I think I'm gonna puke.
Ahaha! An old one of Ais before her hair grew out a bit. (Yes, that is how I head canon the hairstyle change)

Were you a male country singer in a previous life?
Okay.. I can't listen to that song all the way through. ![]()
Perhaps you are right! It is only fitting that my nickname is derived from "Honkytonk Badonkadonk". ![]()
Man, she's still my desktop. Need to find something new.
Ah.. the most expensive series ever to be made! Or at least it was, a few years ago. Things could have changed since then.
I dunno.. I am pretty selective with historical shows. For instance, the Tudors bored me to death.. while I could drool at Natalie Dormer, you couldn't see any fighting or anything.. it was just King Henry porking Anne and some political drama here and there.. and anything to do with Rome bores me.
Vikings though.. is brilliant
The only one I've watched is season 1 of Rome, sadly.
OMG. Cullen smirk. This is bad. Her teeth clip through the side of her mouth.
Spoiler

So that's how she seduced Cullen... such a delightful creature.
Man, she's still my desktop. Need to find something new.
Why not that thing I sent you?
You may need kleenex for your screen though..
I just want to know what Cullenwife looks like without all that makeup..
Man, she's still my desktop. Need to find something new.
I finally got to use a custom one, having my pc back and all.

I read that as
-snip-
I finally got to use a condom
Spoiler
Mmm. She's so adonkable ![]()
I read that as
Mmm. She's so adonkable
you have a dirty mind.
And no, Kyrrah is not adonkable! *snarls*
she's mine.
Play the Skellige portion of TW3 while watching Vikings on another screen
Skellige is my favorite place in TW3. And not just because it contains about 90% less douchebags
Edit because these two are awesome:
Skellige has it's own indigenous version of what looks like Przewalski's horse and you can tame them and ride them bareback. Yeehaw! Another thumbs up from me.
Thedas is calling DQ, later.
you have a dirty mind.
And no, Kyrrah is not adonkable! *snarls*
she's mine.
Adonkable level + 1000000000000000000000000000000000 ![]()
Skellige has it's own indigenous version of what looks like Przewalski's horse and you can tame them and ride them bareback. Yeehaw! Another thumbs up from me.
Spoiler
Thedas is calling DQ, later.
Later, mater!
Just for donk, a non-spoilery scene (at least to my mind) from Vikings S3 for...reasons ![]()
I was practically gone all day/night yesterday. My spies were still around though.
spoilered for Trespasser dialogue
Edit: Oops sorry all, just got used to thinking I'm the last one to play
I read that as
Mmm. She's so adonkable
Spoiler
Spoilers. That would be spoilers.
Just for donk, a non-spoilery scene (at least to my mind) from Vikings S3 for...reasons
Well.. never thought I'd see those two sharing a kiss!
Lagertha though.. she makes me rabid!

I just want to know what Cullenwife looks like without all that makeup..
Here you go.
"Cry havoc! And let slip the Donks of Phwoar!"
there's really no stopping you is there?
"Let slip the Donks of Phwoar"? I am seeing some innuendo in that... ![]()
You see innuendo in everything.
Here you go.
Spoiler
Woo, curiosity answered
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Here you go.
Spoiler
You can't manage to make not-beautiful eyes, can you?
Here you go.

You can't manage to make not-beautiful eyes, can you?
It must be a curse.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my drink!
It must be a curse.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my drink!
Okay.. that Gif is my next response in that thread if I get a novel written back to me. ![]()