You have a moustache? *drink*
*giggles* Boy, that wasn't ominous in any way! Oh, btw, glad to see your eyes are looking normal again.
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#5751
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Posté 15 mars 2015 - 09:40
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#5752
Posté 15 mars 2015 - 09:54
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You have a moustache? *drink*
Yes, take it away and nothing is left of me.
*drinks*
Don't worry, I don't want to take away your seat on the mustache-throne.
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#5753
Posté 15 mars 2015 - 10:02
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*giggles* Boy, that wasn't ominous in any way! Oh, btw, glad to see your eyes are looking normal again.
Damn, I didn't see that.
(And one more proof that BG is much more feminine than I'll ever be)
*feels inclined to punch again* Gnnnn... *drinks while thinking about willpower*falls asleep*
#5754
Posté 15 mars 2015 - 10:07
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Hm, it wasn't about the 'stache. NOW it is... if we're able to keep that in mind.
Hrhr, Iron Roy for the remember-rescue.
And don't you worry, no one's 'stache is as pretty and... eh... 'stachy-ish as yours!
Okay, good. I was worried for a moment. *goes back to drink*
*giggles* Boy, that wasn't ominous in any way! Oh, btw, glad to see your eyes are looking normal again.
Ominous? I don't know what you're talking about. 
(really, I wasn't being ominous 
) Popped a healing potion.
Yes, take it away and nothing is left of me.
*drinks*
Don't worry, I don't want to take away your seat on the mustache-throne.
I have a moustache throne? JOSEPHINE!!!! Why is my moustache throne not in the great hall?
And be careful, they WILL try to take it away if given the chance:
*groggily wakes up and pulls self up*
Oh **** I passed out in the bar, what happened?
*feels cool breeze on upper lip*
OH ****!
*feels upper lip*
Cabot, I need a mirror.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CABOT, get me drunk this instant!
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Posté 15 mars 2015 - 10:10
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Damn, I didn't see that.
(And one more proof that BG is much more feminine than I'll ever be)
*feels inclined to punch again* Gnnnn... *drinks while thinking about willpower*falls asleep*
Erm...did Rivaini just fall asleep at the bar? 
#5756
Posté 15 mars 2015 - 10:12
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I'm out for today - good drinking-evening everybody .. drinking-evening.. drinkening *drinks*
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Posté 15 mars 2015 - 10:18
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Erm...did Rivaini just fall asleep at the bar?
I'm out for today - good drinking-evening everybody .. drinking-evening.. drinkening *drinks*
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#5758
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 01:22
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Alrighty, then! My loveshack is now open for business. Come one, come all, to the swankiest pad this side of The Line Of Demarkation!
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Actually, I lied. This is a very discriminating establishment. Only those of the PURPLE persuasion allowed.
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*Drinks something kickin' and pats himself on the back for a job well done*
Oh hey, in an unrelated note...
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LMAO.
Hey I'm of the purple variety... does that mean I get to go?
Looks like fun.
Also, WTF were you on when you wrote that?
Yeah.. who the fark is Teresa and whatever that other person's name is.. all we know is; she had a break down in prison.
They clearly didn't use lube when she dropped the soap...
That derp troll thread is still open. I got to it via my notifications.
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 02:13
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*walks into bar*waves at those still present*
*grabs bottle from behind the bar and walks out*
*grabs bottle from behind the bar and walks out*
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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 03:33
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Also, WTF were you on when you wrote that?
IIRC, I was sucking down a can of barq's root beer when I was prepping the gourds.
*walks into bar*waves at those still present*
*grabs bottle from behind the bar and walks out*
Have fun! Say hi to wolf boy for us!
*Drinks his root bee... wtf, where is it! Damn you, sneaky snake!*
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#5761
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 03:41
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IIRC, I was sucking down a can of barq's root beer when I was prepping the gourds.
Have fun! Say hi to wolf boy for us!
*Drinks his root bee... wtf, where is it! Damn you, sneaky snake!*
Good stuff. Highly recommend it.
#5762
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 04:12
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I'll pass along your message of I remember, might be too busy. Also, Barq's root beer is best root beer.
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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 04:23
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Actually, the best is this, but even better is their sarsaparilla. But $8 for 4 bottles is kinda pricey, not to mention they're an hour away. So that's more of a treat when I'm in the mood to take a drive to their mill.
Black label Jim Beam is better than both of those, though.
*slams back a whiskey shooter*
#5764
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 04:30
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There 's a Jack Sparrow and a snake in the bar. Having naughty thoughts, here.
*drinking*
#5765
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 05:00
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There 's a Jack Sparrow and a snake in the bar. Having naughty thoughts, here.
*drinking*
Business as usual then in here.
Volus, I've never had the pleasure of trying that root beer.
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 06:09
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Ew root beer.
Can somebody please get me a bottle of rum, some crack, and a clean murder knife??
I want to um... slay the dragon.
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 09:54
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*Roly comes to momentarily and waddles into the men's room. He emerges some minutes later in a swanky new suit proceeds to go right back to sleep, but not before helping his good buddy Badonkadonk with her fetch quest*
Well, looks like Iron Roy helped you out with the rum, so I'll take care of the crack for ya. That just leaves the murder knife.
haha, just kidding. Seriously, here's the crack that I meant for you...
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*passes out*
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#5769
Posté 16 mars 2015 - 10:00
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Walks down the stairs in from ramparts whistling merrily. Stops and looks around in shock at bodies littered everywhere hugging, snoring with big smiles on faces. And curious little red things hopping from one to the other.
Huh, looks like I missed an orgy party.
Cabot a coffee and put a slosh of Bailey's in. Looks around for the Dame.
DAME!! I brought you a pie because I 'borrowed' yours and I don't want you to cleave my head in. I'll just put it here on the bar, it's cherry in case you are pie-curious.
So (to no-one in particular), I see that in addition to the usual drunken jibber jabber, there was an interesting discussion about birds of the feathered variety. We too put food out for them in winter. Raises voice hoping HB will hear. We get a lot of t*its here. Blue t*its, Coal t*its and especially Great t*its. Sniggers into coffee and takes a huge slug.
Ow ow hot hot hot hot!!
Edit t*its seriously? Boobies would not have worked.
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 10:25
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*Roly comes to upon hearing his dear friend enter Cabot's* (< translation: laid in bed for 20 minutes wide awake... not good way to start monday)
Paragon! *squees and rolls over to give her a big hug*
We get a lot of t*its here. Blue t*its, Coal t*its and especially Great t*its.
Edit t*its seriously? Boobies would not have worked.
I smell pie....
Hehe, the only thing that can draw Roy away from wolfie.
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 10:27
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Ew root beer.
Can somebody please get me a bottle of rum, some crack, and a clean murder knife??
I want to um... slay the dragon.
I'm with you on root beer, although the name is kinda funny smirks. Last time I had it, it tasted like mouthwash. Is it supposed to taste like that?
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 10:30
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Man, y'all have some craptastic root beer in the old world if it tastes like Listerine. *shudders*
*sips on coffee... gonna need an extra pot of this today*
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 10:35
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*Roly comes to upon hearing his dear friend enter Cabot's* (< translation: laid in bed for 20 minutes wide awake... not good way to start monday)
Paragon! *squees and rolls over to give her a big hug*
Hehe, the only thing that can draw Roy away from wolfie.
Mate!
Ugh, what are these little red feckers? brushes them off and stamps on them. Looks like I missed a lot of fun last night. I meanwhile was taking my Inquisitor training seriously and er .... honing my pike twirling skills with Cullen. (Oh god I can't stop!).
Nice booby by the way, although it doesn't quite work in the singular 
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Posté 16 mars 2015 - 10:37
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Man, y'all have some craptastic root beer in the old world if it tastes like Listerine. *shudders*
*sips on coffee... gonna need an extra pot of this today*
We don't have root beer, I had it in Maccy D's (Irish for MacDonalds) in the UK. It was kind of minty and weird 
