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#60401
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Aww that is beautiful! You are beautiful Traggy! :)

 

Your birthday is today!? Why didn't you mention it earlier!? Silly girl.

 

I do not have the artistic talents of Traggy, nor the time to conjure up a birthday "friendfic" before midnight tonight.. BUT.. I can offer you my words.

 

*Clears throat*

 

Happy birthday, O' Adonkable one! For the short time you have been here, it has been a pleasure talking with you and stirring you up. Don't ever leave.. and don't ever change! <3 (Is this why I had a dream about you last night, I wonder?)

D'aaawww :3 Thanks, Donk. Join the hug!

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D'aaawww :3 Thanks, Donk. Join the hug!

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Sorry. Couldn't resist! :lol:

 

Please tell me.. what's with all the Rick Astley?


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D'aww well thanks guys! but my birthday is actually tomorrow (2nd Oct). just starting the 'celebration' a little early hahaha


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D'aww well thanks guys! but my birthday is actually tomorrow (2nd Oct). just starting the 'celebration' a little early hahaha

 

I assume you have plenty of apple cider on hand?


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Now, I refuse to follow the crowd.

 

Same. Elven rebels!

 

(Actually, I'm just too busy hiding in a bush wearing a ghillie to follow the crowd.)

 

I had the gall to say out loud: who the heck is Rick Astley... I feel horrible, i have that song on my ipod. and YAY got a old but now mine ipod :D

 

edit: alright Kyrrah, short break time from being my avatar.

 

Rick Astley? RICK ROLL!

 

D'aww well thanks guys! but my birthday is actually tomorrow (2nd Oct). just starting the 'celebration' a little early hahaha

 

Should I wait for three and a half hours before I say it, then? (Come on, I already had US and OZ clocks as my secondaries in Windows. I just adjusted to your timezone. Already had them on Sydney time, anyway. Totally not being too stalky. Two hours between coasts make a difference!)


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D'aww well thanks guys! but my birthday is actually tomorrow (2nd Oct). just starting the 'celebration' a little early hahaha

I know but as your family had already given you theirs early... I wanted to give you mine too :D


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Well, yeah I guess only 3 and a half hours to go hahaha, Apple cider? damn right, got lots of it!



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Should I wait for three and a half hours before I say it, then? (Come on, I already had US and OZ clocks as my secondaries in Windows. I just adjusted to your timezone. Already had them on Sydney time, anyway. Totally not being too stalky. Two hours between coasts make a difference!)

 

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And I thought I was creepy.



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(Actually, I'm just too busy hiding in a bush wearing a ghillie to follow the crowd.)

 

*waits patiently for Donk*



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*waits patiently for Donk*

 

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I confess... I missed that opportunity!



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I confess... I missed that opportunity!

 

Should I be worried that I didn't miss it?



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And I thought I was creepy.

 

What? I spent two years with a realism unit in ArmA 2 that was called "102nd Recon Battalion." RECON?

 

Gathering intel is literally WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME. Especially if I aspired for the Scout-Sniper role.

 

Then some Infantry jerk "forgot" to relay information to his commanding officer, and I was somehow at fault. They forbid me to play as Scout-Sniper.

 

I've left the unit a few months later because they decided it would be a good idea to edit one of the missions I made without a) telling me B) prior consent c) general unhappiness (they seemed to not quite like me towards the end)

 

*waits patiently for Donk*

 

*pulls out another ghillie suit out of nowhere*

 

Here's something to help.



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Should I be worried that I didn't miss it?

 

Nope. It's just simple inDonktrination.. :whistle: happens to all who cross my path.


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Nope. It's just simple inDonktrination.. :whistle: happens to all who cross my path.

 

Thus Spake the Donk.

 

(Trivia: Did you know you can't translate that sentence into Czech without it sounding weird, unless you use male form for "Donk"? *evil laugh*)



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What? I spent two years with a realism unit in ArmA 2 that was called "102nd Recon Battalion." RECON?

 

Gathering intel is literally WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME. Especially if I aspired for the Scout-Sniper role.

 

Then some Infantry jerk "forgot" to relay information to his commanding officer, and I was somehow at fault. They forbid me to play as Scout-Sniper.

 

I've left the unit a few months later because they decided it would be a good idea to edit one of the missions I made without a) telling me B) prior consent c) general unhappiness (they seemed to not quite like me towards the end)

 

 

*pulls out another ghillie suit out of nowhere*

 

Here's something to help.

 

Well. That sucks MileyChicken.

 

I once considered joining the army.. then I thought no, I'm too much of a sh*t. So I took up drugs instead, but that is a different story. ;)



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Thus Spake the Donk.

 

(Trivia: Did you know you can't translate that sentence into Czech without it sounding weird, unless you use male form for "Donk"? *evil laugh*)

 

There's a male form for Donk? :blink: WHERE?

 

I must slay it. There is only one Donk.. that has boobs. And a vajayjay.


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#60417
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Nope. It's just simple inDonktrination.. :whistle: happens to all who cross my path.

 

My innuendo detection skills are entirely my own, I assure you, and quite well honed.  I'm just surprised I got there before you is all! :lol:



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My innuendo detection skills are entirely my own, I assure you, and quite well honed.  I'm just surprised I got there before you is all! :lol:

 

The Illusive Man said the same thing.. ;)



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Well. That sucks MileyChicken.

 

I once considered joining the army.. then I thought no, I'm too much of a sh*t. So I took up drugs instead, but that is a different story. ;)

 

I joined another group since, though there's still this one US-based group I'd love to play with. That said, I'm a capable marksman and a half-decent scout. It's easy for me to score a role like that if I stick around long enough to "graduate" from regular Infantry (which isn't a role I'd mind horribly, either)

 

And I also did. Took up BSN instead, but that is a different story.

 

There's a male form for Donk? :blink: WHERE?

 

I must slay it. There is only one Donk.. that has boobs. And a vajayjay.

 

Teeeheeee. When you say it in Czech, it sounds male as f*ck.

 

And the female sounding variation of Donk sounds weird, lemme tell ya.



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-snip-

Please tell me.. what's with all the Rick Astley?

It all started here :lol:



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I joined another group since, though there's still this one US-based group I'd love to play with. That said, I'm a capable marksman and a half-decent scout. It's easy for me to score a role like that if I stick around long enough to "graduate" from regular Infantry (which isn't a role I'd mind horribly, either)

 

And I also did. Took up BSN instead, but that is a different story.

 

 

Teeeheeee. When you say it in Czech, it sounds male as f*ck.

 

And the female sounding variation of Donk sounds weird, lemme tell ya.

 

Ironically, fitting. ;)

 

When I first joined these forums, I was often mistaken for a dude due to my um.. vulgar behaviour. But since people are familiar (in this thread, and some people outside) they all know which way the wind blows.

 

 

 

It all started here :lol:

 

 

Ah, it all makes sense now! :lol:

 

Dieb, buddy. Pay no mind to those gutless fuckwits. The fact that they had to attack you in PMs is proof enough of how idiotic, stupid and cowardly they are.

 

And do you mind if I *DON'T* change my avy to Rick Astley? I am quite fond of what is already there..



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Ironically, fitting. ;)

 

When I first joined these forums, I was often mistaken for a dude due to my um.. vulgar behaviour. But since people are familiar (in this thread, and some people outside) they all know which way the wind blows.

 

Heh. Like the time I was mistaken for a lady while I had Max as my avatar?

Yeeeah.

 

 

Hey, look at this! Scroll down for pictures, don't need the language for pics!

http://airsoftpro.cz...roducts_id=1886

Ain't she beautiful...?

 

Note: Not a real firearm. It's actually a replica chambered in 6mm BB. Meaning small plastic balls. Wear some eye protection, you should not come to a more serious injury being shot by one.



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The Illusive Man said the same thing.. ;)

 

:blink:

 

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"Well, bollocks."

 

kinda looks like he could be saying that anyway


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#60424
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Heh. Like the time I was mistaken for a lady while I had Max as my avatar?

Yeeeah.

 

 

Hey, look at this! Scroll down for pictures, don't need the language for pics!

http://airsoftpro.cz...roducts_id=1886

Ain't she beautiful...?

 

Note: Not a real firearm. It's actually a replica chambered in 6mm BB. Meaning small plastic balls. Wear some eye protection, you should not come to a more serious injury being shot by one.

 

Oh that is gorgeous!

 

Certainly beats the pea shooters I made out of windup crayons as a kid. Fun times.



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Oh that is gorgeous!

 

Certainly beats the pea shooters I made out of windup crayons as a kid. Fun times.

 

Yup. It's an HK416 replica. Do want, I love the way 416's look. Much more than M4s or anything. It seems like I can even swap out barrel length! (I doubt it will actually influence the ammunition, however.) D10 or D14.5! Yay! Now give me a sound suppressor adapter and I'm a happy camper. Thing already has RIS rails all over.