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#6051
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Ehm... I have sooo many stupid Alistair Inquisition screenshots. He's so damn handsome. And even if he wouldn't be, it's still Valentine's voice *shutters*

 

 

I'll be honest, I don't get the Alistair obsession, but whatever.  Enjoy, ladies of the DrinkQuisition. :)

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OOL so it'll have to be one of these.  

 

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#6052
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I keep my saves too... for memories sake, of course. 

And yes, I'm blushing too and a little too excited.. but, damn. I think I would be less excited to meet my RL first crush.. 

 

 

That's feels just weird and wrong a little.. It's not "my" Alistair, if you know what I mean  ;)

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All of it. *recovers enough to take a drink*



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I'll be honest, I don't get the Alistair obsession, but whatever.  Enjoy, ladies of the DrinkQuisition. :)

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Wah, you're still here? Spying on the girlie horde?

 

 

I did too. I was like "Oooo Alistair just stand there so I can stare." 

 

RIVAINI IS AT IT AGAIN!!! nmjqfwefibhejknvmldmwjji2befoj2klmew,vm I was too embarrassed to take screenshots of him xD
 

 

THAT'S THE LOOK *dies*

EDIT: What a time to be OOL. I wasted them all on the pointy-eared bastard. I hope your satisfied, Solas!

Hrgh, hrgh, hrgh... wasted your OOL on Solas. Mean you!

 

I keep my saves too... for memories sake, of course. 

And yes, I'm blushing too and a little too excited.. but, damn. I think I would be less excited to meet my RL first crush.. 

 

 

That's feels just weird and wrong a little.. It's not "my" Alistair, if you know what I mean  ;)

Great, the Dame understands me *drinks to that* :D



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Wah, you're still here? Spying on the girlie horde?

 

:lol:  Honestly?  I keep checking to see if my DONK has checked in yet.  I miss her!!  Not.. not that I don't love y'alls company as well, but she's been gone over a day now...  :crying:   Need my buddy down under.



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sniip

 

Ehm... I have sooo many stupid Alistair Inquisition screenshots. He's so damn handsome. And even if he wouldn't be, it's still Valentine's voice *shutters*

 

I'll be honest, I don't get the Alistair obsession, but whatever.  Enjoy, ladies of the DrinkQuisition. :)

sniiiiiiip

 

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:lol:  Honestly?  I keep checking to see if my DONK has checked in yet.  I miss her!!  Not.. not that I don't love y'alls company as well, but she's been gone over a day now...  :crying:   Need my buddy down under.

I know what you mean, bro.

To make up for all the slumber party talk:

Spoiler


*drink*



#6057
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I keep my saves too... for memories sake, of course. 

And yes, I'm blushing too and a little too excited.. but, damn. I think I would be less excited to meet my RL first crush.. 

 

 

That's feels just weird and wrong a little.. It's not "my" Alistair, if you know what I mean  ;)

 

I'll take anything I can get!  I think I have admitted this before, but I once restarted the game in order to marry Alistair (first playthough was elf mage).  I .... was ..... gutted ... when he dumped me.



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I know what you mean, bro.

To make up for all the slumber party talk:
<<snip>>

 

...

 

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(bloody hell of a time to go OOL...)



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:lol:  Honestly?  I keep checking to see if my DONK has checked in yet.  I miss her!!  Not.. not that I don't love y'alls company as well, but she's been gone over a day now...  :crying:   Need my buddy down under.

 

I know what you mean, bro.

To make up for all the slumber party talk:

Spoiler


*drink*

Aaaw, poor BG and IR.

 

 

I'll take anything I can get!  I think I have admitted this before, but I once restarted the game in order to marry Alistair (first playthough was elf mage).  I .... was ..... gutted ... when he dumped me.

See. Never play as a female elf in DA, you'll always end up heartbroken.



#6060
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Happy to help, Volus! We need HB for that balance.
 

I'll take anything I can get!  I think I have admitted this before, but I once restarted the game in order to marry Alistair (first playthough was elf mage).  I .... was ..... gutted ... when he dumped me.

He dumped my first character too! :crying: (elf) Gah that hurt. I had her do the ultimate sacrifice because I refused Morrigan's shady ritual and I couldn't let Al die. *drink to game feels* Funny because I make it a rule not to romance anyone on a first play through. I went into the game with absolutely no knowledge on who was a romance either. Then Alistair happened. He broke my rule. I had no idea that the dialogue options I was choosing were leading to the romance so was pleasantly surprised when he gave my warden the rose. :lol: DAO is the only game were I romanced someone on a first play through. *drink to game memories*

 

Aaaw, poor BG and IR.

 

 

See. Never play as a female elf in DA, you'll always end up heartbroken.

ROFL True story! *drink to sad but true*


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#6061
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:lol:  Honestly?  I keep checking to see if my DONK has checked in yet.  I miss her!!  Not.. not that I don't love y'alls company as well, but she's been gone over a day now...  :crying:   Need my buddy down under.

 

Look at it this way, at least she will know how much she was missed by us all.  

Raises tankard

For HB and for the DrinkQuisition slugs it back in one and smashes it into the fire.

Later guys.



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I'll take anything I can get!  I think I have admitted this before, but I once restarted the game in order to marry Alistair (first playthough was elf mage).  I .... was ..... gutted ... when he dumped me.

 

Ok, we really need HB, because this thread turns into Alistair appreciation fest... it's not that he don't deserves it and personally I don't mind, because real one (official thread, I mean) is too scary to enter.. I'm tring to avoid any kind of appreciation threads (it's weird, but still, no go for me).

 

And in my first PT he dared to dump my Cousland! When it happened I laughed hysterically for some time (my self preservation mechanism) sitting near my computer. Still, I completed PT as dumped Cousland. And took some time off. 

But with all the drama that was one of the best plot turns.

I'm masochistic gamer.  :D



#6063
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I still like how that first play through turned out. Yeah, that Al gush thread scares me...
Well, I just spotted a new thread asking for more hair so drink!
 



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Ally!!!!  *swoons*

 

Aaaw, poor BG and IR.

 

 

See. Never play as a female elf in DA, you'll always end up heartbroken.

 

Oh, I don't know.  Leliana treated my Melian Mahariel juuuuuuuuuussst fine.

Well, I just spotted a new thread asking for more hair so drink!

:huh:  That's just weird.  I was thoroughly happy with Cassie's.... oh, wait, you mean hair hair, like for heads.  Right, I'll just... drink.

 

*drinks, as indicated*


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#6065
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:huh:  That's just weird.  I was thoroughly happy with Cassie's.... oh, wait, you mean hair hair, like for heads.  Right, I'll just... drink.

 

*drinks, as indicated*

 

- Sera: The Inquisition can't be all broody beards like you and Cassandra.

- Blackwall: She doesn't have the hair for it.

- Sera: Oh, I'd bet she does. Places.

 

Places.

Places.

Places.

Places.

 

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#6067
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Truth be told, I completed my first ever playthrough as Alistair basically.

 

He was easy to play with all the high defenses, and most importantly, he was funny. Sorry, but as much love I have for DAO, I never "got" the Warden. I never felt connected to any of mine, at least.

 

 

Trivia:

My Inquisitor really grew on me. I have a very elaborate backstory getting more and more sophisticated in my head, and the occasional smirk-worthy middle-wheel-comments kinda compliment that in a superficial, yet not "intrusive" manner. On the other hand, I get thrown back a mile everytime they mention my Trevelyan-ness or nobility :/

 

I guess what I'm saying is, he starts to work better as a "blank slate" than the Warden ever did.



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Happy Saint Patrick's Day you c***'s!

 

This is the best thread of all the threads of all the interwebs!

 

DRINKS HEARTILY!!! Liver and heart be damned!


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#6069
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Good day, wonderfuls!

 

If you still can, look at yourself in the mirror, smack yourself on the butt and say "hot DAMN!". Trust me, it works.

(My grandma used to do that and she was happy asf.)

 

This reminded me of Kefka in Dissidia, smacking his butt before a fight to tease his opponent. rofl



#6070
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^butt taunting


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#6071
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I'll be honest, I don't get the Alistair obsession, but whatever.  Enjoy, ladies of the DrinkQuisition. :)

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Alistair <3

 

My first crush after I came out.


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#6072
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Ugh, that was clearly NOT enough sleep.
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Cheers, everyone. *grabs another bottle from behind the bar and walks out*



#6073
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Alistair on the thread! A sight for sore eyes.  :wizard: 

Good, good, keep it coming.



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Oh so sleepy.

I wish I had a Samson body pillow to rub myself to sleep tonight. Every night.



#6075
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Oh so sleepy.

I wish I had a Samson body pillow to rub myself to sleep tonight. Every night.

:lol: Now there's an image. *drink*
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