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[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Four very angry and tired looking inquisition recruits  step out of the freezer carrying used cleaning supplies and one crate used to transport red lyrium for destruction*

 

Beren:  Really?  A red lyrium disposal crate?  That was bit excessive, don't you think?  Also, took you long enough.

Recruit 1:  Go to hell, you bastard.  I'm reporting you to Commander Cullen for making us clean that up.

Beren:  First off, Cullen reports to me, so big whoop.  Secondly, maybe next time you won't fall asleep on guard duty and get caught by me.

Recruit 4:  Bite me, arsebiscuit.

 

*Beren laughs at the poor slobs and nonchalantly sips on his whiskey sour*

 

(sadly, the cookie dough was a complete loss)

 

ETA:  ToP:  Dis putting the mages in their place.  Mr. Elfy Elf wasn't amused.

 

[Ashaantha]

My Sylaise ladies. I just love having the vallaslin the same colour as their eyes I guess , lol

 

Spoiler

 

[Serza]

...yup. Mutated elves with dragon blood even more so...

 

 

If your people once were Elvhen, they are such no longer. I would prefer you keep the identity of your race.

 

*Four very angry and tired looking inquisition recruits  step out of the freezer carrying used cleaning supplies and one crate used to transport red lyrium for destruction*

 

Beren:  Really?  A red lyrium disposal crate?  That was bit excessive, don't you think?  Also, took you long enough.

Recruit 1:  Go to hell, you bastard.  I'm reporting you to Commander Cullen for making us clean that up.

Beren:  First off, Cullen reports to me, so big whoop.  Secondly, maybe next time you won't fall asleep on guard duty and get caught by me.

Recruit 4:  Bite me, arsebiscuit.

 

*Beren laughs at the poor slobs and nonchalantly sips on his whiskey sour*

 

(sadly, the cookie dough was a complete loss)

 

ETA:  ToP:  Dis putting the mages in their place.  Mr. Elfy Elf wasn't amused.

 

 

What were those clowns all about...?

 

And what's this about Cullen reporting to you...?

 

My Sylaise ladies. I just love having the vallaslin the same colour as their eyes I guess , lol

 

Spoiler

 

 

The first lady looks a lot like a dwarf with pointy ears.

 

The second...

 

ELVEN GLOOOORY!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

What were those clowns all about...?

 

And what's this about Cullen reporting to you...?

 

First part:  If you didn't see it earlier, best you not worry about it.

 

As regards Cullen, we are all Inquisitors here, yes?  Note the enslaved TARDIS discreetly tucked away in the corner being used to maintain the paradox that allows us all to exist here at the same time.

[Lady Luminous]

Does he actually do science or is it just his clothing that does it?

hehe, he's completely brilliant. Masters in astrophysics and a programmer.

Also, he's too wonderful for words.

/end Dazzle gushing

[Ashaantha]

First part:  If you didn't see it earlier, best you not worry about it.

 

As regards Cullen, we are all Inquisitors here, yes?  Note the enslaved TARDIS discreetly tucked away in the corner being used to maintain the paradox that allows us all to exist here at the same time.

 

I thought we just jumped through some carefully and aesthetically placed windows/eluvians that lead to our individual 'game states'. lol

 

TARDIS works for those Dr Who lovers I guess, but I'm not a fan.

We also have a portal to the Normandy, and Skyrim.

 

ETA:

and yeah, we're all Inquisitors. Beren just gets seniority for being DrinkQuisitor as well, but lynroy has more leverage as The Will.

 

Now if my daughter had not thought it was a great idea to wake me up at dawn I'd be having a much better morning.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I thought we just jumped through some carefully and aesthetically placed windows/eluvians that lead to our individual 'game states'. lol

 

TARDIS works for those Dr Who lovers I guess, but I'm not a fan.

We also have a portal to the Normandy, and Skyrim.

 

Oooh, I like that better!  *TARDIS dematerializes as new headcanon forms*  Well done, sis!

 

 

ETA:

and yeah, we're all Inquisitors. Beren just gets seniority for being DrinkQuisitor as well, but lynroy has more leverage as The Will.

 

  Plus the fact that she scares the ****** out of me!  But yes, Her Royness is in charge.  I'll sometimes exert my DrinkQuisitor authority to do something, but she's the boss lady.

[the Dame]

If your people once were Elvhen, they are such no longer. I would prefer you keep the identity of your race.

 

I would prefer that too, but, alas, so far devs keep us in the dark. 

[Serza]

First part:  If you didn't see it earlier, best you not worry about it.

 

As regards Cullen, we are all Inquisitors here, yes?  Note the enslaved TARDIS discreetly tucked away in the corner being used to maintain the paradox that allows us all to exist here at the same time.

 

Oooh...

 

And here I thought we're just a bunch of people serving the Inquisition.

And somebody random is the Inquisitor.

 

Would've been preferable in terms of roleplay, to be honest... *sigh*

I love roleplay.

 

I thought we just jumped through some carefully and aesthetically placed windows/eluvians that lead to our individual 'game states'. lol

 

TARDIS works for those Dr Who lovers I guess, but I'm not a fan.

We also have a portal to the Normandy, and Skyrim.

 

Yup. This. Doesn't work for me. I love roleplaying within an universe, though.

[Ashaantha]

This tavern feels like the "restaurant at the end of the universe" style thing. but also only one of each npc, not multiple Sera's and Solas' running around in here for example, hence why we share LI's in regards to in DQ-stuff

 

Keeps the illusion that what happens in your game is still only affecting your game, and leaves us free to muck around without hostility in here.

maybe illusion is the wrong word.

[Serza]

The idea I thought utterly awesome is us being mostly random people of Thedas. There. I said it. Yay for me.

 

And, you know, this random, never properly mentioned dude or dudette is the Inquisitor. Most choices in DAI are foolproof enough that it doesn't matter which ones they'd make, because there's always a bit of that other choice in there.

 

*sigh*

I'm crazy, am I not.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

The idea I thought utterly awesome is us being mostly random people of Thedas. There. I said it. Yay for me.

 

And, you know, this random, never properly mentioned dude or dudette is the Inquisitor. Most choices in DAI are foolproof enough that it doesn't matter which ones they'd make, because there's always a bit of that other choice in there.

 

*sigh*

I'm crazy, am I not.

 

Hey man, if that's how you want to see the DQ, that's great!  Your imagination, your headcanon.  Just think of me as a templar who dragged himself here from one of the far flung towers one of the Therinfall Redoubt  if you want.  That's the beauty of headcanon.

[Ashaantha]

Hey man, if that's how you want to see the DQ, that's great!  Your imagination, your headcanon.  Just think of me as a templar who dragged himself here from one of the far flung towers one of the Therinfall Redoubt  if you want.  That's the beauty of headcanon.

 

i probably saved your ass from that tower. What are sisters for haha

[Serza]

Yeah! I was actually toying with the joke-idea of deciding whether to disband the DrinkQuisition when DA4 comes. Moving to some tavern in the North!

 

Hehehe.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Stormy walks into the harrowing chamber of the Ostwick Circle and stumbles upon five rebel mages constraining a templar in a static cage*

 

Stormy:  *Sigh*  Let him go, now.  He's my brother, and beyond that, you know he didn't join the other templars in their insanity.

Rebel 1:  NO!  All templars die.  But we want to have a spot of fun with him first.

Beren:  Sis! Oh, thank the Maker.  Look, tell these little bastards that if they let me go now, I won't kill them slowly.

Stormy:  Quiet Beren, I'll handle this.  Besides, you couldn't kill wet tissue paper at the moment.

Rebel 4:  Look, he's the brother of one of our own.  Maybe we should release him into her care.

Rebel 1:  HE DIES!

Stormy:  Fine.  I gave you a chance.  Now we do it my way.

Rebel 2:  Oh...

Rebel 5:  ... sh*t

Rebel 3:  Where in the blue blazes did the dwarf come from??

 

 

*Stormy walks over the five twitching mages and grabs Beren by the arm*

 

Stormy:  Come on, bro, let's get out of here.

Beren:  I love you, sis!

[Rel Fexive]

hehe, he's completely brilliant. Masters in astrophysics and a programmer.

Also, he's too wonderful for words.

/end Dazzle gushing

 

Tricky stuff that astrophysics.  Must be a clever chap!  It was always the theoretical stuff that hurt my brain the most; too many complicated equations to remember!

[Ashaantha]

*Stormy walks into the harrowing chamber of the Ostwick Circle and stumbles upon five rebel mages constraining a templar in a static cage*

 

Stormy:  *Sigh*  Let him go, now.  He's my brother, and beyond that, you know he didn't join the other templars in their insanity.

Rebel 1:  NO!  All templars die.  But we want to have a spot of fun with him first.

Beren:  Sis! Oh, thank the Maker.  Look, tell these little bastards that if they let me go now, I won't kill them slowly.

Stormy:  Quiet Beren, I'll handle this.  Besides, you couldn't kill wet tissue paper at the moment.

Rebel 4:  Look, he's the brother of one of our own.  Maybe we should release him into her care.

Rebel 1:  HE DIES!

Stormy:  Fine.  I gave you a chance.  Now we do it my way.

Rebel 2:  Oh...

Rebel 5:  ... sh*t

Rebel 3:  Where in the blue blazes did the dwarf come from??

 

 

*Stormy walks over the five twitching mages and grabs Beren by the arm*

 

Stormy:  Come on, bro, let's get out of here.

Beren:  I love you, sis!

 

 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED!

 

Why can I only like it once..

[the Dame]

My qunLady always felt like.. sort of.. hostage of prejudices, involuntary outcast. She can do whatever she can to stop it, but one way or another all that's seen - Qunari. And mage to make it worse.

So why to bother trying to prove something to people who only see the threat? So, yup, she will be this threat. 

 

ETA: damn, re-read it and understood that this came out more aggressive than I intended.

To summarize that I clearly can't properly convey, my qunLady is more of a person who come to terms with understanding that we come into this world alone and we leave alone. And we a fortunate if we can share with someone at least some part of the journey. 

 

I'm drinking to this!

 

DQ, just ignore me, I'm in strange mood 

Modifié par the Dame, 27 septembre 2015 - 11:40 .

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

My qunLady always felt like.. sort of.. hostage of prejudices, involuntary outcast. She can do whatever she can to stop it, but one way or another all that's seen - Qunari. And mage to make it worse.

So why to bother trying to prove something to people who only see the threat? So, yup, she will be this threat. 

 

ETA: damn, re-read it and understood that this came out more aggressive than I intended.

To summarize that I clearly can't properly convey, my qunLady is more of a person who come to terms with understanding that we come into this world alone and we leave alone. And we a fortunate if we can share with someone at least some part of the journey. 

 

I'm drinking to this!

 

DQ, just ignore me, I'm in strange mood 

 

 

OOL   I'll come back and catch it later.  Post put me in a Neil Diamond mood.

 

[Bolt]

Oooh, I like that better!  *TARDIS dematerializes as new headcanon forms*  Well done, sis!

 

 

 

  Plus the fact that she scares the ****** out of me!  But yes, Her Royness is in charge.  I'll sometimes exert my DrinkQuisitor authority to do something, but she's the boss lady.

I think I've figured it out.

 

The Inquisitor, the Champion, and the Warden are vacationing Time Lords who used a Chameleon Arch to temporarily turn themselves into humans/elves/dwarves/Qunari.

 

They have a TARDIS disguised as a liquor cabinet.

 

I've been inspecting in for a while now and it definitely seems bigger on the inside.

 

I think Solas may be the Master.  Never fear, I've got my eye on him.

 

I'd give a more detailed report but I'm running low on booze and aluminum foil.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

[Bolt]

 

Missy seems totally trustworthy to me.  Silly Doctor being all suspicious and stuff.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Nah.

 

 

I never played Wolfenstein: The New Order, not my kind of game, but I watched cutscenes with Tekla and J.. Impressive. Tekla especially.

 

ETA:

..lazy. 

*snip*

Her eyes are lovely. Staches greatly approves. I'd go fetch him, but he's, uh, throwing muffins at soldiers as they walk by. Don't ask.

 

They are all interesting, I'm just June Appreciation Club member 

*snip*

 

ALL HAIL JUNE!

Staches (obviously) (He greatly approves)

Spoiler

 

Aislann (once had)

Spoiler

 

Unnamed elf

Spoiler

 

Arty had Ghilan'nain and Brayan has Dirthamen.

 

My Sylaise ladies. I just love having the vallaslin the same colour as their eyes I guess , lol

*snip*

I only tried to do that with Artemis. Vallaslin ended up being darker.

Spoiler

 

And of course, we don't want to leave Brayan out. I almost put June's on him.

Spoiler

 

Oooh, I like that better!  *TARDIS dematerializes as new headcanon forms*  Well done, sis!

 

 

 

  Plus the fact that she scares the ****** out of me!  But yes, Her Royness is in charge.  I'll sometimes exert my DrinkQuisitor authority to do something, but she's the boss lady.

I seem to do that to a lot of people.

 

Yeah! I was actually toying with the joke-idea of deciding whether to disband the DrinkQuisition when DA4 comes. Moving to some tavern in the North!

 

Hehehe.

That won't be for you to decide.

[Gold Dragon]

That won't be for you to decide.

 

Perhaps not, but I COULD always smash the Tavern with my tail....

 

Not that I'd actually WANT to....

[CoM Solaufein]

Power meeting.

 

I'm no savior.

 

You want some of me?!?!