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[lynroy]

Oh gosh.... *drink*

[Paragonslustre]

Wakes up groggily.

 

Maker what's with all the yelling, I just wanted to die in peace?  Aw somebody covered me with a wubby.  Hmm, I'm peckish and why do I have a hankering for seafood.  Roly, why are you looking at me like that, you need to see a medic for that twitch, wait a minute..grabs a tray of drinks from a passing waitress smashing them to the floor and looks at reflection.

 

 

Well, I'll be ...... faints dead away.

[Paragonslustre]

I'll have to give you one of these 'cos yup, you guessed it I'm OOL.

 

 

Thanks for trying buddy, those jokers are on my list now.  I see that the Bioware Villains thread has been locked, so I'll drink to that.  Chugs.

[Dieb]

Complaints about the Sitting in Judgment mechanic so far:

 

-Inquisitor's belly looks too plump

-Inquisitor's shoulders are too lump.

 

Judgement indeed. *drinks*

 

 

P.S.: Hey all you beautiful people.

 

 

edit:

Instead of fixing that typo, I give you:

 

 

Boy was I younger when that came out.

[Paragonslustre]

@Dieb 

 

[Paragonslustre]

I...I'm so sorry! I tried, Maker  I tried, but Iron Roy red-dogged me at  the last second and Badonkadonk slipped past!

 

 

*drinks in memory of uncrabbed ParagonsLustre*

 

The sparklies look pretty, though, so you got that going for ya!

 

Sparklies, yeah ... because that makes it aaaaaaall better.   Thanks for trying though.  You know who we haven't seen lately?  Orian, I kinda miss him.  I never thought I'd say this but I even miss that gif he was always posting.  Is he on the wagon?

[Paragonslustre]

http://forum.bioware...oblem-properly/

 

Drink!  Looks around empty bar, sighs.

 

Spoiler

 

Oh well, I suppose I should get decontaminated anyway.  

[Dieb]

Triple post!

 

Lussie confirmed cannot be killed by anything.

 

*sips*

 

This is what happens when you're boring, Drinkquisition. Alas, permaban awaits.

[the Dame]

<meanwhile somewhere in the Skyhold>.

*a little out of tune, but with passion* 

 

"...Watcha drinkin'? Rum or whiskey?

Now won'tcha have a double with me?..."

 

 

....It's so good to relax after long day 

*takes a glass of hot mulled wine from bathtub ledge, salutes to so pleasantly distant DrinkQuisition then takes a sip*

 

ETA: *drags her body out of a water*

*pads to a towel shelf while mumbling to herself*

 

...hot wine and hot bath not my wisest idea..

...heh.. ok, now that my death by drowning being drunk was prevented, time for quick scan of DQ correspondence...

 

Spoiler 'cause of size 

 

Spoiler

 

 

Okay, let's move on cuz I didn't meant to make you sad.  So... you and Dieb, eh??  Admit, shocked, I thought for sure someday it was gonna be you and Dame with HB banging on the door.

 

*drinks to the drama*

EDIT:  Crap, wait... read something about red lyrium crabs earlier...  confused again!

 

...what dreams do you see, beautiful Endymion? 

 

Wah? Me and Thief did nothing. At all! We don't even like each oth... okay, forget it. I know, you don't have to like someone to bang, but... nah. Not me and thief.

 

Me and the dame otherwise... well, it might be a little rape-ish as far as she's concerned and I would let the door open for HB, so she could be involved. And would not have to bang the door.

But you know... dreams. The dame seems to be far too heterosexual for that. Or not interested enough. Hm. I prefer heterosexual 

 

Damn!

And of course, BG:

[drama queen] Oh, mommy! Why did you born me this charming? Oh, was poor souls whose affections I can't return! [/drama queen]

 

I think all this time in RL and nature wasn't good for you.

*drinks*

 

What I remember is that HB said I gave her an std. Which I declined. And then flying elephants happened. And asstrollclowns. And dame wanted to make the bountyhunter drunk so she could shave him like she did with Paragon.

*thinks*drinks*
ThreeF and thief are locked in romance 'cause I found a diagram. Haven't seen them since.

*drinks*thinks more*

Iron Roy got offended big time for being or not being an asstrollclown.

*drinks*

Eh... yes... that's about it. I guess. Oh, and I'm an underpaid ******, thanks to you.

*drinks*

 

Rivaini, I admire your talent for summarizing the sh*t     ... khm...  the most important points. 

 

Walks down the stairs in from ramparts whistling merrily.  Stops and looks around in shock at bodies littered everywhere hugging, snoring with big smiles on faces.  And curious little red things hopping from one to the other.

Huh, looks like I missed an orgy party.

Cabot a coffee and put a slosh of Bailey's in.  Looks around for the Dame.

DAME!!  I brought you a pie because I 'borrowed' yours and I don't want you to cleave my head in.  I'll just put it here on the bar, it's cherry in case you are pie-curious.

So (to no-one in particular), I see that in addition to the usual drunken jibber jabber, there was an interesting discussion about birds of the feathered variety.  We too put food out for them in winter.  Raises voice hoping HB will hear.  We get a lot of t*its here.  Blue t*its, Coal t*its and especially Great t*its.   Sniggers into coffee and takes a huge slug.

Ow ow hot hot hot hot!!

 

 

Edit t*its seriously?  Boobies would not have worked.

 

 

I smell pie....

 

 

So I just urbandicked  'pie-curious' as I thought it wasn't such a bad, little play on words.  Turns out it can mean binge-eating which wasn't what I meant.  Hope the Dame gets it or she really is gonna cleave my head.

 

 

No 

I can sneak down for some pie while he is fade sleeping 

*drains the last of the bottle she borrowed*

 

 

Modifié par dame Tasmit, 16 mars 2015 - 08:41 .

[the Dame]

*resists temptation to cannonball into Dame's bath... she deserves some quality alone time*

 

You gotta build a snowman with me later!

 

*Chugs a sarsaparilla*

 

Deal, but now sleeping time for me 

[ModernAcademic]

Sorry. I feel into a stupor while drinking...I don't remember what I was drinking.

 

But I'll have another shot of it.

[turuzzusapatuttu]

It seems I can't do a 24 hours shift at the hospital without threads like this showing up:

 

http://forum.bioware...line-questions/

 

Good times when you didn't need an Internet connection in order to use Origin.

 

*drink to forget*

 

[MonkeyLungs]

Hey everybody. As much as I can love anybody I have met on the internet I LOVE YOU GUYS!

 

"I don't think that kindness is a weakness

I don't have a problem with compassion

Tell me what you're thinking would you like to be so high

Could you give consideration to something you did not realize

Would you close you ears to things you did not believe

Tell me would you be strong

Would you be the one to carry on"

 

/DRINKS!!!!

 

Cheers mother***ers!

[lynroy]

Cheers, MonkeyLungs!

Damn, I see The Dame claimed her pie. I couldn't muster the energy to try and steal it anyway. In fact, I have no energy, which is why I disappeared so soon. Paragon, good luck getting that glitter off!
*steals another bottle from the bar and walks out*

[lynroy]

Triple post!

Lussie confirmed cannot be killed by anything.

*sips*

This is what happens when you're boring, Drinkquisition. Alas, permaban awaits.

It is only a matter of time now. Sorry, bro. *drink*

[Lewie]

I tried to type something. It didn't work. Now it does. 

 

I saw clover leaf soda bread in the local shop today.. like where does the sausage go? 

 

Sorry but no deal you ain't ruining my soda.