sani.. what? What's that? What are you talking about
.
Yes, that word is... bleah!

*drinks*
sani.. what? What's that? What are you talking about
.
Yes, that word is... bleah!

*drinks*
*drink*
*hugs back*
Clever. HB warns you about a spreading disease and you guys start hugging. That must be
*drinks!*
You are just jealous!
Come here!

Clever. HB warns you about a spreading disease and you guys start hugging. That must be
*drinks!*
Of course! It's the only thing to do in such situations.
Yes, that word is... bleah!
*drinks*
Aww!
You are just jealous!
Come here!
*mumbles* Of course I am *sniff*gets hugged*continues sniffling*
Of course! It's the only thing to do in such situations.
Spread the... love?
*drinks*thinks*drinks* Nope, still don't get it.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Alrighty, then! My loveshack is now open for business. Come one, come all, to the swankiest pad this side of The Line Of Demarkation!
Alrighty, then! My loveshack is now open for business. Come one, come all, to the swankiest pad this side of The Line Of Demarkation!
Spoiler
Actually, I lied. This is a very discriminating establishment. Only those of the PURPLE persuasion allowed.
Spoiler
*Drinks something kickin' and pats himself on the back for a job well done*
Oh hey, in an unrelated note...
Spoiler
*reads*drinks*reads*drinks*
You sir are drunk!
*pats volus' back*
Why only those purple birds?
Racist?
*turns sanity on* ERROR 404: not found *turns sanity off*
*drinks*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Rivaini, answer in spoiler in case others don't care and just want to get drunk ![]()
So... Who's fecking who today? I thought I heard Cullen screaming "Waahoo" as I crossed the quad, so I assume Lustre is taking care of him. Anyone else?
*drink, drink, drink*
Alrighty, then! My loveshack is now open for business. Come one, come all, to the swankiest pad this side of The Line Of Demarkation!
Spoiler
Actually, I lied. This is a very discriminating establishment. Only those of the PURPLE persuasion allowed.
Spoiler
*Drinks something kickin' and pats himself on the back for a job well done*
Oh hey, in an unrelated note...
Spoiler
Rivaini, answer in spoiler in case others don't care and just want to get drunk
Spoiler
So... Who's fecking who today? I thought I heard Cullen screaming "Waahoo" as I crossed the quad, so I assume Lustre is taking care of him. Anyone else?
*drink, drink, drink*
*after reading posts a few times*
...my intuition telling me there's a hidden message...

*5 min later*

Cabot, bring me a drink, please.. I've overworked my brain...
*takes a mug, drinks*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
The only hidden message is that I'm secretly a tree-hugging pinko hippie pretending to be a conservative. Much like how Jamie Bamber is secretly British!
And hey, let's be honest, after the confusion spell you ladies in the girlie horde cast on me this morning with those pages of... confusion... yeah, there ya go! ![]()
*arrogantly sips his Chivas Regal*
Rivaini, answer in spoiler in case others don't care and just want to get drunk
Spoiler
So... Who's fecking who today? I thought I heard Cullen screaming "Waahoo" as I crossed the quad, so I assume Lustre is taking care of him. Anyone else?
*drink, drink, drink*
Ugh. Just ugh.
But thanks for the information, BG.
May you have a lot of purple martins and not have to kill lots of other birds.
Cullen? Wasn't he polishing swords with Alistair?
Eh... we worked a confusion spell? Really? Must have worked so good, I didn't get it.
Not that it's hard for me to understand nothing.
*arrogantly chews her dinner*
The only hidden message is that I'm secretly a tree-hugging pinko hippie pretending to be a conservative. Much like how Jamie Bamber is secretly British!
And hey, let's be honest, after the confusion spell you ladies in the girlie horde cast on me this morning with those pages of... confusion... yeah, there ya go!
*arrogantly sips his Chivas Regal*
Don't know what are you talkin' 'bout.. I'm innocent!
And we (I mean, my country folks) have some sort of a custom to make "birdhouses" every winter, regularly filling it up with grain for birds.. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Hm, it seems that the 'wtf is wrong with the people on this forum'-post in the Asstrollclown-thread either got deleted or hidden. I'd vote for hidden.
*drinks*
Still... very entertaining. Nearly as entertaining as the next 'I'm a male and I don't want to romance any available option, because Josie is not Morrigan.'

Oh look: another thread complaining about romance options
http://forum.bioware...omance-options/
*drinks*
Oh look: another thread complaining about romance options
http://forum.bioware...omance-options/
*drinks*
I was first ![]()
Hm... did we already have an opposite thread? Like 'I like all the romancable characters so much, why can't I do them all in one playthrough?'
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Spoiler

Okay, let's move on cuz I didn't meant to make you sad. So... you and Dieb, eh?? Admit, shocked, I thought for sure someday it was gonna be you and Dame with HB banging on the door.
*drinks to the drama*
EDIT: Crap, wait... read something about red lyrium crabs earlier... confused again!
Modifié par Roly Voly, 15 mars 2015 - 07:13 .
-snips-
Okay, let's move on cuz I didn't meant to make you sad. So... you and Dieb, eh?? Admit, shocked, I thought for sure someday it was gonna be you and Dame with HB banging on the door.
*drinks to the drama*
EDIT: Crap, wait... read something about red lyrium crabs earlier... confused again!

Wah? Me and Thief did nothing. At all! We don't even like each oth... okay, forget it. I know, you don't have to like someone to bang, but... nah. Not me and thief.
Me and the dame otherwise... well, it might be a little rape-ish as far as she's concerned and I would let the door open for HB, so she could be involved. And would not have to bang the door.
But you know... dreams. The dame seems to be far too heterosexual for that. Or not interested enough. Hm. I prefer heterosexual ![]()
Damn!
And of course, BG:

Modifié par ravenesse, 15 mars 2015 - 07:29 .
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*stares into mug then just drinks and drinks and hopes someone will pull him aside later and explain it all to him*
(pertinent part from 0:30 to 0:36)
I think all this time in RL and nature wasn't good for you.
*drinks*
What I remember is that HB said I gave her an std. Which I declined. And then flying elephants happened. And asstrollclowns. And dame wanted to make the bountyhunter drunk so she could shave him like she did with Paragon.
*thinks*drinks*
ThreeF and thief are locked in romance 'cause I found a diagram. Haven't seen them since.
*drinks*thinks more*
Iron Roy got offended big time for being or not being an asstrollclown.
*drinks*
Eh... yes... that's about it. I guess. Oh, and I'm an underpaid ******, thanks to you.
*drinks*
Hm, it seems that the 'wtf is wrong with the people on this forum'-post in the Asstrollclown-thread either got deleted or hidden. I'd vote for hidden.
*drinks*
Still... very entertaining. Nearly as entertaining as the next 'I'm a male and I don't want to romance any available option, because Josie is not Morrigan.'
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh well, at least it is still in our memories....And a new romance thread!? *drink*drink*drink*
I think all this time in RL and nature wasn't good for you.
*drinks*
What I remember is that HB said I gave her an std. Which I declined. And then flying elephants happened. And asstrollclowns. And dame wanted to make the bountyhunter drunk so she could shave him like she did with Paragon.
*thinks*drinks*
ThreeF and thief are locked in romance 'cause I found a diagram. Haven't seen them since.*drinks*thinks more*
Iron Roy got offended big time for being or not being an asstrollclown.
*drinks*
Eh... yes... that's about it. I guess. Oh, and I'm an underpaid ******, thanks to you.
*drinks*
Yeah, sounds about right. *drink*
What I remember is that HB said I gave her an std. Which I declined. And then flying elephants happened. And asstrollclowns. And dame wanted to make the bountyhunter drunk so she could shave him like she did with Paragon.
*thinks*drinks*
Nobody shaves me (except myself)! *mustaches evel twirlishly* *evils twirl mustachely* uh? *twirls mustache evelishly*
Nevermind *drinks*
You have a moustache? *drink*
Nobody shaves me (except myself)! *mustaches evel twirlishly* *evils twirl mustachely* uh? *twirls mustache evelishly*
Nevermind *drinks*
Hm, it wasn't about the 'stache. NOW it is... if we're able to keep that in mind.
You have a moustache? *drink*
Hrhr, Iron Roy for the remember-rescue.
And don't you worry, no one's 'stache is as pretty and... eh... 'stachy-ish as yours!
