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EDIT:  I'm not trying to ignore your posts, I swear.  I haven't had crap for like since yesterday some time.  I really think my likes are broken or something :(


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#5777
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EDIT:  I'm not trying to ignore your posts, I swear.  I haven't had crap for like since yesterday some time.  I really think my likes are broken or something :(

 

Yes you are  :crying: ........  :D

 

Seriously, what's been going on in here, this can't be normal?!    Stomp, stomp ........ stompstompstompstomp .....STOMP!

 

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#5778
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I smell pie....

 

Cherry pie  :)



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ARGH!!  *Roly ointments himself thoroughly then tosses the tube to Paragon*

 

Use liberally then pass it on!

 

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I'm with you on root beer, although the name is kinda funny smirks.  Last time I had it, it tasted like mouthwash.  Is it supposed to taste like that?

 

LOL.

 

I do love your dirty mind, mate!!

 

It taste like licorice.. usually. :lol: Which is strange, cause I like licorice.. just not to drink.

 

Cheers for that Volus buddy, but now I don't get any power points!!!

 

Arsewipe.

 

I suppose I could get 1/3 of a power point... and I'm drunk right now so I don't even know if I've calculated that correctly. **** it. Who cares.

 

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Mmm look at that baby on the bottom... oh ****. It seems I'm swooning over a knife...



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Yes you are  :crying: ........  :D

 

Seriously, what's been going on in here, this can't be normal?!    Stomp, stomp ........ stompstompstompstomp .....STOMP!

 

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Why are you showing people pics of the red lyrium crabs I got off Rivaini!?!? (Yes, she denies it. But she's lying.. the only red lyrium ***** I licked was hers...)

 

I showed you them in confidence. :blush:


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Mate where's your bra!?!?

 

Did somebody take it?

 

Did Rivaini steal it and keep it as a trophy as one of her 10375947395375939573942930142482071482048020482 roots?


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#5783
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Dirty mind .... moi?  I don't know what you mean ..... I'm perf ...... giggles hysterically

 

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#5784
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LOL.

 

I do love your dirty mind, mate!!

 

It taste like licorice.. usually. :lol: Which is strange, cause I like licorice.. just not to drink.

 

Cheers for that Volus buddy, but now I don't get any power points!!!

 

Arsewipe.

 

I suppose I could get 1/3 of a power point... and I'm drunk right now so I don't even know if I've calculated that correctly. **** it. Who cares.

 

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Mmm look at that baby on the bottom... oh ****. It seems I'm swooning over a knife...

 

Is this to cut the pie with?  I wish I'd brought cheese now.



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ARGH!!  *Roly ointments himself thoroughly then tosses the tube to Paragon*

 

Use liberally then pass it on!

 

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Thanks,  I think.  This is gonna make me look like this

 

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Mate where's your bra!?!?

 

Did somebody take it?

 

Did Rivaini steal it and keep it as a trophy as one of her 10375947395375939573942930142482071482048020482 roots?

 

*Roly comes to momentarily and waddles into the men's room.  He emerges some minutes later in a swanky new suit ...

 

Nothing nefarious, I just thought it was time to re-embrace the manly and godlike Biotic God that I am. :)  That's actually an image of "Stay Puft" my level 20 Volus Adept in ME3MP.

 

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*plays with his biotic orbs as he sips on some coffee*



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Thanks,  I think.  This is gonna make me look like this

 

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Blue waffle. :whistle:

 

 

Nothing nefarious, I just thought it was time to re-embrace the manly and godlike Biotic God that I am. :)  That's actually an image of "Stay Puft" my level 20 Volus Adept in ME3MP.

 

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*plays with his biotic orbs as he sips on some coffee*

 

My bad, mate.

 

I should really pay more attention. ;)

 

Cherry pie  :)

 

I can't believe both Volus and I missed out on an opportunity to post this

 



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Thanks,  I think.  This is gonna make me look like this

 

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Darlin' you know you look more like this!  Don't shortchange yourself so readily!

 

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EDIT:  Yeah, I thought about posting the song, but I honestly didn't know if she meant REAL cherry pie or, you know, just cherry pie...



#5789
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Lol, well yeah but I don't like to brag - special orbs.  Sheesh!

 

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LOL!!  What can I say?  I have glorious orbs.

 

*steps away momentarily to go get his 4th cup of coffee...*


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Oh man... the things I had to see to find these pictures...



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I thought volus had small orbs...



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http://forum.bioware...-too-damn-hard/

 

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Hehe, the only thing that can draw Roy away from wolfie.

No :whistle:

I can sneak down for some pie while he is fade sleeping :ph34r:

*drains the last of the bottle she borrowed*
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#5795
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So I just urbandicked  'pie-curious' as I thought it wasn't such a bad, little play on words.  Turns out it can mean binge-eating which wasn't what I meant.  Hope the Dame gets it or she really is gonna cleave my head.


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#5796
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LOL!!  What can I say?  I have glorious orbs.

 

*steps away momentarily to go get his 4th cup of coffee...*

 

Winks at Cabot over Roly's head as Cabot hands Roly a 'coffee'.



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So I just urbandicked  'pie-curious' as I thought it wasn't such a bad, little play on words.  Turns out it can mean binge-eating which wasn't what I meant.  Hope the Dame gets it or she really is gonna cleave my head.

 

"Pie-curious?"

 

WTF.

 

That's a thing?

 

Oh jeez...

 

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*Was there when the OBB squirted pus in Roly's cup of coffee*


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Oh man... the things I had to see to find these pictures...

 

No .... no no!  Don't make me do it.  I googled goatse yesterday 'cos I had no idea what you meant.  I'm still doing this

 

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Thank you for that HB, don't mind if I do.

 

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