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It's worse when it's magical elves.

Or even worse *dramatic silence* Blood-magical elves

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^ToP image *drink*


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#57652
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Oh... Her... Hhrhr.
I thought the elven broodmare (bloodmage!) who sacrificed his girlfriend was worse than her. Forgot his name... Yang or something?

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The edits are numerous today. is like every second post in this thread gets edited twice at least :lol:



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Or even worse *dramatic silence* Blood-magical elves

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:lol: You read my mind.
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The edits are numerous today. is like every second post in this thread gets edited twice at least :lol:


I'm not getting used to autocorrect. And I also forget to proofread before posting...
Besides, some of Sony's suggestions are quite entertaining to me. So editing it is :D
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Or a heartbreaking lot better.

That is a nasty combo. *drink*
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#57657
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:lol: You read my mind.

*Puts the Dr Pepper in the coconut and throws the can into the West Wing*

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#57658
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*growls disapprovingly*

 

No,no,no! You're doing it wrong!

This is how you give a disapproving growl:

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.....I might be using that gif a lot this week :P


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No,no,no! You're doing it wrong!

This is how you give a disapproving growl:

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.....I might be using that gif a lot this week :P

 

And so far, always at me ! <3


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So this new Trials-system... has anybody ever noticed something weird about your companions in combat?

 

Thom, Sera and Viv are doing nothing out of the ordinary (though I think the Knight Enchanter AI has been improved), whereas Kelevra is now using ALL is skills when left to his own devices. I don't have Elemental Mines, Caltrops or Poisoned Weapons mapped (all of them learned as prerequisites), but the place is littered with funny toys and he constantly poisons his weapons.

 

I know it says it in the tooltip, but I wasn't giving it too much thought up until I saw him suddenly casting Elemental Mines while paused.

 

 

P.S.: I have the "no focus", "improved enemy skills" and "level scaling" ones activated.

 

 

And so far, always at me ! <3

 

That's a nice avatar, beautiful.


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I've not dabbled in trials. Too busy trespassing.

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Or even worse *dramatic silence* Blood-magical elves

merrill.jpg

^ToP image *drink*

 

 

Merrill... oooh.


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#57663
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Merrill eww 

She was kind of a little sister to my main Hawke but hell she got on my nerves sometimes...



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But... Merrill!

 

And if you're not a Nevarran, the world looks on Necromancy with only a slightly less sideways look than Blood Magic.

 

So don't tell me...


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But... Merrill!

And if you're not a Nevarran, the world looks on Necromancy with only a slightly less sideways look than Blood Magic.

So don't tell me...

The world can look at me however the heck it wants

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Nope, none left.


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Talk about any character you want, just know some of us have strong opinions for or against them.

Yeah, exactly.  Like that fecking mabari mutt in DAO.  WORST.COMPANION.EVER.

 

You just gave me a new lightning trap idea!!

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LMAO. I crack up at that elf woman. "Ware the templars!" Every. Time.

 

Especially when she grunts when you say goodbye to her.

That's what she says?  I always thought she was asking, "Where are the templars?"

 

Hmmmmmm......

Wonder how long before DQ thread surpasses the Twitter thread.......

One master thread to rule them all, one master thread to find them, one master thread to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!

 

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DQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!  Spoilered just in case for JoH and Descent.

 

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Edit:  ToP - proof that Lindiss swallows ...... and IB approves, ah it's just the game that keeps on giving!

Feckin' YEAH!  I knew you could do it, Paragon!  Soooo happy for you :)  Also happy for Lindiss.  Everyone should have a talent ;)

 

Or even worse *dramatic silence* Blood-magical elves

:lol: You read my mind.

 

I have to side with Serza here.  Always thought Merrill was just so adonkable.

 

So this new Trials-system... has anybody ever noticed something weird about your companions in combat?

 

Thom, Sera and Viv are doing nothing out of the ordinary (though I think the Knight Enchanter AI has been improved), whereas Kelevra is now using ALL is skills when left to his own devices. I don't have Elemental Mines, Caltrops or Poisoned Weapons mapped (all of them learned as prerequisites), but the place is littered with funny toys and he constantly poisons his weapons.

 

I know it says it in the tooltip, but I wasn't giving it too much thought up until I saw him suddenly casting Elemental Mines while paused.

 

Heh, I cannot speak to my crew as I don't really pay -that- much attention to what the do, except for trying to make sure the warriors don't just freeze.  However, I have noticed a few  times some new stuff by my opponents.  Now, it may have been a glitch, but I swear once one of those big brutish pricks  with the warhammers and black armor somersaulted over my head.



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Yeah, exactly.  Like that fecking mabari mutt in DAO.  WORST.COMPANION.EVER.

 

run_away_seinfeld.gif

 

 

*Bob the Mabari greatly disapproves*

 

HEY! don't run that dire... too late...

 

*ducks behind a table as Beren sets off a lightning trap*


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Yeah, exactly.  Like that fecking mabari mutt in DAO.  WORST.COMPANION.EVER.

*Hewie the mabari growls disapprovingly*

 

I know the name doesn't really fit for a mabari but I love this little guy

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Shithead!
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#57670
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Shithead!

Best.



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I have to side with Serza here. Always thought Merrill was just so adonkable.

Merrill hovers between meh and annoying for me. It has nothing to do with blood magic. :P
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*Bob the Mabari greatly disapproves*

 

HEY! don't run that dire... too late...

 

*ducks behind a table as Beren sets off a lightning trap*

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*Beren crawls back to the tavern and lets sis know her new traps work damned well*

 

*Hewie the mabari growls disapprovingly*

Shithead!

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On that note, btw, I watched the new Doctor Who and I must say I  was not impressed, which saddens me greatly.  The story did not do anything for me.  In fact, I am getting damned tired of the Daleks being their go to baddies.


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#57673
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Heh, I cannot speak to my crew as I don't really pay -that- much attention to what the do, except for trying to make sure the warriors don't just freeze.  However, I have noticed a few  times some new stuff by my opponents.  Now, it may have been a glitch, but I swear once one of those big brutish pricks  with the warhammers and black armor somersaulted over my head.

 

Okay now, some things I picked up on by detailed research on the "Promoted" Perk:

 

  • Your entire group will use ALL their active skills
     
  • Enemies have new skills relevant to their basic class: (Observations of terribleness)
    -Two Handed Warriors use Crushing Leap (random targeting disregarding aggro, poor Sera) and Pommel Strike (cannot be blocked or soaked up by guard)
    -Sword & Board Warriors use player character-style Shieldbash (Completely removes your tank's guard)
    -Dual Dagger Rogues use Knockout Bomb (deadly when used at the beginning of a fight)
    -Archer Rogues use Leaping Shot (OHK on Nightmare)
    -Mages use Barrier (onto themselves, and more frequently) complete with the Fade Shield passive (recharges as they deal any damage), as well as Dispell versus your own mages

 

All in all, this makes the game effectively twice as hard, no argument here. Battles against mages take forever now (they have insane Health & Barrier on Nightmare already). However, THIS is the kind of difficulty I like. Everyone can edit "enemy_stats.txt" and add a few zeroes at the end of each value, but this actually makes them fight harder.


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The world can look at me however the heck it wants

there-it-goes-the-last-****-i-give.gif

Nope, none left.

 

*watches Dienne's last **** fly away*

 

Well, ****.

 

Yeah, exactly.  Like that fecking mabari mutt in DAO.  WORST.COMPANION.EVER.

 

run_away_seinfeld.gif

 

That's what she says?  I always thought she was asking, "Where are the templars?"

 

One master thread to rule them all, one master thread to find them, one master thread to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!

 

Feckin' YEAH!  I knew you could do it, Paragon!  Soooo happy for you :)  Also happy for Lindiss.  Everyone should have a talent ;)

 

 

I have to side with Serza here.  Always thought Merrill was just so adonkable.

 

 

Heh, I cannot speak to my crew as I don't really pay -that- much attention to what the do, except for trying to make sure the warriors don't just freeze.  However, I have noticed a few  times some new stuff by my opponents.  Now, it may have been a glitch, but I swear once one of those big brutish pricks  with the warhammers and black armor somersaulted over my head.

 

Damn right Merrill's adonkable.

 

I don't even care if it was not The Donk who spake so!

 

Merrill hovers between meh and annoying for me. It has nothing to do with blood magic. :P

 

What kind of Elf are you? Elven Glooooory! Merrill's an example! :P


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#57675
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*watches Dienne's last **** fly away*

 

Well, ****.

Sis, let me borrow your gif for a bit

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