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#576
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Yay, now I'm even looking more forward to ME3. Even though I won't rush part 2.

Well, one of my first conversation with Liara was about the mating habits of their people. Which was weird. They only mate with other races. Eh... kay? They can reproduce with other females? Eh... kay... I'm slowly backing off now and don't you ever touch me!
Then all this 'oh this vulcanian mind-thingy is so exhausting, I'm fading' was rather odd to me and the following conversation was always the same. Three times, as I recall? So weird.


I would say that's more mass effect 1 not aging so well. There was not a lot of dialogue for that game. But it is weird that that's the first thing she talks about.

I played one before 2 came out and it was all at a friends house in the space of 24 hours. So. I had a totally different experience I guess lol

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Lmao


I'm of the opinion that PEOPLEare morons. Women. Sadly. Are usually people.

:/

I'm drinking whiskey! Yay! (My GF only lets me have it on special occasions since I drink it too fast)

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I'm of the opinion that PEOPLEare morons. Women. Sadly. Are usually people.

:/

I'm drinking whiskey! Yay! (My GF only lets me have it on special occasions since I drink it too fast)

*gasp* :o As a woman, and therefore a person, I am offended! ;_;




(Yes, I am being facetious)
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO
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Finland scares me.  If SATW has  taught me anything, it is that every Finn has a murder knife...

 

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Though SATW also gives me the impression that they'd all love the DrinkQuisition, so there's that.


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I would say that's more mass effect 1 not aging so well. There was not a lot of dialogue for that game. But it is weird that that's the first thing she talks about.

I played one before 2 came out and it was all at a friends house in the space of 24 hours. So. I had a totally different experience I guess lol

Might be that it was the first thing I asked her, after 'are you okay?'. I'm not that sure about it. ;)

 

Sounds like a tight experience :D


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#581
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New rule! Take a drink every time someone posts a parody gif of Katy Perry's California Gurls.

 

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Finland scares me.  If SATW has  taught me anything, it is that every Finn has a murder knife...

 

family-photo.jpg

 

Though SATW also gives me the impression that they'd all love the DrinkQuisition, so there's that.

 

I don´t think you should take SATW as your guide to Finland  :lol: . For starters that hat, no one wears such. I thought norwegians use it.



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I don´t think you should take SATW as your guide to Finland  :lol: . For starters that hat, no one wears such. I thought norwegians use it.

If there's a chance of seeing people on the street wearing hats like that... I so would move there :D


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Keep your Finlandi-whatevers.

 

This is where it's at:

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I don´t think you should take SATW as your guide to Finland  :lol: . For starters that hat, no one wears such. I thought norwegians use it.

*gasps* LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

 

Well it *may* happen, but the bobble cap (learned a new word today) is a lot more common!


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I always thought Vodka is from Russia.

 

Bobble caps are everywhere it seems.



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I always thought Vodka is from Russia.

 

Bobble caps are everywhere it seems.

 

Vodka is vodka.

 

If I wanted to get patriotic, I'd drink a glass of this:
 

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I always thought Vodka is from Russia.
 
Bobble caps are everywhere it seems.


Nah, everyone on the eastern side of Europe has their own vodka. And they claim its originally theirs.

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Nah, everyone on the eastern side of Europe has their own vodka. And they claim its originally theirs.

 

Alcohol belongs to everyone. :D


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Alcohol belongs to everyone. :D

 

:blink: *GASP* Even children!?



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:blink: *GASP* Even children!?

ESPECIALLY the children!


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Alcohol belongs to everyone. :D

:blink: *GASP* Even children!?

ESPECIALLY the children!

I'll drink to that!


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ESPECIALLY the children!

 

 

This man is overgasped!

 

(Couldn't find the right clip)


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Hey I'm a woman and I think they are morons. LOL.

 

Having said that, people in general are morons... doesn't really matter which bits you have. ;)

 

Ravenesse... I restrained so hard from telling you that Jack isn't into "girls camp". And meh @ Kelly... she gets it on with anything and everyone the way she talks.

 

Anyway. Just realised it's Friday the 13th... no wonder I'm feeling extra homicidal today. Drink.

 

Oh, and if somebody can please cite me word for word what Cabot says about Maryden... I will share my rum. Because that **** was hilarious. :lol:


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"Seven people want your minstrel dead. They’d settle for smashing her lute, but they’re afraid she’d sing about it."

CABOT WISDOM! **DRINK**


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"Seven people want your minstrel dead. They’d settle for smashing her lute, but they’re afraid she’d sing about it."

CABOT WISDOM! **DRINK**


*Shares rum*

Don't drink it all, bhsup drained me of my stockpile for... Natalie Dormer.

That is hands down, my favourite line. I wanted to be best buds with him from that point on...

Oh and. "You and Sera, huh? Don't do it on the bar." (or something). LOL, it's fitting cause we def would've done it on the bar...

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Hey I'm a woman and I think they are morons. LOL.

 

Having said that, people in general are morons... doesn't really matter which bits you have. ;)

 

Ravenesse... I restrained so hard from telling you that Jack isn't into "girls camp". And meh @ Kelly... she gets it on with anything and everyone the way she talks.

 

Anyway. Just realised it's Friday the 13th... no wonder I'm feeling extra homicidal today. Drink.

 

Oh, and if somebody can please cite me word for word what Cabot says about Maryden... I will share my rum. Because that **** was hilarious. :lol:

Thanks for the efford :D

Doesn't matter anymore, I'm so going for interracial intercourse and awkwardness. Yay-yay-yay! Well... sometime I'll do it. Cause blowing off steam seems to mean 'wait for it until Garrus finds the right music and gets some research done'. He seems to have a companion quest of his own now. Pisses me off a bit, I'm more a 'trial, error and trying it again till there are no more errors'-person. Besides, why can't Shepard do some research, too?

Is that a ME thing? Sex once? I mean... two years, seriously?

At least, I don't have to look at that Kaidan picture anymore :D

 

"Seven people want your minstrel dead. They’d settle for smashing her lute, but they’re afraid she’d sing about it" Too slow in copy / paste from the Cabot thread ;)



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Thanks for the efford :D
Doesn't matter anymore, I'm so going for interracial intercourse and awkwardness. Yay-yay-yay! Well... sometime I'll do it. Cause blowing off steam seems to mean 'wait for it until Garrus finds the right music and gets some research done'. He seems to have a companion quest of his own now. Pisses me off a bit, I'm more a 'trial, error and trying it again till there are no more errors'-person. Besides, why can't Shepard so some research, too?
Is that a ME thing? Sex once? I mean... two years, seriously?
At least, I don't have to look at that Kaidan picture anymore :D
 
"Seven people want your minstrel dead. They’d settle for smashing her lute, but they’re afraid she’d sing about it" Too slow in copy / paste from the Cabot thread ;)


Too late!!

But okay... I'm feeling generous. Will share with you as well.

Shep is too busy and has better things to do than have sex. ;) Although same could be said for DA protagonists... but anyway. You will find that sex will only occur in dramatic "this could be the end of the world" settings... where as DA it's all casual like, underwear grinding in by the fire, a visit to Hawke's estate and after roughly 30 hours of arse kissing just visit LI in DA:I and away you go.

 

Anyway, drink up. We're discussing romances here. :lol:


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Yay *drinks*

 

Mah, DA leaves place for interpretations. One scene, the rest head canon.

(Except Iron Bull, three scenes that indicate sex and once he said 'all this time and you never said the safeword'.)

ME gives me no space for that, it seems. But hey... rescue the galaxy for one time sex... there are worse intentions :D Even though it makes me think 'Y no whorehouses?!' If I can buy slaves... eh... servants then why no one for my personal shepneeds? No wonder one turns renegade.

 

Pft, we're female, we are expected to discuss romances *drinks anyways*



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Alcohol belongs to everyone. :D

 

 

True dat.  B)