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#5976
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Damn, son.

 

That is the finest photo editing I've ever seen this side of the river. It's like, I'm THERE with the throne.


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#5977
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Drunk and not thinking is just the normal state for me I guess? *drink to being drunk*

Yes, a wolf asserting his dominance over tiny creatures. Nevermind the fact that I opened fire.

Yep, I completely ignored your arrows. Also Solas is far more shocking.

Hm, think we should be happy that he doesn't pee in all of Skyhold's corners or try to mount... ehm... hm... gnn... truth be told, a little humping wouldn't have been that bad.

*drinks*

Okay, he can go on kill fennecs if I can get him laid. With a fade-to-black-romance-cutscene!

Damn, where is my mind taking me again... *slaps herself*

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*drinks*

 

Hm, I want that throne as DLC. ASAP!


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#5978
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Query:  When he pees in the corner, is he peeing magic?

 

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#5979
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Awwww! That would be so beautiful. And would add a new fetish to my list.


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Damn, son.

 

That is the finest photo editing I've ever seen this side of the river. It's like, I'm THERE with the throne.

Isn't it incredible?!

 

Yep, I completely ignored your arrows. Also Solas is far more shocking.

Hm, think we should be happy that he doesn't pee in all of Skyhold's corners or try to mount... ehm... hm... gnn... truth be told, a little humping wouldn't have been that bad.

*drinks*

Okay, he can go on kill fennecs if I can get him laid. With a fade-to-black-romance-cutscene!

Damn, where is my mind taking me again... *slaps herself*

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*drinks*

 

Hm, I want that throne as DLC. ASAP!

ROFLMAO I'll take harming small creatures over peeing in corners. Perfect use of GIF too! Oh gosh, here I go in the hellspiral. THANKS A LOT, RIVAINI! *drink*

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Awwww! That would be so beautiful. And would add a new fetish to my list.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I died! :lol:


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#5981
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Isn't it incredible?!

 

ROFLMAO I'll take harming small creatures over peeing in corners. Perfect use of GIF too! Oh gosh, here I go in the hellspiral. THANKS A LOT, RIVAINI! *drink*

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I died! :lol:

*klicks on spoiler*feels her heartbeat*awwwws a bit*sighs*drinks*

 

Oh and what about 'peeing on small animals'?


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#5982
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Isn't it incredible?!

I said I didn't put any effort in it + I'm drunk you know.. strange things happen.. and they don't need to be beautiful *drinks*

 

 

 

Hm, I want that throne as DLC. ASAP!

 

No you don't - it's lynroys..

btw I think EA would sell this awesome throne in a 9,99 dlc


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#5983
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I said I didn't put any effort in it + I'm drunk you know.. strange things happen.. and they don't need to be beautiful *drinks*

 

 

No you don't - it's lynroys..

btw I think EA would sell this awesome throne in a 9,99 dlc

See, and then I can get it from the EA-****** :P


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*klicks on spoiler*feels her heartbeat*awwwws a bit*sighs*drinks*

 

Oh and what about 'peeing on small animals'?

Hnng that jawline.... Oh geez I just lost ten minutes staring at that gif. *drink* "Peeing on small animals"? Well, sure as long as it's not in Skyhold.


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*Roly emerges from the men's room, closes the door, hammers nails in the door, and sets some embrium potpourri burning*

 

Don't eat the leprechauns....

 

*snorts some vodka and walks out of the bar*


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*Roly emerges from the men's room, closes the door, hammers nails in the door, and sets some embrium potpourri burning*

 

Don't eat the leprechauns....

 

*snorts some vodka and walks out of the bar*

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#5987
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Hnng that jawline.... Oh geez I just lost ten minutes staring at that gif. *drink* "Peeing on small animals"? Well, sure as long as it's not in Skyhold.

Wha, she said jawline!

*hides under table*drinks silently*

 

*stares at bg*

*better stays silent*drinks*

 

Ehm... well... okay, we have a deal. Anyone can pee on animals as long as Skyhold is not involved.

Btw. do Volus count as animals?


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#5988
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What was I supposed to say? Oh gosh another 5 mins gone with gif.

Volus? *chortles into mug* Well...


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#5989
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What was I supposed to say? Oh gosh another 5 mins gone with gif.

Volus? *chortles into mug* Well...

Don't know, but BSN made a red-flag word out of 'jawline'

You could just have said... eh... Solas?! ;)

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#5990
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Aye, probably for the best for a few hours...

 

Wha, she said jawline!

*hides under table*drinks silently*

 

*stares at bg*

*better stays silent*drinks*

 

Ehm... well... okay, we have a deal. Anyone can pee on animals as long as Skyhold is not involved.

Btw. do Volus count as animals?

 

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And no, as far as peeing purposes go, volus shall NOT be considered animals!


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#5991
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Oh, there goes my good mood.

We (I and my girlfriend) just found out that her grandmother (I didn't know her - she of course did) died today. So I should probably be there for her now (I'm glad that I'm not drunk).

Maybe I'm coming back later - drink some for me guys and girls and girls that I thought where actually gus, whatever



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Happy Paddy's Day dudes.  Weaves towards bar unsteadily, shaking glitter everywhere.  Orange juice Cabot.  Gotta pace myself.

 

@BountyhunterGER.  Sorry to hear that, raises glass in condolence.



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Don't know, but BSN made a red-flag word out of 'jawline'

You could just have said... eh... Solas?! ;)

*sexy snip*

SOLAS! Oh gosh, Rivaini! Can't. Stop. Staring. *drink*

 

Oh, there goes my good mood.

We (I and my girlfriend) just found out that her grandmother (I didn't know her - she of course did) died today. So I should probably be there for her now (I'm glad that I'm not drunk).

Maybe I'm coming back later - drink some for me guys and girls and girls that I thought where actually gus, whatever

:( We'll drink a few for you. Cheers, mate.

 

Aye, probably for the best for a few hours...

 

 

*Cass snip*

 

And no, as far as peeing purposes go, volus shall NOT be considered animals!

Yeah, still prefer this jawline. Oh gosh...

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Oh, come on, Volus! I was going to initiate a pissing for distance contest...way to rain on my parade. *drink*
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Oh, there goes my good mood.

We (I and my girlfriend) just found out that her grandmother (I didn't know her - she of course did) died today. So I should probably be there for her now (I'm glad that I'm not drunk).

Maybe I'm coming back later - drink some for me guys and girls and girls that I thought where actually gus, whatever

Damn *drinks* Make her feel better. *drinks more*

 

 

Happy Paddy's Day dudes.  Weaves towards bar unsteadily, shaking glitter everywhere.  Orange juice Cabot.  Gotta pace myself.

Ohohoh, glitter! *freaks out*jumps out from under the table*driiiinks*

 

 

Aye, probably for the best for a few hours...

 

 

-snip-

 

And no, as far as peeing purposes go, volus shall NOT be considered animals!

And I get it. No peeing on the Volus.


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Happy Paddy's Day dudes.  Weaves towards bar unsteadily, shaking glitter everywhere.  Orange juice Cabot.  Gotta pace myself.

And the same to you! I'm just curious who you'll end up with at the end of the night: Cullen, Michel, or Fairbanks? 
And because it's St Paddy's day I thought I'd bring this post forward for drinking pleasure.

So I was advised by MonkeyLungs to post this in here. My friends and I created a drink (alcoholic, of course) for every Dragon Age follower. 

 

Save Game’s Dragon Age Cocktails – Gather these and venture forth

 

Iron Bull's will get you drunk the fastest. Just FYI. 

 

Happy drinking!


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#5996
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SOLAS! Oh gosh, Rivaini! Can't. Stop. Staring. *drink*

 

:( We'll drink a few for you. Cheers, mate.

 

Yeah, still prefer this jawline. Oh gosh...

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Oh, come on, Volus! I was going to initiate a pissing for distance contest...way to rain on my parade. *drink*
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Yes, let's feed the addition. Dark side and all.

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That's so cute. Someone's in love with a jawline.

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Damn, blue curacao always makes me vomit :(


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#5997
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Cheers, MonkeyLungs!

Damn, I see The Dame claimed her pie. I couldn't muster the energy to try and steal it anyway. In fact, I have no energy, which is why I disappeared so soon. Paragon, good luck getting that glitter off!
*steals another bottle from the bar and walks out*

 

Hehehe ....

 

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#5998
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Hehehe ....

 

Spoiler

I was wondering where you got the glitter from in the first place. Now it all makes sense.


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Yes, let's feed the addition. Dark side and all.

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That's so cute. Someone's in love with a jawline.

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Damn, blue curacao always makes me vomit :(

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Brain...not...hnnng

 

Hehehe ....

 

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Nice one, sista. *drink to glitter*


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I bow to the will of the will, i guess...

*Grabs umbrella*