyrium crabs? I want red lyrium cheesecake



#5714
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Did I tell you that I love you today? *drinks*

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Butbutbut, I am! And I'm only happy if I am! *drinks*

 

I lost a good glass of Duval on that :D

Cheers! *drink*

Happy to help! :lol: Or not help....Assclowntroll!

 

*angrily whispers* ...don't spoil the fun, IR!...

:whistle: I have a few stories...

 

But don't you think that's kind of an important initiation rite?  I mean, we'd have never seen Dame all dolled up, you without your lipperpiller, and I wouldn't have my awesome avatar had we not all fallen asleep.  I know I'm forgetting some...

 

*drinks to restore memory*

 

Also, Dame, that was beautiful. *sniffles joyfully*

 

*snip*

Don't forget "dwarven glory" written across my forehead by YOU!
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Almost had to convince some Orlesian benefactors that it was part of my Vallaslin and THEY were the ones seeing things. :mellow: Had to get Solas to help remove it.

 

Is that supposed to be us?

 

I got my results back. You gave me red lyrium crabs!!

 

Watch out, guys.

 

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Oh ****....



#5715
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Butbutbut, I am! And I'm only happy if I am! *drinks*

 

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But don't you think that's kind of an important initiation rite?  I mean, we'd have never seen Dame all dolled up, you without your lipperpiller, and I wouldn't have my awesome avatar had we not all fallen asleep.  I know I'm forgetting some...

 

*drinks to restore memory*

 

Also, Dame, that was beautiful. *sniffles joyfully*

 

snip (awesome song, btw)

 

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Also shaved Paragon =))

 

I was here since page 2 .. you didn't see me but I was there (somewhere) *tries to make mysterious noise*

Just decided to be a bit more active.

 

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Good for me: after reading a lot of threads (the same threads over and over again) in this forum I stopped trying to make sense of anything.

 

^^ To keep our sanity intact, wise decision  :)

 

Ah! Now I get it!

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...subtle  ;) Drink!


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#5716
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Depends. Do you like it and which one is you?

 

I didn't give you that. I explicitly told you to stop licking the damn red lyrium ******. Don't know why you brought it in the first place.

Not sure if that's better or worse....



#5717
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Also shaved Paragon =))

 

Rabbit face Paragon. *sniggers into mug*


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#5718
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Rabbit face Paragon. *sniggers into mug*

 

"Dwarven glory" and "Propriété d'Orlais"  :whistle: 


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#5719
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*wise mode on* Yes. We are gamers. *wise mode off*

*drinks*

 

 

Not sure if that's better or worse....

Both!

 

 

Rabbit face Paragon. *sniggers into mug*

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#5720
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"Dwarven glory" and "Propriété d'Orlais"  :whistle: 

*mashes like button to no avail*
*choking on mead due to laughing*



#5721
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*wise mode on* Yes. We are gamers. *wise mode off*

*drinks*

 

 

Both!

 

 

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OOL! OOL! DAMMIT! *drink*



#5722
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^^ To keep our sanity intact, wise decision  :)

sani.. what? What's that? What are you talking about ;) .

 

Edit: forgot to drink *drinks*


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#5723
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*mashes like button to no avail*
*choking on mead due to laughing*

 

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*drinks*



#5724
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2242102-gamer-gifs-i-know-that-feel-bro.

 

*drinks*

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*drink*



#5725
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Clever. HB warns you about a spreading disease and you guys start hugging. That must be

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*drinks!* :D


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